Long time, No Arch!
Part 7: BULL CRAP!
"Hmm..."
Rei opened her eyes to find herself in a red, silk chair, sitting at a long red, silk table. Food was plastered from her end to the other end. Sharp vicious smells complemented her nose as she sniffed the air.
Rei lifted her arm and discovered she was chained to the seat. "What the...?" She mumbled to herself; still trying to wake up completely. Then there was a rustle...
She looked up to see a demon she recognized. Shesshomaru, InuYasha's brother who seemed to be in some love affair with Kagome... So why on Earth is she here?
"Kagome..."
'HE THINKS I'M KAGOME?! ARG!'
"It's so nice to have you over for dinner tonight." Shesshomaru smiled as his profile became much clearer as he walked towards her...
That long, fluffy tail leaning over his shoulder as though it was a parrot and he was its' pirate. Those enchanting, calm eyes that could win you over if you stare too long. The claws that were deadly when they wanted to be, but seemed very attractive at the moment. His long, white hair swishing from every moment... His lovely kimono... that she could imagine to be there when she was back at the Temple...
She shook out of it once Shesshomaru stopped at her side and lifted her chin, tickling her soft skin with those claws of his...
'She seems... different some how... a better different.' He thought to himself slowly examining her. Then, he leaned down—forcing Rei's heart to leap—and sniffed her neck.
'Why am I not fighting? What am I scared of...?'
'Hmm...' Shesshomaru stared at her for a long moment and then said, "If you promise not to scream or run I'll unbind you..."
Rei nodded, afraid to open her mouth to croak out yes.
She looked down at the chains and watched as his claws started to glow a bright green and as he slashed the chains... they melted to nothing.
She shivered slowly. What if those claws were used on her later on tonight?
"Stand up." She was about to move when he pulled back her chair and offered her a hand. She blushed, taking his hand and standing. So, he was a gentleman? This was strange for someone who seemed so vulgar when she met him.
"Thank you," Rei mumbled out, feeling like a little girl for being so shy, it wasn't like her...
Shesshomaru grinned at her, "It isn't yet time for supper, so we'll go have some fun, shall we?"
"Fun?"
"Yes, Fun." He replied slowly, with this evil look in his eye and lead her out of the beautiful dinning hall. There was something different about her than Kagome. Her scent was driving him worse than Kagome's but it didn't make him want to make love to her every moment of the day, like Kagome's had... But something about this girl made him want more... She also seemed completely different. Was this, this girl at the battle before? Is she one of the sailor scouts?
After turning on different hallways, they finally stopped at a blue door. Rei on the other hand thought this was another door to another hallway. How big was this castle? But it wasn't. Nope...
Once he opened the door, she gasped. The room was almost nothing but blue but it contained shrine and temple protecting items. All similar to the ones back home... but why would someone like Shesshomaru have a room like this?
There was a sofa and a coffee table centered in the middle of the room. "Go on, sit down." He said causally and closed the door behind them.
She sat down on the sofa, astounded by the collection of good luck charms hanging on the walls that looked so identical to the ones she would sell back at the temple. She wished she were in her temple kimono instead of her school uniform at the moment.
"Why do you have all these temple and shrine items all over this room?" She said, now looking at the demon sitting beside her.
"I like shrines and temples... they are calming and relaxing. They also make me feel protected."
Whoa... that was... kind of deep for Shesshomaru! But it was exactly how she felt about her temple...
"Why?" He inquired now, interested.
"Well... My grandfather owns a temple in... my Tokyo, Japan... and I live there and take care of the temple." Rei said, not daring to look at him while speaking, knowing that she would choke on her words.
"Really?" Shesshomaru asked, looking even more interested in her. "I'll have to visit this temple..." He smiled at her softly.
She almost melted. "So are you ready?"
"Ready for what?"
"For this of course!!!"
Shippou was having a hard time trying to figure out where she had gone off.
While everyone else was a sleep, he was hoping around the campsite, looking for Rei. Rei was really sweet to him... so why did she leave? Did InuYasha do anything to make her mad?
At that moment he kicked InuYasha real hard in the side and the Hanyou moaned and sat up.
"Shippou, did you kick me?" He growled angry at the demon.
"YES! BECAUSE YOU SCARED REI OFF, DIDN'T YOU?!"
"What? What? What are you talking about Shippou, she is right there." InuYasha pointed to an empty blanket, beside the died out fire. "WHERE IN NARAKU'S NAME DID SHE GO?"
