Disclaimer: Don't own the Titans. Don't remind us. ;.; BUT... we do own..
uh.. the guest character. HE'S HOTT. ;) So hands off.
Sherri: HI PEOPLE.
Emily: ..... Sherri, you gotta lay off the caffeine. It's 8:30 in the morning, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
Sherri: But it's good. :(
Emily: Uh.. anyways, this is cowritten. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT written by one schizoprenic, insane person.
Sherri: You mean we aren't?
Emily: Uh.. no comment.
Anyways, ENJOY THE SHO-.. THING! Oh, and by the way, we actually don't know anything about Raven's past except that her dad is Trigon and she is from Azarath. And.. that she is a result of a rape. e.e;
Getting past that.. go and read our masterpiece. . Now.
*~~~~~~~~~*
In the whole world, where evil resides in the vast expanses of the Earth, only one force can strive to stop their deadly deeds. Only one force is brave enough to defeat their schemes, and make peace in the universe. Only one force can overcome the villains and their pawns. And that force is now...
Eating pizza.
No really, they are!
"DUDE! I am so not eating that! I've been half those animals. NO MEAT!"
The green, pointy eared (AN: Emily: And ever so hott ) elf, Beast Boy, reached across the table, snatching the menu from his companion Cyborg. The half human, half robotic teen fumed; the normal blue eye convulsing, twitching while the red inferred optical flashed in anger. Steam poured from his ears as the normally dark skinned complexion burned dangerously hot.
"NO WAY MAN! I need my meat!" In the same manner as the green one, B.B., Cyborg reached across the table, grabbing the menu, trying to rip it from Beast Boy's grasp as the two fought over it.
A sweat drop instantaneously rolled down the face of the half demon, Raven. "This is pointless. Let's just get half and half." With that she buried her head back into the small, yet thick book propped before her.
As Cyborg successfully took the menu from B.B., taunting the elf as he held it high above his head, the Tamarranian girl piped up with her opinion. "May I suggest a mint frosting?" Starfire grinned childishly, and grasped the mustard, sipping through it with the bendable straw.
The other four titans fell (AN: Anime style, of course ) from the plastic table.
"Uh.. maybe we should just go with plain guys," the leader, Robin, stated, recovering from the fall as he righted himself up with the others. Cyborg and Beast Boy turned from each other, snorting spouts of steam.
And thus, you have witnessed the incredible daily activity, of the Teen Titans.
CUE THEME SONG
When there's trouble, you know who to call
TEEN TITANS!
From their tower, they can see it all
TEEN TITANS!
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they'll have your back
And when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans, GO!
With their super powers, they unite
TEEN TITANS!
Never met a villain that they liked
TEEN TITANS!
They got the bad guys on the run
They'll never stop till the job gets done
'Cause when the world is losing all control
Teen Titans, GO!
1, 2, 3, 4, GO!
TEEN TITANS!
"TITANS, GO!" Robin, cried, the five figures simultaneously plunging into action.
The team had received word of a bank robbery commencing at the bank while devouring their pizza, rushing over to the scene of the crime.
"What do the police do around here? Eat donuts? We stop all the crime. How come the taxes go to them?" Cyborg said sarcastically, the synthetic arm morphing into the high-tech laser canon.
"Just shut up, and fight," the monotonous tone of Raven demanded. Cyborg's face fell.. literally, the mouth drooping and all as the throbbing ( An: Lovable anime. ) temple came about.
"Yeah! Come on, listen to the woman!" Beast Boy said, in that ( An: Emily: Oh so lovable ) high pitched voice. A sweat drop fell slowly down the team's head as they stared at B.B.
"What did you refer to me as?" Raven stated, the temple throbbing as her eyes flamed.
"What? Are you a guy, or something? ( AN: Apparently Robin's not the only one with the well developed chest. In a different meaning.. of course. . :cough: )," B.B. inquired innocently. Raven's eyes flashed, teeth grinding as a dark object flew past, conking B.B. in the face- the stars popping up around his head as he drunkenly swayed about.
"Uh.. guys? The robbers?" Robin said as he ran towards the 'escaping' criminals.
"Oh.. right," said Beast Boy, shaking off the dizziness of the impact, following as the other three charged forward.
As the teens were busy apprehending the thieves, a scrawny, young boy materialized in the midst of them. Of average height and spiked black and blue tipped locks obscuring his face, he clutched a ragged piece of paper, eyes glued to it. Dressed in total black, the jeans were baggy ( AN: Just think punk. K? K. ) with the highly unnecessary assortment of chains, zippers, and pockets. The shirt had the phrase 'Keep staring, I might do a trick' imprinted on it.
