AS: Yipee!!!!! Insanity will ensue!
Sora: Why'd you have to do a KH fic?
AS: Because I live to torture you all!!! MWAHAHAH!
Kairi: Okay, I'm officially scared, now.
AS: Good! MWAHAHAHA!
Riku: Good thing that it doesn't own us, or Kingdom Hearts,
or anything else mentioned in here, with few exceptions!
AS: IT?!?! You can't tell?
Kairi Sora: laughing uncontrollably
Riku: Well, you change your gender every other day!
AS: Hey! Only for RPG stuff!
Riku: sarcastic Right.
AS: kicks Riku in tender areas
Riku: OxO Kairi Sora: back away
AS: Hah! Now, on with the insanity!

Kingdom Screwups

We see the inside of a home. Sora is making some canned soup, after a day of shooting. They have just finished with him getting turned into a Heartless. He opens a drawer, and reaches for a can opener. He looks, and it is a black can opener, with a red handle. He yells, and throws it across the room. We see him cowering in a corner, muttering.

"Can openers are evil.... Evil can openers...."

Riku comes in, looking to see what is the matter. Sora, however, leaps up, and runs off, yelling some more. Riku follows him to a closet, where we see Sora trying desperately to claw through the wall. Riku, worried as he is, decides to ask what is wrong.

"Sora...? Are you okay...?"

Rather than telling him what is wrong, Sora brandishes a shoe, as though it is a weapon, and yells.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU POSSESSED PSYCHO!!!!!"

Riku rolls his eyes, but Kairi arraives, wondering who is freaking Sora out. Riku mutters darkly. Kairi, blinks, wondering what is going on.

"Sora...? What's wrong? Is Riku being a jerk again?"

Riku quickly adopts a hurt expression, but Sora just whimpers.

"He wants to kill me with a can opener!!!"

Riku rolls his eyes, and Kairi sighs.

"I told the directer we should use a stunt double, but would he listen? Noooo."

Riku glares at Sora.

"Hey, not my fault! I was possesed by Kairi's crazy dad!"

Kairi's eyes blaze with anger, and she backhands Riku.

"You leave my dad out of this, Riku!"

"Or what? He'll kill me AND you?"

Kairi punches Riku, then throws him out the window.

The next day

"WHAT?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN RIKU'S IN THE HOSPITABLE AND SORA IS AT A THERAPIST?!?!? WE HAVE TO SHOOT TODAY!!!"

The director, a fat little man in a red and blue outfit about ten sizes too small is yelling at a telephone. On the other line, King Mickey is covering his ears.

"Sir, I'm just saying what Kairi told me!!!"

The director yells some more, then passes out from over exerting himself AS: Short, but odd! I came up with this while on the phone with my friend, lol!
Sora:..... I hate you.
Riku:Me too.
Kairi:I love my role!
AS: Yay! Now, RR!