I don't own any of these characters...or the name of Dawsons Creek or whatever...
"Am I the only one that's bored here?" Joey asks, looking beside her at the faces of her friends, Dawson, Pacey, Andie, Jack and Jen.
"No," everyone except for Pacey exclaims.
"Yeah, wasn't it a rule that the most action-adventure packed movie we were allowed to watch on movie night was Indiana Jones?" Jen asks, tossing a piece of popcorn into her mouth.
"Die Hard is a classic, Lindley, much better than some sissy with a whip that's afraid of snakes," Pacey says, sticking up for the movie he chose for the night.
"Wasn't it another rule that Pacey isn't allowed to pick the movies?" Joey adds, smirking at Pacey.
"Rules were meant to be broken, Potter," Pacey retorts. "And hey, don't we usually have movie night at Dawson's, not Jens?" He grabs the remote and presses stop as the others let out sighs of relief.
"Thanks Pace, and yes, it is usually tradition that these festivities are held in my house, but...my parents..."
"Are 'rearranging the furniture' again..." Joey finishes, smiling.
"You mean..." Andie wonders.
"Yes, Mitch and Gale are having sex...we all know they hump like rabbits, now let's change the subject," Dawson demands, his face growing pink.
"I think I might be sick," Jack mentions, at the thought of parents still having sex.
A knock is heard at Jen's bedroom door, along with the sound of Grams' voice. "Jennifer? Are you kids done with your movie?"
"Yeah Grams, you can come in. The orgy is done with," Jen replies, smirking. She loves to make her grandmother nervous.
"Jennifer, watch that mouth of yours," Grams warns as she enters. "Oh good, you're all here. I was talking to Mrs. Halen, from the church, and she was so upset. The summer camp that her little girl usually goes to is being closed down because they are short of staff. And well I knew you children were on your summer vacation, and so I volunteered you all for jobs as camp counselors at Camp River Oaks for the summer. Now doesn't that sound like fun?"
"Not...really, Grams, I was perfectly content with sitting around doing nothing all summer."
"Oh, I will not let you waste your summer this year Jennifer. All of your parents agreed to it, and Josephine, Bessie agreed to it as well. It starts on Saturday; a bus will pick you all up in front of the high school at nine in the morning. It will be a wonderful experience for all of you," she exclaimed, as she walked out of the room and shut the door behind her.
"I can't believe this," Joey finally adds after a moment of silence.
"Yet one more way Grams has succeeded in ruining my life," Jen says.
"I don't know, guys, it kind of sounds like fun!" Andie says cheerfully.
They all look at her in disbelief.