A/N: Long time no see!!! Actually...well, write...lol. Sorry for the how many weeks? Sorry for the two months...wow...that long? Anyway, my co-writer got sick because of this flu outbreak in our bubble city...we both really enjoy the reviews!! Thank you's to everyone who reviewed, the list is soo long that I don't really want to waste it for this chapter...^___^ new dragon18 and I will make a thank you list all for you all...winter break is coming soon and that means that I will have no writer's block, have time to type, update, and hang out. Feel free to email me at lakergurl262@yahoo.com
NOTE: There has been a notice in the home section that they will probably delete my stories that have author notes in them as an individual chapter. I have sent them an email regarding that so I really do hope that they won't take away my Come Come Paradise, What a Girl Really Wants, and Dangeorusly Sixteen. If any of you know what has been going on with the author notes ideal, please IM me or email me with the address I have given to you above.
new dragon18: why are you sad? you seem so quiet...*looks at her*
lakergurl262: I don't know...
new dragon18: Aww...is my wife sad?? Come here *snuggles*
lakergurl262: *cocks an eyebrow up* WTF? what was THAT for??
new dragon18: a hug. *smiles revealing shiny teeth*
lakergurl262: that is fake! *points at the teeth*
new dragon18: huh? NO, its REAL.
lakergurl262: ... how come I don't have crushes anymore on guys?? *pouts*
new dragon18: I don't know...I don't have a girlfriend. .
lakergurl262: what, you're not satisfied??
new dragon18: ...
lakergurl262: I don't get it...ever since we got married, I have never laid an eye on any guy lately but so far I have only said, "Oh, that guy is cute," but never have I had any infatuation with anyone. And yet, I don't have any feelings that are romantic whatsoever with you.
new dragon18: I know...me neither.
lakergurl262: *sits*
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lakergurl262 and new dragon18: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! *hugs*
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"How Much Longer?"
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It has been nearly a day since the last campout and the gang headed on down the open road. Naruto was slowly dragging himself and his belongings as the others tried to keep their pace while Shikamaru led the group. The scorching sun was blazing hot that day and no one dared to murmur a word since it was even too hot to speak a word. Only the vibrations and sounds of the ground could be heard along with Naruto's complaining.
"How much longer to go??" Naruto wiped the sweat off of his forehead with his bare hand and surprisingly got out a bottle of "water" not ramen contents in it. Shikamaru kept on going ignoring his grumbles while the others couldn't help but pity themselves for having to drag themselves into walking to Tokyo.
"We should have used the car back at the house, where YOU Shikamaru stuffed our luggage in!" Temari snapped like a piranha, "think of it, instead of walking our feet off we could have at least some decent air conditioning and protection of the sun...look at my face!" Temari calmly touched the surface of her cheek. Sakura too did the same thing and the other girls did also the same routine. However, the guys turned no attention to their complexion except to get to Tokyo.
"If we didn't complain and listen to Naruto about needing to rest and eat, THEN we would have been in Tokyo by now!!!" Shikamaru shouted back from the front where his voice would echo between each person.
Tired of the fighting and bickering from one another, Sakura yelled at everyone. "HOLD IT!!" everyone stopped. "look at you all, complaining about the car, the looks...well I agree about this, and the food...thanks to Naruto, and the car...shame on you Shikamaru!" Sakura pointed her finger at each and everyone of them in the group.
"If you want to get to Tokyo faster, then stop your complaining!" Sakura bellowed. A few seconds later Sakura smiled and asked, "does anyone want to sing a song while we walk? To diminish the complaining and fights,"
The others looked at each other, "a song? Who wants to sing a song in the middle of nowhere," Naruto then stepped out and raised his hand like an energetic student waiting to tell the sensei his logical answer.
"I WILL," he said as he flashed a shiny smile, which Hinata nearly fell over.
"Ok, everyone sing along, whether you like it or not!! Naruto, you start it," Sakura then went back to Neji and walked on as Naruto cleared his throat for the first note.
"DoO...rAaeY...mIeEyY...fAaAA" his warmup was totally off key and everyone put their hands to their ears and yelled at him.
"DON'T continue," they said. However, Sakura glared at them and then they let Naruto go on.
"We all go marching one by one Hoorah! Hoorah!" Naruto sang. He was waiting for the others to continue with them but everyone stopped and looked at him, especially Sakura.
"You IDIOT!!! What kind of song is that??" Sakura hit him with a mallet on his head. Naruto chuckled with his arm behind his head.
"Well, you said you wanted a song...so here it is, heh heh heh...?" Naruto smiled. Everyone sweat dropped and knew that this was likely to come out from Naruto.
