Heeeeeeeeeeeey y'all!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, this chappie MAY seem a little random...but it's not. Nothing is. It aaaaaaaalllllllll ties in laaaaaaater. I hope. I haven't really written 'later,' yet, so whatever. Aaaaaaanywho, enjoy!

Oh yes, and a big thanks to: hawwy's heir, Inu-babe-24/7, Sanci, crazy4dogboi, LiLfloWerGrl, and Kawaii Yokai Miko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D I feel so happy! :D

April 29, 2004, play practice, 5:00, Thursday

Wow. I am SO popular now! EVERYONE wants to talk to me, EVERYONE wants to know why I rejected THE Inu-Yasha!!! Actually, come to think of it, they're probably just minorly intrigued as to why a geek would be so dumb and cheeky that she'd actually reject such a popular stud. But still, EVERYONE - even the MUSHROOM GROUP - wants to talk to ME. I feel almost...... almost popular! By dictionary definition! HAHA!

WHOOT! I'm so happy. On one of those girl power surges, you know (backed up with a few Pixie Stix I sneaked into science). Seriously, who would want to get high when there's a nice, big pack of Pixie Stix just waiting for sneaky students to break into in the teacher's lounge? I mean, it's there, it's rare, and we ALL love being on sugar high!

Damn. Now I'm sad. I just remembered about Kikyi or whatever. Kikyo. Doesn't really matter what her name was, now, I guess. Can't ever talk about anything with the word 'high' in it after her. She ruined the legacy of sugar high AND girl power. How dare she?!

I think my pixie stix are wearing off, I really do. That was fast.

LATER AT PLAY:

Inu-Yasha sings SO well!!! I mean, he's got this huge solo and everything! Actually, he has a LOT of huge solos, so I can listen to him and pretend he's singing to me, no matter how corny and pathetic that is. We're doing the play of Fiddler on the Roof (the saddest musical in the whole WORLD), and Inu-Yasha has the MAJOR part of Tevye or however you spell it, and that makes him THE main character.

I wish I played his wife and we had some sort of kissing scene but nooooooooo. I'm just a random village mother with no lines. I'm the chorus – I'm always the chorus. But I make do. You know, sitting as close as I can to him off stage, making sure his butt's in plain view on stage......hehe. In some ways, I am like Miroku, truly. But it isn't some sort of major crime to try and sneak peeks at your crush's GORGEOUS butt, is it?

I feel inspired, now that my Pixie Stix rampage is on, again, and if I wasn't just called on to sing 'Sunrise, Sunset' I'd make up another list – this one containing the statistics of the Top Ten Most Gorgeous Male Butts, and the Top Five would all be dedicated to Inu-Yasha! He inspires me to write lists, which I used to hate!!! It's love I tell you, LOVE.

Can't wait for the next class beach party......oooooooh yeah. LOVE him in his sexy surfer swimsuit.

April 30, 2004, Downstairs in the blessed COLD, 7:21, Friday

I should be exercising right now. I'm so FAT. I haven't exercised for THREE days and I'm about the size of a WHALE. I SHOULD be doing 145 sit-ups per day and then a few arm lifters to ATTEMPT to get the FAT off my BLUBBERY arms, but noooooooo. Here I am, writing in my DIARY! Well no more, I am SO tired of being the biggest, nerdish, geekiest girl in class! I'M GETTING THIN FOR ONCE IN MY SORRY, SORRY LIFE!

Oh my gosh, I'm crazy. I'm only sixteen and I'm trying to look like Janet Jackson!!

I hereby vow to not write in this diary until AFTER my PMS.

But geez, I really DID gain weight......TEN WHOLE POUNDS SINCE LAST YEAR! THE SKY IS FALLING AND SO IS MY BLUBBERY CHIN!

May 3, 2004, Math, 9:00, Monday

Mr. Dull's repeating lesson 12, again, so I have time to write. Twenty-five minutes, to be exact. I've decided to go back on my vow of not writing until PMS is over for a very good, yet sad reason.

The reason? Another dude's dad is dead. The guy just, suddenly died last night for unexplained reasons, says my homeroom teacher (she was crying when she said this, and when a teacher suddenly starts sobbing in front of the class things get VERY, VERY awkward). The first death was actually Hojo's father, and when that happened I couldn't stop crying, and, uh, neither could he, obviously. Now this kid's dad decided to snuff it during my PMS. Things are not pretty in my ugly little mind, and mysterious little 'specks of dust' keep landing in my eyes.

Inu-Yasha, however, had no such problem. It's not like he was all evil and didn't care, but he didn't seem to be, I dunno, expressing the right kind of emotions on his face. He wasn't laughing like a few kids were (buuuuuuuuurn), or crying like some others (it's so sweet when guys cry!!!), but he was ....... shielding his face with an expression that looked unnervingly like guilt. Maybe I'm just a suspicious little girl without a clue, but I really don't think that's a good sign. I mean, who looks guilty when some one dies? WHO EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO KILLED THEM LOOKS GUILTY WHEN SOME ONE DIES?!?!?!?!?!?! And it doesn't matter that this guy had a heart attack!! That could just be some sort of cover up......

This is why I SHOULD NOT write during periods, but you have to admit. That was kind of weird. Maybe I should make like Nancy Drew and investigate more than Inu-Yasha's butt.

Oh yeah, that reminds me:

TOP TEN MOST GORGEOUS MALE BUTTS

1)Inu-Yasha

2) Inu-Yasha

3) Inu-Yasha

4) Inu-Yasha

5) Inu-Yasha

6) Kouga

7) Sesshomaru

8) Super Man from Smallville (BEST show in the WORLD)

9) Leonardo de'Caprio (I'm so ashamed)

10) ......Miroku.......(may this diary burn before he reads this list, if he's every so rude as to read my DIARY......GOT THAT, MIROKU?!?!?!)

Ok, I missed this part of the lesson (when you gotta go, you gotta
go), so ja ne! See ya later, homie!

Tehe. I'm such a nerd. And a geek, ever since I turned down Inu-Yasha, but TOO BAD. That also makes me sort of popular. Sort of, but close enough.