Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, and this fact makes me sad every day.

Last time, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru found themselves "trapped" in a family reunion that the girls were planning. Will they kill each other? I don't know, I'm just the author, so read on and find out!

-Kiakatsu

Chapter 2:

Inuyasha couldn't believe what his ears were hearing. A family reunion? What the heck was that? He slightly recalled Kagome telling him once, but the poor hanyou's memory wasn't that good. Sesshomaru was apathetically looking at his brother while Inuyasha was apparently trying to figure it all out in his head. By the facial expressions of stupidity and shock mixed together, it wasn't working too well. Sesshomaru decided it was time to enlighten his brother before he really hurt himself.

"Inuyasha, would you like some assistance with trying to comprehend what is taking place here? Kagome and Rin have gone through a lot of trouble trying to pull this little stunt. What do you say to that?"

"I'd say they're crazy!!!!" Inuyasha finally blurted out, breathing heavily as if he would forget how if he thought about it too long.

"And for once I would have to agree with you." Sesshomaru stated, then looked over at Rin and smiled slightly, "but I think I will stay in order to see how things play out. This situation is turning out to be quite amusing, especially with my brother making grotesque facial expressions and about to blow a blood vessel."

"What! Aren't you mad!? How can you be so nonchalant about all of this? Are you not going to try and kill me or take tetsusaiga?"

"Can we not call a truce for at least tonight? Why don't we take this chance to 'learn' about each other. We ARE brothers after all."

Inuyasha didn't know what to do, his jaw just hung open in clear disbelief. "Learn?", he responded in the most pathetic way possible.

Rin and Kagome couldn't be happier about the Lord's response. Rin jumped up to the youkoi, "Rin so glad that you feel this way, Lord Sesshomaru! We have a dinner prepared for us and everything. Even Kagome's friends are here to help."

At the mention of Kagome's friends, Sango and Miroku popped their heads from the doorway leading to a small kitchen. "Do you wish for the food to be served now?" Miroku tried to ask in the most professional way possible, despite two small children hanging from his robes. "Please pay no mind to my son and daughter, you won't even know they are here."

Kagome squealed in delight at the sight of them, completely ignoring the monk. "They are so big since the last time I saw them!" she yelled running over to them, making Inuyasha and Sesshomaru cover their ears. "This one is Kisume", she said pointing to the black haired girl in a red and blue kimono, "and this is Katsu", she stated pointing to the black haired boy wearing black and orange robes made like his father's.

"Yes, you haven't forgotten them have you?" Sango answered. "They are six years old already! Oh my gosh Kagome we have so much catching up to d-"

"Excuse me!!! I think you have forgotten about us!" Inuyasha fumed, "I for one do NOT want to do this!"

Kagome had heard just about enough. "Inuyasha... SIT! I swear, I thought that we would have much more trouble from Sesshomaru, but I guess you proved me wrong! Either you calm down, or I am going to 'sit' you until you can't see straight!!!"

All Inuyasha could do is try to pick himself up out of the floor and mumble an 'okay'.

"That's better."

The great lord of the west could hardly contain himself whenever he saw his brother being told to 'sit' by that human girl. That alone was worth him staying.

"Well," interrupted Sango, "should I bring in the food?"

Kagome's face suddenly turned cheerful as she answered, "Of course! And you can eat with us if you want to."

Miroku and Sango both nodded before turning into the kitchen. They shortly came out with a nice set up of sushi, rice balls, eel, and ramen for Inuyasha. The twins were hot on their heels. Everyone sat down; Kagome next to Inuyasha, Rin next to Sesshomaru, and on the other side of the brothers sat Miroku and Sango next to Inuyasha and the twins next to Sesshomaru.

After excited words of praise about the food from everybody except Sesshomaru, who showed that he liked it just by eating it, everyone started to enjoy it as the girls tried to come up with good conversation starters.

"So Rin," Kagome started, "when do you think you and Sesshomaru with get hitched?"

Rin giggled a bit before answering. "I think we are going to officially become mates in a year or two. Lord Sesshomaru wants to make sure that I am ready, and that I have completed all of my studies at the castle. I don't want anything in the way if we have pups."

It wasn't noticeable, but Sesshomaru almost choked at the mention of pups.

"Ha!" Inuyasha chortled, "To think, my brother, the great human hater, has fallen for a human girl! I'm gonna have to visit your little munchkins and tell them stories about their ol' pop. Hahaha!"

A flash of red appeared in Sesshomaru's eyes. "Watch your step dear brother, you wouldn't want to anger me in front of the women, now would you?"

Rin went into quick action to calm the youkai down. "Don't let him get to you Sesshy, you know that our children will see you with the utmost respect. I will make sure of that."

Her comment seemed to work as Sesshomaru's eyes went to their original calm status. "Of course Rin, I know you will do an exhalent job."

"Speaking of children," Rin changed the subject, "When do you think you will start having some, Kagome?"

"Oh my," Kagome blushed, "We were think of having maybe three or-"

"We will have more then you, and that's all that's important!" Inuyasha interrupted, not noticing that Kagome had gone from pink of embarrassment to red of anger.

"So that's all that's important eh? You just have to beat your brother in everything, hm? Hey I know," Kagome started to imitate Inuyasha by putting two white rice balls on top of her head as ears, "Lets fight about father's gravesite, NO! Lets fight about swords even though they are both really good, NO! Let's fight about BABIES! We should have an all out BABY WAR!!!" she stopped imitating him, "You make me SICK! Sit, sit, and SIT!

Everyone was dead quiet for a few moments, looking back from Kagome to Inuyasha who was now deep in a pit, then they all started laughing. Even the western lord allowed a chuckle at his brother's stupidity and Kagome's imitation. Inuyasha could only curse at the dirt below him.

Miroku finally got up to pull his friend from the ground. "Oh Inuyasha," he said in between chuckles, "You really did it this time, are you alright?"

"Yeah, yeah, nothin' that I ain't used to!" He spat looking at Kagome, who was also laughing. "I don't even know why I put up with you people."

Kagome wanted to make him fell better, so she came up from behind him and put her head on his shoulder. "Oh Inuyasha, I only do it because I know you can take it, plus I need to get my frustration out somehow."

"Lucky me" He responded pulling her in front of him and giving her a passionate kiss on the lips.

"Ewwww!!!" The twins yelled, "Daddy make them stop!"

"Alright you two." Miroku said to the twins and the kissing couple. "I think you cleared up your little argument, so lets save it for later, for the kids' sakes of course."

Inuyasha and Kagome broke away, smiling and sitting down together.

Sango broke the silence, "So it looks like we are all done eating, so let us clear the dishes. Come on kids, come help mommy."

"I'll help to!" Said Kagome.

"And me!" added Rin.

As the kids and the girls exited the room, they left some very suspicious men behind.

"I cannot help but think that they are up to something." Sesshomaru noted, " Probably at our expense."

"I agree" Miruku said, as Inuyasha just grunted. "I say we take this chance to develop a plan of our own. Just in case."

"I like the way your mind thinks, monk." Stated Sesshomaru, "but what plan do you see fit to exercise upon our fair maidens?"

"You tell me..."

Meanwhile, in the kitchen...

Kagome cackled evilly before turning towards her comrades. "Shall the plan commence?"

"I don't think we could think of anything better." Rin whispered while smiling.

"This will be fun." Sango growled.

To be cont....

Hehehe. This is going to be fun to write, but I need some really good ideas for the "plans". If you have an idea, don't hesitate to review it in. Thanks peoples! I hope you are enjoying my fic so far.