Inspired by my friend Frances....
Language Loony Bin
By Song-Obsessed1
Disclaimer: . . . -Wails- . . . sniffle I don't own it okay!!
One sunny saturday morn, where people ate leaves and bishis ran away from the imprisonment of Otakus... Wait... Wrong Universe!
-Ahem-
One rainy and foggy Wednesday evening Momiji looked sulkingly out the window. He wanted to frolic outside like he normally does but it rained. And rained. And rained.
-Luckily, he was stuck at Shigure's house!!-
Kyo: What do you mean luckily!!?? He ate my white chocalate!! Every single bite of a delicious god-sent gone!!
-O.Oo Ummmmm... -
Kyo: -twitches-- skips merrily of to his room-
-OO Do not fear me readers. I am not making this happen...-
Shigure: Momiji could you please go get me my pencil sharper. My pencil broke, you see.
Momiji: Ja! stands up
Shigure: No no Momiji! You can't go out in this storm.
Tohru: Yeah, you'll have to stay here for tonight.
Momiji: -blink- Umm.. I was going to go get Shigure's pencil sharpener...
Tohru: Oh. Okay then.
Momiji: Right. Ja!
Tohru: Wait. I thought you weren't leaving!
Momiji: I am not.
Tohru: The why'd you say 'Ja'?
Momiji: Because, it means yes!
Shigure: No it doesn't it. It's an abbriviated form of 'Ja ne' which means See you.
Momiji: It's german...
Shigure: Japanese.
Momiji: German.
Shigure: Japanese!
Momiji: German!
And so this fight lasted hours on end. No one gaining any ground throughout it all. All who interfeared were glomped to death
Kyo: -Tired- Can't it just be both!!!!????
Momiji & Shigure: NO!
-The End-
Moral: Never fight with German people... Or Japanese people. You will surely lose. Unless you're German and/or Japanese!!
.......Heh heh.
Review please.