As the scream echoed around the museum everyone leapt up in a some what comical fashion, well everyone except Patrick who couldn't since he is a loser and quite possibly crippled (who knows anymore!?!) Anyway the lonely sign pokers were sitting down for a spot of lunch Sparky had prepared earlier.
"Hmmm, this is delicious Sparky. What is it?; Alan wondered as he started at Sparky in his little chef hat and apron which read 'Kiss the cook' My god Alan wanted too, he stared at Sparky and a wave of desire flooded over him and then he suddenly had to run off behind a tree.
"Errr.....it's, Take it Timmy!" Said Sparky.
"Galli....galli....Gallimimus!" Stuttered Timmy while he made a move on SpDotty.
"Well err it's good Gallimimus." Said Alan still behind that damn tree. And then suddenly he noticed someone standing next to him. It was Paaaaam. He didn't know how he had missed her, but he did like in many films about dinosaurs which we're all familiar with.
"Pam? What?" Said Lex deciding she hadn't said anything in a while.
"Oh god it's been hell today." Said Pam lighting a cigarette" Have you seen the thigh on that raptor, McDotty? My god he needs lipo! Totally raspberry!" Said Paaaaam in a weird accent and then when everyone had stopped being in shock (actually that never happened) Paaaam started to commence bitching some more.
"What're you doing behind that tree Alan???? Tart tut, raise eyebrow hand on hip" Pam spoke her actions.
"Errrr, nothing. Have some-
Timmy: "Galli, galli, gallimimus!!!!"
"Yeha have some of that"
"No thanks Im watching my figure. Do you guys think I look fat in this pink skirt"
Spotty: "No"
SpDotty: "No"
Sparky: "No"
Alan: "Well...no"
"OH MY GOD IT DOES DOESN'T IT!!!!" and she ran off crying to call the lipsuction doctor.
"Alan!!!! Always say no to girls when tehy ask you if they look fat!!!!"
"Sorry, im not good around girls."
"But you sure did score one hot mamma" Timmy said, then high fived Spotty and SpDotty who whooped dog style. They all suddenly had spliffs in their hands.
Alan felt very out of place.