Chapter 15

Author's note: In light of the lovely review I just got, I would like to say that SCREW YOU YOU STUPID IDIOT, DON'T YOU EVER EVER ACCUSE ME OF CORRUPTING ALAN'S CHARACTER. IF YOU WERE A TRUE JP FAN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT NOTHING AND NO ONE COULD CORRUPT THE WONDER THAT IS JURASSIC PARK AND ALAN IS UNCORRUPTABLE. Too scared to put your log in name, are you? You're pathetic. Fanfiction is for fan's fiction, and this is mine. If you don't like it, DON'T READ IT YOU ARSEHOLE. I spit on you.

Sooo, Alan, Sparky, Spotty, Tim, Lex and SpDotty were walking along. Lex kept tripping herself up just so Alan would grab her and pick her up again. Lex smiled smugly-Alan was one hot bugger. Tim was jealous so he tripped himself up, but found himself being picked up by SpDotty instead, who smiled flirtily at him. Tim ran ahead, scared.

Later on, Alan heard a noise in the bushes. He signalled at everyone to get back, and crept forward warily. Suddenly, a Procompsognathus (compy) jumped out of the bushes and nipped him on the nose, playfully. Alan swore and lashed out at it, but Sparky hopped forward and pushed him back.

"No, Alan!!!!" he said. "This is a friend!!!!"

"A friend???? IT BLOODY BIT ME ON THE NOSE!!!!"

"He was only playing Alan" Raptordogeyes...

"Ooooh ok, what's it's name"

Then the compy skipped forward, and revealed he was wearing a monacle and a top hat, with a walking stick in his claw.

"My name, dear sir, is Sir Jiggelwit Kibblespit, of Kibblespit Enterprises. It is a pleasure to meet you aquaintance"

Alan, a little bemused by the intelligence and class of the animal, shook it's claw while gibbering nonsense.

"Do you...do you scavenge...like normal...????"

"Oh yes, Kibblespit Enterprises is all about scavenging. We make a lot of money you know."

"O-o-of course..."

"Indeed" Kibblespit smiled.

"Could you, er scavenge something for me...er, Sir Kibblespit."

"Indeed."

"There's a guy who is an imposter ME fan, and I don't take kindly to him. He reviews my stories quite badly you know."

"I will have it sorted immediately."

And with that he went and dragged Evil Reviewing Guy into the open and ate his heart. After all, he only lives with his mum, in her basement doing unspeakable things to himself, while spending all his tiem on the computer being nerdy and fat with COMPELTE lack of girlfriends.

So no one will miss him.

"I'm beginning to like this compy." Said Alan, and they carried on walking.