A Spiffy Parody of a Random Van Helsing Scene
A/N: All right, this is now fixed so it's a story and not a trailer, since doesn't accept that . (Thanks Chibi-Kaz for informin' me of that ))
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters or the...sorta-plot. But! I own the spiffy coconut! FWEEEE!
"Transylvanian horses are really frickin' fast," said Anna, "which will come in handy later."
Suddenly the person in charge of the budget appears, and stands before the director/authoress. "Em, the budget was blown....the other scenes, yeah that's it, the other scenes blew it," says the PCB (Person in Charge of the Budget), looking around shifty eyed and fingering her many expensive new pieces of jewelry. "So we couldn't afford any really frickin' fast Transylvanian horses but," she pulls out a coconut from behind her back, "we got a spiffy coconut!"
The director/authoress takes the spiffy coconut, and contemplates the situation. "Hm," she says, and then her eyes light up and she snaps her fingers. "This calls for...dun dun dun! Blatant Monty Python Reference! WOOOOO!"
Van Helsing is now galloping in front of the carriage, banging the two halves of the spiffy coconut together. After a moment he pauses banging. "Um, how is the carriage still moving if there's no horses drawing it?"
"Energizer," says the director/authoress simply. "It just keeps going and going and going and...aw crap! It died! Hurry up, someone change the batteries!"
Several prop people run out and give the carriage new batteries, and some spiffy fuzzy dice. 'Cause it needed them.
Van Helsing then resumes the banging together of the spiffy coconut. He looks back and sees...dun dun dun! Evil Dracu-hoes in spiffy bat form flying at him.
Inside the carriage, Frankenstein is pulling at his chains while whining at Carl, "Lemme out, lemme out!"
"Nope, can't do that," said Carl. "You're too inconspicuous, and besides it would reveal our uber spiffy plan."
"Oh. Fine," says Frankenstein sitting back.
Meanwhile, Van Helsing is still galloping away from the brides with the carriage. "Gallop gallop," he says, approaching a bridge which just happens to be broken. He steps aside, and let's the carriage go by and fall through the whole, with a loud "Fall! Woooosh!" from the carriage.
Van Helsing secretly pushes a spiffy button, which causes the hole to close to a small one inch gap, which he leaps over. "Spiffy leap!" he yells as doing so.
The hole re-opens and the brides dive down after the carriage, screaming, 'cause they seem so fond of it. Aleera grabs the wheel and after much spiffy spinning, is thrown off. "WEEEE! Save the spiffy monster!" she yells as she flies away.
Verona yanks the door open and sees the spiffy spikey ball of doom! "Crap," she says, as a most spiffy explosion occurs causing her to die a most spiffy spikey explosive death!