Gryffindor620: I know she is! Thanks!

Piperleo4eva: Thanks! And I know just the right person to sick on the Elders! Maybe I should call them up. I also don't like any of them, they just make things harder on the relationship between PL. Maybe I'll call them up to sick Kern too!

Lil-whitelighter111488: Thanks!

Chelle: Thanks! And it is a 10 outta 10!

Ca: Thanks and more thanks!

Chapter 7: Who woulda thought...

Piper: Are you sure witches and whitelighters can't be together?

Leo: I'm sure

Piper: come on, Leo. Just break a little rule. Please...

Leo: Piper, it's not a little rule, it's a huge rule and I can't or there will be major consequences

Piper: Please, Leo. I know we can make it work and by the time "they" figure it out we'll be married. And you know they can't break that up.

Leo: Fine. It seems I can't win here anyways (an: here I go again)

Piper then gave Leo a passionate kiss that seemed to never end. And when it did:

Piper: Leo, where are we?

Barbus: In my lair in the underworld, sweetie

Piper: Dr. Robinson!

Leo: Piper, that's the demon that took Phoebe. His name's Barbus

Barbus: Did you know whitelighters and witches can't be together

Leo: Yes

Barbus: Then you know the consequences

Piper: No... not really

Barbus: The sisters' die, whitelighter!

Leo: You can only kill them with their greatest fears. You're not close enough

Barbus: I know that. How do you think I killed their grandmother? (Mumbles) And I could always use your greatest fear whitelighter!

But Leo didn't hear that

Leo: She's still alive

Barbus: But barely. No one's going to save a 110-year-old woman, when they could be saving three teenagers!

Leo: What are you getting out?

Barbus: Nikki!

Piper: Nikki?!

Then suddenly Nikki appeared and threw a potion at Piper. Piper then collapsed

Leo: Piper!

Barbus: Now you know the consequences. Oh, and if you don't already know, the Elders found out about your "affair" with your charge

Leo tried to heal her. It didn't work

Leo: They clipped my wings?!

Barbus: Ta Ta!

Nikki: See ya

Then Barbus and Nikki disappeared

Piper's cell phone started to ring. Leo pulled it out of her purse and answered it.

Leo: Hello?

Prue: Leo?

Leo: Yeah

Prue: What happened to you guys? All I did was go to the bathroom and when I come back—you're gone!

Leo: Yeah. We kind of just appeared in Barbus's lair.

Prue: Barbus?

Leo: Demon

Prue: Oh that Barbus. So what happened?

Leo: Uh, Nikki showed up—

Prue: Store clerk Nikki? Leo: Yeah, anyways (an: not again) she showed up and then threw a potion at Piper and now Piper's unconscious.

Prue: Can't you heal her?

Leo: Long story. Go to the manor and I'll meet you there

Prue: I'm in New York remember? It's gonna cost money and frankly, I have none

Leo: Say a spell. Technically you're a witch

Prue: And technically I'm not. And how am I supposed to say one. I don't have one

Leo: Make one up

Prue: I can't make one up!

Leo: Just do it. And don't forget to rhyme! Bye

Prue: Oh! He is so getting on my nerves!

Andy: Who?

Prue: Leo. He says I have to make up a spell to get us home

Andy: I knew you should've taken those poetry classes. It would've helped

Prue: Well it ain't gonna save you from me

Andy: Sorry

Prue: Okay here it goes:

Take me to the place I've been longing for
I don't want to stay here anymore
So take me far away from here
To the place I do not fear

Andy and Prue then disappeared

Andy: I've always wanted to come here

Prue: I guess I'm no good at being a witch if my simple spell took us to Jamaica!

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