"Hmm.. right at Kentucky.. uh.. past Ukoslavia.. five steps past Wawa.. she should be somewhere around here," he muttered incoherently, staring blankly at the page- which, apparently, was a map. He clumsily dropped it, and as he bent over to grab it, Starfire's starbolts slammed into one of the robbers, who in turn flew over the boy's head.
"Woah.. kinda windy around here. Must be in Chicago," he said, standing. Finally looking up, his eyes grew large into the lamp-like phase as he spotted the battle before him.
"Uh.. HEY LOOK, IT'S RAVEN! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII RAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" After imprisoning one of the thieves in the bent bars for the officer to pick him up, Raven glanced down at the call of her name, raising an eyebrow. Slowly she drifted to the ground below, raising a hand with a single outpointed finger, and opened her mouth. Before a she could speak a word, the boy wrapped his arms around her in a tight bear hug.
After the initial shock wore off, her temple throbbed as a frown slid across her face.
"I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!" He exclaimed clinging tightly as Raven tried to push herself away in vain.
"Eh.. get.. off.. me.." She stated, a touch of anger in her flat voice. Instantly he released her, grinning widely which spread to his eyes. ( ^.^ )
Dusting herself off, she glared at the strange boy. "... and you are?"
The grin vanished from his face, his whole body cracking into pieces, as though glass. ( An: You all know that anime thingy where they do that.. . ) Reassembled, he stared at Raven. "You don't remember me? THE HORNS, WOMAN, THE HORNS!" he shouted, pulling back his hair to reveal two spikes jutting from his skull.
"Not really.." she replied, eyebrow raised.
Sighing, the boy slumped his shoulders. Then all of a sudden, a light bulb popped over his head. ( AN: Not literally. ) "Maybe this'll remind you!"
The entire team watching, he gave a soft peck of a kiss against her check, which instantly burned red.
Only three people remained standing as Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg fell twitching to the ground in sheer, utter horror at what Raven might do to the boy. Beast Boy merely stood, mouth agape, eyes in that lamp-like state, for no one, other than himself, had ever thought about doing something like that to Raven.
Raven also gaped yet, in slow realization as all the clues of the other's identity clicked into place.
"Daemon?"
*~~~~~~~~*
Emily: AHAHAHAA! CLIFFHANGER! You people are so easy to amuse.
Sherri: Emily.. have we switched roles or something?
Emily: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sherri: ..... Anyway.. REVIEW! Please? We probably won't continue if we don't get many. =/
Sherri: HI PEOPLE.
Emily: ..... Sherri, you gotta lay off the caffeine. It's 8:30 in the morning, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!
Sherri: But it's good. :(
Emily: Uh.. anyways, this is cowritten. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT written by one schizoprenic, insane person.
Sherri: You mean we aren't?
Emily: Uh.. no comment.
Anyways, ENJOY THE SHO-.. THING! Oh, and by the way, we actually don't know anything about Raven's past except that her dad is Trigon and she is from Azarath. And.. that she is a result of a rape. e.e;
Getting past that.. go and read our masterpiece. . Now.
*~~~~~~~~~*
In the whole world, where evil resides in the vast expanses of the Earth, only one force can strive to stop their deadly deeds. Only one force is brave enough to defeat their schemes, and make peace in the universe. Only one force can overcome the villains and their pawns. And that force is now...
Eating pizza.
No really, they are!
"DUDE! I am so not eating that! I've been half those animals. NO MEAT!"
The green, pointy eared (AN: Emily: And ever so hott ) elf, Beast Boy, reached across the table, snatching the menu from his companion Cyborg. The half human, half robotic teen fumed; the normal blue eye convulsing, twitching while the red inferred optical flashed in anger. Steam poured from his ears as the normally dark skinned complexion burned dangerously hot.
"NO WAY MAN! I need my meat!" In the same manner as the green one, B.B., Cyborg reached across the table, grabbing the menu, trying to rip it from Beast Boy's grasp as the two fought over it.
A sweat drop instantaneously rolled down the face of the half demon, Raven. "This is pointless. Let's just get half and half." With that she buried her head back into the small, yet thick book propped before her.
As Cyborg successfully took the menu from B.B., taunting the elf as he held it high above his head, the Tamarranian girl piped up with her opinion. "May I suggest a mint frosting?" Starfire grinned childishly, and grasped the mustard, sipping through it with the bendable straw.
The other four titans fell (AN: Anime style, of course ) from the plastic table.
"Uh.. maybe we should just go with plain guys," the leader, Robin, stated, recovering from the fall as he righted himself up with the others. Cyborg and Beast Boy turned from each other, snorting spouts of steam.
And thus, you have witnessed the incredible daily activity, of the Teen Titans.
