So, As the troop marched on; Alan and Sparky, SpDotty and Timmy, Lex and Sir Kibblespit and Spotty and errr.....a mouse. Were happily marching like a troop of marchers until they came to a rather confusing sign. This sign unlike all the others actually existed.
"Ooh what is this? It scares and confuses me." Said Alan in awe.
"Can I touch it?" Said Sparky. Preparing to poke it and or prod it.
"No don't"Replied Sir Kibblespit. "We might be sued for doing it because it might go against the rules and offend people." (HINT HINT!)
As this strange episode was going on Patrick was trying to play strip poker with Ellie but was failing miserably. They ahd managed to reach the control room where Hammond was.
"Right, royal flush once again. I think I'll have your sunglasses now."Said Ellie with a smirk.
"But...But they make me look cool! Whined Patrick
"I don't think anything could do that, what with your dinosexing ways."
Then Hammond or Hammy as his friends called him (no one called him this since that would imply that he actually had friends...He didn't! Like one reviewer who knows who it is!)
"I'll play strip poker! Let me catch up!" And with this me took off his shirt and trousers revealing a bra, knickers, garter belt, stockings and suspenders.
Everyone groaned and ended the game abruptly.
Meanwhile, Frederick Stefanopolisnopolopolospopodopolous, the hotel owner had been running from Hammond in fright. He now realised he was lost in the grounds of his own museum. It was still dark, and the lights that were normally on outside had been turned off unexpectedly.
All was silent.
Then...
"ARRRR RAPTOR RAPTOR ACCA ACCA BOO BOO!!!!"
Roger leapt out of the darkness and ripped off Fred's face who screamed in pain.
Tony followed his dad rather curiously, and then winced at what his dad was doing.
"Do you, er, have to do that, bwoss????"
Roger finished mauling and looked up.
"Yes I bloody well do have to do this Tony. I'm a carnivore, and he was a walking target."
"Dad, I, er think I'm turning vegetarian."
Roger choked on a bit of lung and gathped.
"WHAT????"
"Don't hit me dad!!!!"
"You useless piece of crap, oh god, as soon as I've finished eating Muldoon here, I'll-wait a minute..." he looked at the corpse. "THAT'S NOT MULDOON!!!!"
Alan and Sparky heard the loud scream of anger and looked at eachother worriedly. No good would come of this...