Chapter 19

So as Hammy and Paddy were lying next to each other in the prehistoric section of the museum they both thought about the future.

"So, err whats err, your favourite film?" Said Patrick in a desperate attempt to get to know Hammy.

"I must say I did take a liking to Creataceous park. I loved that guy in it, what's his name.... Kibblespit?"

"Yeah I think that's it."

And so their amazing and bubbling converstion went on. While that was happening Bob and Ellie were trying to find Alan and the kids.

"I hope we find them soon there are raptors and stuff out here. Also I think there's something following us." Ellie said looking over her shoulder.

"Nonsense you've got me here, I'll protect you. But still lets see if something is following us." Bob replied with his rifle pointing at the darkness, then suddenly it came out of nowhere, a whiney annoying noise.

"Hey, wait up, please? I'm scared." Said the little voice of a Spinosaurus.

"Bloody move!!!!" Bob said to ellie and poked his rifle into the Spinosaurus' visibly reduced snout. "Are you dangerous????"

"Awwwww-uh, everyone judges me-uh, it's not faaaaaair" whined the dinosaur. "I'm coooooold I need a jumper, awwwwwww-uh why don't they ever have my size-uh, it's not faaaair. No one ever likes me, I was friends with Pam, but she told me to have a snout job, and I look stuuuuuupid, and I haaaate it, but I can't affo-"

"Bloody shut up!!!!"

Ellie sensed another whine coming on, so she told the dinosaur he could follow them, but he'd have to-

"be quiet!!!!" Stop whining, what's you name anyway????"

"Warren...they call me Warren the Whiny Spiny, it's not faaaair, I haaaate them-"

"Bloody die!!!!" Bob raised his gun.

"No Bob, stop it."

"ehhh stupid woman mumbling tell me what to do...bloody..bloody..."

"Now let's find Alan and the others already!!!!"

Then, out of the blue, well black, cos it was dark, they heard a very high class business voice arguing with a very high pitched Kiwi voice.

"I knwo that voice!!!! ALAN!!!!"

Silence.

"Ellie???? ELLIE????"

"ALAN!!!!"

And there he was, in all his handsome glory, smiling at her. She sighed, she had missed his jaunty hat, and cheeky sile. And there was Sparky, behind him, and the kids, and a few others...blah blah but, alan...she moved forward to kiss him...

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT AWAAAAAY FORM ME!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!" Alan screamed and started climbing the walls and bouncing off tbales in fear.

"Alan!!!! Alan, honey what is it????" Ellie grabbed him and slapped his face and he fainted in terror.

"Wow," she said, holding his limp but sexy body, "We need to revive him, and quick"