"EXACTLY!"
"Do you idiots mind, I'm trying to sleep." Sango groaned, looking at the two with one eye open.
"Sango! Sango!" Shippou pounced her in tears, "REI IS GONE!"
"What?" Sango now sat up completely now. "Where did she go?"
"WE DON'T KNOW!"
That is when the whole bunch waked up; All 8 heads of them.
"What is going on?" Mina cried.
"We don't know what?" Ami asked.
"No... I didn't eat your donuts!!!" Serena jumped up suddenly and fell back down on her face.
Darien sweatdropped and asked, "What happened?"
"Rei is missing."
"REI IS MISSING?" Everyone said at once.
"She is gone but why?" Luna asked.
"Wait," InuYasha sniffed the air slowly. "I smell... Shesshomaru."
"But Shesshomaru is after Kagome isn't he? Not Rei."
"You never know about that idiot." InuYasha replied. "Either way... we need to find her."
"Yeah, InuYasha is right. Rei wouldn't of left without telling someone..." Kagome said slowly.
"We should arrest him... SAILOR POLICE! YOUR UNDERARESST FOR ADUCTING GIRLS ONE NIGHT AFTER ANOTHER!" Lita screamed and everyone sweatdropped.
"Sure... AFTER we find Rei."
"TWO 3s'!!!!"
"BULL CRAP."
"BULL CRAP? BULL CRAP? ARGH! YOUR DADDY!"
"Jaken you idiot." Shesshomaru sweatdropped as the frog-like-thing tried to lie during a game of BC, or Bull Crap."
Rei was nervous from the beginning but was now starting to cool off. She wasn't expecting a game of Bull Crap from a couple of DEMONS who abducted her. It's a strange world after all.
"One 4." Rei called loudly, and laid down a card on the stack.
"BUUUULLLL CRAAAAPPPP!" Jaken yelled giving Rei the eye.
"Jaken, you don't have to call Bull Crap on everything!" Shesshomaru thumped Jaken's head, making him fall over with a moan that sounded like Bull Crap.
Rei flipped over the card. Turns out she wasn't lieing, "It's your card now." She threw the card at Jaken and rolled her eyes.
"Don't get smart with me, MISSY!"
"SHUT UP! Four 5s'."
...
"Rei... How many 5s' you 'gots?" Jaken whispered to Rei behind his cards, raising his eyebrows.
"NO CHEATING, JAKEN!" Shesshomaru pointed a dangerous claw at the frog.
"Yes, Lord Shesshomaru... BULL CRAP!"
Shesshomaru narrowed his eyes at Jaken, picking up the cards and placing them back into his deck. "It's on now..."
"ONE 6! ONES 6!" Jaken yelled, placing at least half of his deck.
"BULL CRAP!" Rei proclaimed. "Do you think you can get away with putting away all those cards?!" She narrowed her eyes to the frog's tiny eyes as he picked the whole set of cards on the table.
"You wait... It's on now... IT IS ON!!!!!!!"
NEXT TIME ON LONG TIME, NO ARCH!
"Why am I kidnapped? Why was I of all people abducted by a perverted demon?! Well, atleast I THOUGHT he was perverted. Now we are playing a card game of BULL CRAP, A GAME OF BULL CRAP WITH TWO BLOODY DEMONS. Actually, I don't know WHAT Jaken is... Like some morphing ninja frog thing or something. And Shesshomaru, the suppose to be total perverted freak is nothing but... a... a... I can't think of the word right now. But if you stay tuned till the next chapter of Long time, No arch! You'll see what happens! This Dog Demon is kind of hot for someone who looks like he'll kill you!"
NEXT TIME ON LONG TIME, NO ARCH!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: It's occurred to me that I haven't written on this fanfic for a while, so I decided to take time and try to write a decent Part 7. I got the Card game of BC or Bull Crap from recent rivals, not only from camp but also at my own home. I like typing like I'm smart. Did I SOUND smart? XD Anyway, I figured, since Shesshomaru if anything, would not be a perverted freak but a total doll, or maybe not a doll but a gentleman? That is if he isn't mad at you. XP So I wanted something to happen between these two: Rei and Shesshomaru. Simply, because Rei is the main point of the fanfic and Kagome and InuYasha (to me) have to stay together. Rei and Kagome are the main characters of this fanfic. Don't you forget it.
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