Chapter 1: Training Day
"Hello Duraldo!" Said the ninja elf master. "My name is Kantochihi, and I am going to train you in the arts of being a Cloud Ninja!
"I don't need no training, I am already one!" Duraldo said.
"Lies, can you eat yourself?" Said Kantochihi.
"Can a liar not lie? Can a deceiver not deceive? Oh what a web of trickery you have weaved, I do not need this training." Replied Duraldo.
"Duraldo...You'll never succeed with that attitude," said the ninja elf master.
"I do not need attitude, I have this!" shouted Duraldo.
And Duraldo pulled out a sword; it was none other than the Penetrator! This weapon was crafted in the depths of the Oceanity Mountains, far off in the lands of Santastica. It has the power to penetrate anything, for any reason, and it also has the useless power to make water in to sand. But nonetheless, it is a weapon to be feared!
Duraldo's eyes looked at Kantochihi, Kantochihi knew what was going to happen.
"How did you get that Duraldo?!" asked Kantochihi.
"I got it....from your father! Zantaohcihi!!" answered Duraldo.
Kantochihi was angry, Duraldo had killed his father and master, he took his sword, the Rubber, which was named for it's ability to bounce off arrows, and thrusted it toward Duraldo's direction. Duraldo quickly dodged him, stabbed him in the leg, the took out the Penetrator, stabbed him in the back, then proceeded to stab him in the back of the neck. Kantochihi could not stand anymore, he fell onto his knees.
"Triple...Penetration! You have gotten stronger... Duraldo... you...have learned... well...alas, you are the master of that sword, there is no one left to stop your conquest...I hate life." Then Kantochihi, fell forward, and a pool of blood surrounded from underneath him. Kantochihi was dead.
"Why did you kill him Durlado?" said a female voice from behind.
"Why didn't I kill him earlier? He has something I want, his Ring of Intense Gusto. This ring will give me Gusto like no man has ever seen", replied Duraldo.
"But all you do is kill Duraldo! And it gets me wet and scared every time you spew their blood!" said the girl.
"Well, don't stand too close next time, and you'll stay dry." Duraldo alleged. "But, part one of this incredibly intense mission is complete, I just need the next artifact of Metallicasto. Which is the necklace of Pure Piraticy. This necklace is supposedly gives you the dexterity of a pirate, without the drunkenness. It also has the useless power of making girls dance for no reason. But I have no clue where it is. I need all 9 pieces to have a Penetrator suit. Which will allow me to penetrate even through the deepest caves in the world!"
"But why? Is there no reason?" she said.
"Look Juralda, you don't understand how much ultimateness this outfit has. I will gain riches! Now, set up camp! We head out for Oceanity Plains tomorrow, on to the continent of Grass Pirates!"
Duraldo could feel the Gusto inside of him, it was flowing well, he wanted to try out his new powers. He walked off a little west of the camp, and found a Snake Deer running around. He concentrated his Gusto powers hard, then suddenly he heard a voice.
"WARNING! DEER WILL EXPLODE!"
And without warning, the deer caught on fire, and exploded into a bowl of dear chunks. Duraldo was pleased, this power could be quite useful. But it also came with a negative side effect. Duraldo had grown a third arm in the process. So he took his sword The Penetrator out, raised it up, and penetrated right thru the bone of that arm. He walked back to the camp without saying a word. Leaving a trail of blood behind him, he took it like a man. He now knew that the power of the Gusto could not be used lightly, and one must be considerate of the consequences to using them. Perhaps he'll find the answers as he discovers the other artifacts.
"Hello Duraldo!" Said the ninja elf master. "My name is Kantochihi, and I am going to train you in the arts of being a Cloud Ninja!
"I don't need no training, I am already one!" Duraldo said.
"Lies, can you eat yourself?" Said Kantochihi.
"Can a liar not lie? Can a deceiver not deceive? Oh what a web of trickery you have weaved, I do not need this training." Replied Duraldo.
"Duraldo...You'll never succeed with that attitude," said the ninja elf master.
"I do not need attitude, I have this!" shouted Duraldo.
And Duraldo pulled out a sword; it was none other than the Penetrator! This weapon was crafted in the depths of the Oceanity Mountains, far off in the lands of Santastica. It has the power to penetrate anything, for any reason, and it also has the useless power to make water in to sand. But nonetheless, it is a weapon to be feared!
Duraldo's eyes looked at Kantochihi, Kantochihi knew what was going to happen.
"How did you get that Duraldo?!" asked Kantochihi.
"I got it....from your father! Zantaohcihi!!" answered Duraldo.
Kantochihi was angry, Duraldo had killed his father and master, he took his sword, the Rubber, which was named for it's ability to bounce off arrows, and thrusted it toward Duraldo's direction. Duraldo quickly dodged him, stabbed him in the leg, the took out the Penetrator, stabbed him in the back, then proceeded to stab him in the back of the neck. Kantochihi could not stand anymore, he fell onto his knees.
"Triple...Penetration! You have gotten stronger... Duraldo... you...have learned... well...alas, you are the master of that sword, there is no one left to stop your conquest...I hate life." Then Kantochihi, fell forward, and a pool of blood surrounded from underneath him. Kantochihi was dead.
"Why did you kill him Durlado?" said a female voice from behind.
"Why didn't I kill him earlier? He has something I want, his Ring of Intense Gusto. This ring will give me Gusto like no man has ever seen", replied Duraldo.
"But all you do is kill Duraldo! And it gets me wet and scared every time you spew their blood!" said the girl.
"Well, don't stand too close next time, and you'll stay dry." Duraldo alleged. "But, part one of this incredibly intense mission is complete, I just need the next artifact of Metallicasto. Which is the necklace of Pure Piraticy. This necklace is supposedly gives you the dexterity of a pirate, without the drunkenness. It also has the useless power of making girls dance for no reason. But I have no clue where it is. I need all 9 pieces to have a Penetrator suit. Which will allow me to penetrate even through the deepest caves in the world!"
"But why? Is there no reason?" she said.
"Look Juralda, you don't understand how much ultimateness this outfit has. I will gain riches! Now, set up camp! We head out for Oceanity Plains tomorrow, on to the continent of Grass Pirates!"
Duraldo could feel the Gusto inside of him, it was flowing well, he wanted to try out his new powers. He walked off a little west of the camp, and found a Snake Deer running around. He concentrated his Gusto powers hard, then suddenly he heard a voice.
"WARNING! DEER WILL EXPLODE!"
And without warning, the deer caught on fire, and exploded into a bowl of dear chunks. Duraldo was pleased, this power could be quite useful. But it also came with a negative side effect. Duraldo had grown a third arm in the process. So he took his sword The Penetrator out, raised it up, and penetrated right thru the bone of that arm. He walked back to the camp without saying a word. Leaving a trail of blood behind him, he took it like a man. He now knew that the power of the Gusto could not be used lightly, and one must be considerate of the consequences to using them. Perhaps he'll find the answers as he discovers the other artifacts.