CUE THEME SONG
When there's trouble, you know who to call
TEEN TITANS!
From their tower, they can see it all
TEEN TITANS!
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they'll have your back
And when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans, GO!
With their super powers, they unite
TEEN TITANS!
Never met a villain that they liked
TEEN TITANS!
They got the bad guys on the run
They'll never stop till the job gets done
'Cause when the world is losing all control
Teen Titans, GO!
1, 2, 3, 4, GO!
TEEN TITANS!
"TITANS, GO!" Robin, cried, the five figures simultaneously plunging into action.
The team had received word of a bank robbery commencing at the bank while devouring their pizza, rushing over to the scene of the crime.
"What do the police do around here? Eat donuts? We stop all the crime. How come the taxes go to them?" Cyborg said sarcastically, the synthetic arm morphing into the high-tech laser canon.
"Just shut up, and fight," the monotonous tone of Raven demanded. Cyborg's face fell.. literally, the mouth drooping and all as the throbbing ( An: Lovable anime. ) temple came about.
"Yeah! Come on, listen to the woman!" Beast Boy said, in that ( An: Emily: Oh so lovable ) high pitched voice. A sweat drop fell slowly down the team's head as they stared at B.B.
"What did you refer to me as?" Raven stated, the temple throbbing as her eyes flamed.
"What? Are you a guy, or something? ( AN: Apparently Robin's not the only one with the well developed chest. In a different meaning.. of course. . :cough: )," B.B. inquired innocently. Raven's eyes flashed, teeth grinding as a dark object flew past, conking B.B. in the face- the stars popping up around his head as he drunkenly swayed about.
"Uh.. guys? The robbers?" Robin said as he ran towards the 'escaping' criminals.
"Oh.. right," said Beast Boy, shaking off the dizziness of the impact, following as the other three charged forward.
As the teens were busy apprehending the thieves, a scrawny, young boy materialized in the midst of them. Of average height and spiked black and blue tipped locks obscuring his face, he clutched a ragged piece of paper, eyes glued to it. Dressed in total black, the jeans were baggy ( AN: Just think punk. K? K. ) with the highly unnecessary assortment of chains, zippers, and pockets. The shirt had the phrase 'Keep staring, I might do a trick' imprinted on it.
"Hmm.. right at Kentucky.. uh.. past Ukoslavia.. five steps past Wawa.. she should be somewhere around here," he muttered incoherently, staring blankly at the page- which, apparently, was a map. He clumsily dropped it, and as he bent over to grab it, Starfire's starbolts slammed into one of the robbers, who in turn flew over the boy's head.
"Woah.. kinda windy around here. Must be in Chicago," he said, standing. Finally looking up, his eyes grew large into the lamp-like phase as he spotted the battle before him.
"Uh.. HEY LOOK, IT'S RAVEN! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII RAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" After imprisoning one of the thieves in the bent bars for the officer to pick him up, Raven glanced down at the call of her name, raising an eyebrow. Slowly she drifted to the ground below, raising a hand with a single outpointed finger, and opened her mouth. Before a she could speak a word, the boy wrapped his arms around her in a tight bear hug.
After the initial shock wore off, her temple throbbed as a frown slid across her face.
"I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU!" He exclaimed clinging tightly as Raven tried to push herself away in vain.
"Eh.. get.. off.. me.." She stated, a touch of anger in her flat voice. Instantly he released her, grinning widely which spread to his eyes. ( ^.^ )
Dusting herself off, she glared at the strange boy. "... and you are?"
The grin vanished from his face, his whole body cracking into pieces, as though glass. ( An: You all know that anime thingy where they do that.. . ) Reassembled, he stared at Raven. "You don't remember me? THE HORNS, WOMAN, THE HORNS!" he shouted, pulling back his hair to reveal two spikes jutting from his skull.
"Not really.." she replied, eyebrow raised.
Sighing, the boy slumped his shoulders. Then all of a sudden, a light bulb popped over his head. ( AN: Not literally. ) "Maybe this'll remind you!"
The entire team watching, he gave a soft peck of a kiss against her check, which instantly burned red.
Only three people remained standing as Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg fell twitching to the ground in sheer, utter horror at what Raven might do to the boy. Beast Boy merely stood, mouth agape, eyes in that lamp-like state, for no one, other than himself, had ever thought about doing something like that to Raven.
Raven also gaped yet, in slow realization as all the clues of the other's identity clicked into place.
"Daemon?"
*~~~~~~~~*
Emily: AHAHAHAA! CLIFFHANGER! You people are so easy to amuse.
Sherri: Emily.. have we switched roles or something?
Emily: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sherri: ..... Anyway.. REVIEW! Please? We probably won't continue if we don't get many. =/