"Fine, let's all sing..." Sakura said.
"We all go marching two by two Hoorah! Hoorah!" Shikamaru and Ino walked by each other as the others formed with their partners.
"We all go marching three by three Hoorah! Hoorah!" Neji, Sakura, Sasuke paired up and walked as the others did the same.
"The annoying one stops to drink some water, and they all go marching down into the open road," everyone looked at Naruto, who drank some water from his canteen.
"What?" a confused look came on his face while everyone continued on.
"We all go marching four by four Hoorah! Hoorah!" everyone sang except for Sasuke. Naruto stopped and touched him by the shoulder.
"Hey, you're not singing!" Naruto said. A cold look came upon Sasuke's face and a simple reply came from him.
"Shut up, idiot,"
A few moments later, a car passed by them and the driver honked the horn and wolf-whistled at the girls while the guys glared at the driver.
Another moment later, a convertible passed by them and the driver honked the horn and yelled sexy remarks at the guys while the girls glared at the driver.
Another few moments later, a bicycle passed by them and the group paid no attention. ^____^
Another more moments later, another car passed by them and they paid no attention to the group standing for a ride. ((haha payback))
"This is not going to work, we're not going to get a ride," Ino complained while Naruto was still humming the song. With a vein throbbing in her temple she knocked Naruto, "this is no time to be singing!! We won't get to Tokyo at this time!!"
The group waited...and waited...and waited...
Later, a farmer's truck came by and it stopped. Shikamaru looked up and walked over to the driver. He then came running back telling them that they got a ride. Naruto then ran to the front seat but Shikamaru got it, "I got navigating skills," he made an excuse. Naruto and the others then sat in the back...with the chickens and pigs...((It is a farmer's truck))
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"So matey, watcha up been doin lately," the farmer rolled down the window and spit out some of his phlegm out on the road. Shikamaru closed his eyes and then answered.
"We're going to To--" but before he could finish the yellings from the back distracted him.
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"NARUTO SIT STILL!!!!" Lee yelled as Naruto kept on running around in the small area as the chickens chased after him while Hinata were trying to calm down the chickens. Sasuke just sat still as a hen laid on his head. Sakura and Neji were in each other's arms as a pig chowing down on some slop stared at the two as it ate. Ten-Ten and Ino were feeding the chickens while Gaara and Temari sat in their own little corner witnessing the whole event.
"GWAAAAAAAHHH!!! THEY'RE ALIVE THEY'RE ALIVE!!!!!" Naruto kept on running little steps as the chickens bit on his orange jumpsuit.
"BAK BAK BAK BAK BAK BAK BAK BAK!!" the chickens went.
"NAAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUUTTTTTTTOOOOOO!!!!" Sakura yelled.
"OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK SWHOOSH OINK OINK OINK OINK SWHOOSH," the pig oinked and dipped his head into the food and then oinked and then dipped.
"AYE AYE AYE AYE YAYAYAYA AYE AYE AYE YAYAYAYA!!!" Naruto jumped and ran as the chickens caught on. Hinata behind him picked up each chicken one by one and threw them at Sasuke.
Sasuke experiencing flying chickens felt something hard on his head. "BAK," the hen looked down and nestled itself into Sasuke's hair assuming it to be her nest. The guy took the hen by his hand and set it down, grabbing the object left on his head. He held it to the others.
"Got egg?"
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"Heh Heh matey, man you dOo crack my hineys!!" the farmer said as Shikamaru had his face pressed against the window as if wanting to get out, "it seems like them old chickens have got it, eh?" he punched Shikamaru who let out a cry and then continued his farmer chuckle.
"Heh Heh, you need some meat over there boy, my chickens will do them good heh heh heh," the famer drove on.
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Naruto fell on top of Ino as the chickens attacked the mad orange suit. He looked up at the furious blonde smacked him by the cheeks. Just then, the truck halted. Everyone looked up and got out of the truck.
"Well, matey, I guess we are here, now get some meat on those bones now," the farmer bid everyone farewell especially to Shikamaru who had a haunted face from the ride. When the truck drove off, the sounds of the pigs and chickens were all that was heard.
"WE ARE HERRREE!!!" Naruto had a satisfied look. Shikamaru smiled as he went up to the sign. As he read it, his smile disappeared.
"WELCOME to Tochigi, if you are looking for Tokyo, go back for x amount of miles," Shikamaru read.
Everyone fell down.
"Tochigi, eh? Thanks farmer..." Shikamaru chuckled silently.
A/N: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =P
Note: If you didn't get what Shikamaru said, back in the truck he said something...that the farmer misunderstood...yeah ^____^