Dragon: HEY ALL!!
Lakergurl: ugh… do you have to be so happy? School started!!
Dragon: yeah… but we have a new chapter for Swept Away In Paradise!!
Lakergurl: *sigh* well, at least we will have some backlogs
Dragon: um… you didn't know that…
Lakergurl: well… SHUT UP!!
Yami: *talking to the sane people: Shino, Shikamaru, and Gaara* all everyone here does is argue
The "Sane" Muses: *nod nod*
Yami: *sigh*
Naruto: CAN YOU GUYS JUST GET ON WITH IT!!
Lakergurl and Dragon: *cower from the tiny boy*
Naruto: THANK YOU!! *goes back to kissing Sasuke*
Lakergurl: Man… I didn't think he would get mad… he does seem busy
Dragon: *nod nod*
Yami: Well, Here is the Second chapter for Swept Away in Paradise
Disclaimer: Lakergurl and Dragon: *whispering to each other, then stop*
Dragon: We have decided that we own Naruto
Lakergurl: *nod nod*
*Ninja Lawyers appear*
Dragon and Lakergurl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~HHHHHH!! MUSES!!
Muses: *come and look at situation, go talk to Lawyers, Lawyers go, muses come back, hit Lakergurl and Dragon in the head*
Yami: Just pathetic… None of us own Naruto… *glances to Naruto*… except maybe Sasuke… *looks again* or could it be the other way around…??
CO-WRITTEN BY: LAKERGURL262, NEW DRAGON18
Swept Away in Paradise, Chapter 2
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Tokyo?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 1-H-O-M-E-B-U-R-N-E-D
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Tears and some blood were everywhere after Ino and Sakura had finished up with Sasuke and Naruto. a/n: now remember, they don't like Sasuke anymore
Through everyone's mind, it kept repeating itself over.
'Arguing, Lee yell, House Burn, Sasuke pouring tea on Naruto's head, Lee cry and yell…', then, 'Poor Naruto and Sasuke'. Well, the last part didn't go for Ino and Sakura a/n: ^_^.
"HOW COULD YOU BURN OUR HOUSE!!", they were yelling, chasing Naruto and Sasuke with a mallet Sakura and a kitchen sink Ino.
"IT WASN'T US!! HOT TEA DOESN'T CAUSE FIRE!!", Naruto sobbed out in his foxy a/n: literally voice through hit from the mallet. Sasuke wasn't in any better of a position. Ino approached him with killer instinct.
"I-Ino! Think about what your doing… Remember me? Sasuke-kun? … NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!", he yelled, the kitchen sink hitting him. a/n: he may seem out of character, but an "anime" girl just him with a kitchen sink!! WHAT DO U EXPECT?!?! Also, there may be some more OOC… where'd she get the sink from anyways ?_\\
The two furious kunoichi were breathing heavily, hands moving up and down at their sides.
"MAN!!", yelled Sakura.
"Now what?", said the normally-quiet Hinata.
"Well… What about this?", said Gaara, picking up a piece of paper on the floor. He looked up to see everyone arguing. Now, Gaara does not like to be ignored, so, can anyone guess what happens?
Sand swirled around everyone, causing some skirts to fly a/n: *cough*TenTen*cough*, people to fall down, and some people to start for Gaara a/n: *cough*Sakura and Ino*cough*.
"GAARA!!", they yelled. Living with the Raccoon a/n: ^-\\ for all that time caused everyone to be more used to him.
Suddenly noticing his mistake, he threw the paper at the girls, and ran behind Naruto. a/n: dragon: I wonder why? ^_\\ lakergurl: BAKA!! NO YAOI!! dragon: I know, but I can dream, cant I… *clouds*
"THERE!!", he yelled. Sakura and Ino stopped, and stared at the paper which was picked up by Ino.
"What's this?", she said.
~*~ At some restaurant on the beach big enough to fit them in ~*~
"So… what is it?", asked TenTen as she sat down.
"Well, it is a flyer…", said Lee, stating the obvious, causing everyone to sweat drop as he did his "Right On!" pose.
"Actually, he is right", Naruto replied, causing all to fall down except for him and Lee, who stared at each other and shrugged, taking their seats.
"Yes No. I mean, yes it is a flyer, and no that's not it", Sakura told them.
This brought question marks over everyone's head… literally!
"It is a advertisement for a place in… Tokyo?… for free. I mean, free for Shinobi…"
"That's sure convenient…", said Temari, kind of sarcastically.
"What do you mean?", asked Sasuke.
"Well, don't a/n: yes, I did that on purpose it seem weird that our house just happened to burn down, and that this happened to fall on the floor, and that we just happen to be shinobi. I mean, this could be another trick by our sensei's!!"
