AS: w00t! By request, here we are!
Riku: At least it still doesn't own us, KH, or anything like that.
Sora: Can openers.
Kairi: )
AS: Yay!
Kingdom Screwups Chapter 2
We see a small Shadow Heartless, it is walking up to a trailer in the shadows. It reaches into some non-existant pocket, and pulls out a small, silver house key.
"AAHHHHH!!!! KEYBLADE!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The Heartless yells, throwing the key, and runs off.
Now, we see Sora. He is still afraid of can openers, but is doing better with his rehabilitation. He is currently poking a can opener.
"Hah! Not so brave now, are you, you stupid thing? AHHHH!!!"
Sora runs off, thinkng that the can opener has attacked him. Riku laughs, and we see him, up in the rafters, holding a string attatched to the can opener. Kairi shoves him, and he falls to the floor,
landing on a key. He jumps up, and runs off, yelling.
"AHHHH!!! SORA'S GETTING HIS REVENGE WITH THAT DAMNED KEY!!!!"
Kairi is laughing crazily, and Riku runs out the door. She smiles,
then picks the key up.
"Hah, I KNEW that this thing would be good for something, hah hah hah!"
Meanwhile, we see the director, yelling at King Mickey over the phone.
Again.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!? THE LEAD SHADOW IS IN KEY REHAB, WITH RIKU!
KAIRI IS NOT A MANIAC!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE IS LAUGHING HER HEAD OFF AND LOVING THE FACT THAT RIKU IS IN REHAB?!?! THAT IS NOT KAIRI-ISH!"
Mickey winces on the other line, holding the phone about a foot from his large, and highly sensitive ears.
"Sir, I'm just telling you what I saw, and what I was told! Don't shoot the messenger!"
The director's eyes light up, and he laughs.
"MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Hmmmm... How do you like MOUSE TRAPS?!?!"
Mickey drops the phone, and runs off, yelling about this not being in his contract.
AS: Hah hah hah! More insanity!
Riku: Keys are evil.
Shadow: Keys really are evil.
Kairi: No, I'M evil!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!
Sora: I hate can openers... Why did it attack me? Why AS: Hahahahaha! I love this! Sooo much fun! Well, Review!
Riku: At least it still doesn't own us, KH, or anything like that.
Sora: Can openers.
Kairi: )
AS: Yay!
Kingdom Screwups Chapter 2
We see a small Shadow Heartless, it is walking up to a trailer in the shadows. It reaches into some non-existant pocket, and pulls out a small, silver house key.
"AAHHHHH!!!! KEYBLADE!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The Heartless yells, throwing the key, and runs off.
Now, we see Sora. He is still afraid of can openers, but is doing better with his rehabilitation. He is currently poking a can opener.
"Hah! Not so brave now, are you, you stupid thing? AHHHH!!!"
Sora runs off, thinkng that the can opener has attacked him. Riku laughs, and we see him, up in the rafters, holding a string attatched to the can opener. Kairi shoves him, and he falls to the floor,
landing on a key. He jumps up, and runs off, yelling.
"AHHHH!!! SORA'S GETTING HIS REVENGE WITH THAT DAMNED KEY!!!!"
Kairi is laughing crazily, and Riku runs out the door. She smiles,
then picks the key up.
"Hah, I KNEW that this thing would be good for something, hah hah hah!"
Meanwhile, we see the director, yelling at King Mickey over the phone.
Again.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!? THE LEAD SHADOW IS IN KEY REHAB, WITH RIKU!
KAIRI IS NOT A MANIAC!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE IS LAUGHING HER HEAD OFF AND LOVING THE FACT THAT RIKU IS IN REHAB?!?! THAT IS NOT KAIRI-ISH!"
Mickey winces on the other line, holding the phone about a foot from his large, and highly sensitive ears.
"Sir, I'm just telling you what I saw, and what I was told! Don't shoot the messenger!"
The director's eyes light up, and he laughs.
"MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Hmmmm... How do you like MOUSE TRAPS?!?!"
Mickey drops the phone, and runs off, yelling about this not being in his contract.
AS: Hah hah hah! More insanity!
Riku: Keys are evil.
Shadow: Keys really are evil.
Kairi: No, I'M evil!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!
Sora: I hate can openers... Why did it attack me? Why AS: Hahahahaha! I love this! Sooo much fun! Well, Review!