After thinking about for a while, they decided that their sensei's wouldn't be stupid enough to burn their house. I mean, that's just ridiculous… isn't it?
"NAY!!", was heard throughout the food joint, from the combined voices of them.
"Then, I guess we should go ther--"
"No, wait. Let's read it first.", said Shikamaru.
Everyone fell when they realized they didn't know anything about the place, let alone where to go.
"Yeah, let's do that….", Neji replied, helping Sakura up. a/n: AWWWWWWW!!
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A/N: forgive the ugliness, as it cannot be done in like a template form because f f . net doesn't show those!!
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"Well, that explains it… good enough at least", Shikamaru said sarcastically, "how troublesome."
"Yeah… well, so…", Lee said.
"Yeah?", asked TenTen, noticing that Lee wanted to ask a question.
"Um… eh…. Er… so…", he started to say, but was interrupted by Neji, who after a few years with this bozo, learned how to deal with him…
"JUST DAMN SAY IT ALREADY!!" a/n: ._\\ ._., he half yelled, and half "hit" Lee.
"Ok… Where is Tokyo?", Lee said, giving his "Defeated" Face.
Again, the gang fell straight onto the floor, hitting it with there faces. a/n: I guess they just seemed to like that position a lot?! X_\\, X_X
"I dunno, but we could… you know, CALL THE NUMBER!!", Sakura yelled into his face. Lee winced, not from pain or hurt, but from fear.
"Yes. I agree.", Sasuke said with a firm face, of course. a/n: Lakergurl: *drool*
"Hey, Sasuke? Why don't…you know?!… try to show some emotion?!", Naruto said, sticking his face into Sasuke's.
a/n: Dragon: well, sorry, but they ain't gonna kiss… that already happened ^_\\
"Shut up, dope!"
"MAKE ME!!"
"FINE!!"
Sasuke brought his fist up, but was stopped by Ino putting her hand on his.
"Sasuke-chan now -chan, cuz they no longer like him, please stop. I am a blonde, dead-sexy teenager, who is PMSing right now. So… if you don't stop… I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!", Ino said, finishing the last part with anger flushing to her face.
"Uh… Ino", Lee, said from behind her.
"WHAT?!"
"If you don't stop, you are going to kill Sasuke-kun."
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN?!", she said, looking at from Lee to Sasuke's face, seeing him turning blue, "OH!! I AM SOOO SORRY!!", she said, letting him go.
"*HEAVE HEAVE*"
"HAHA!!", Naruto laughed, pointing a finger at Sasuke, who looked like a fish with his mouth open like that.
"HELLO?!?!?!?! CAN WE GO?!?!?!", Shikamaru yelled… for once….
"Uh yeah….", Neji said.
~*~ At a phone booth, where Sasuke and Naruto are trying to kill each other to see ~*~ who gets to call, while Neji is already dialing the number
"Idiots…", Neji muttered to himself as the phone rang. dragon: now I know Lakergurl always says "baka", but she knows no Japanese and tries to act like she does ^_\\, so ignore that
"Hello?", said a voice over the phone.
"Hello Sir--", Neji started.
"I AM A GIRL!!", said the masculine voice over the phone.
"Uh….oh…. Well, hello Mam…we would like to know about this house…"
And so the conversation went on, with the sounds of Naruto and Sasuke getting their asses handed to them by each other, and Ino and Sakura making them shut up, and the woman who sounded like a man.
After a while….
"Ok… Thank you si-- Mam…", Neji said, the expression on his face still.
"Your welcome, we will expect you when you arrive.", and with that said, the woman hung up.
Neji walked out of the phone booth, and looked around him. Everyone was asleep. It was already night. His eyes twitched… he was kinda sleepy too. So he went over to Sakura, put his arms around her, and feel asleep.
~*~ The Other End Of The Phone Line ~*~
A lit cigarette sat, still burning, next to a hung-up phone.
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Next Chapter-
A long trip. A threatening Sasuke. A complaining Shikamaru. And…. WHAT TILL NEXT CHAPTER!! Are We There Yet? )PART 1 OF 3(
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Dragon: I AM SOOOOO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!!
Lakergurl: I tried to get him to do it, but he couldn't
Dragon: well… all of us don't have brand new computers!! Sorry, but my internet was down, I am to poor to own a printer, and I have no where to go to buy a floppy, BUT MY COMPUTER IS FINALLY FIXED!! YAY!!
Lakergurl: YAY!!
Yami: *sarcastically* YAY!! *swirls finger around in the air* can we go now?
Dragon: Yeah… well, SASUKE!! YOUR TURN!!
Sasuke: Do I have to?
Lakergurl: YES!! U HAVE TO!!
Sasuke: *sulk* fine… Well… please review for me, and I might give ya something *takes off his shirt*
Lakergurl: *faint*
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