Extreme Restraining Order Central Show
The camera is focused on a cheesy little sign that says in glitter 'Extreme Restraining Order Central Show'. The camera slowly moves back to show Shishi-wakamaru sitting behind a drum set cranking a little pink music box that's playing 'Somewhere over the rainbow'.
He seems to be having fun.
The camera then turns to see Kurama standing next to Hiei in front of a purple polka dot TV show set.
Kurama: hello there I'm Kurama and this is Hiei. Welcome to Extreme Restraining Order Central Show, or as I like to call it EROCS.
Kuwabara from backstage: THAT SOUNDS LIKE EROTIC!!!
Hiei: disregard the idiot.
Kurama: yes, now. This is a new show so let's meet the cast!
The camera turns to the left back to Shishi who is still playing the music box and having a jolly old time.
Kurama: AHEM!!!
He opens his eyes to see the camera focused on him. He quickly stops and smiles.
Shishi: Hello, my name is Shishi-wakamaru. I'm the Music Man, not to be confused with the Muffin Man.
Kurama: okay, then.
The camera then turns to Botan and Yukina who are standing in front of a red curtain.
Botan: hello there! My name is Botan and this is Yukina! We're the Pretty Prize Girls!
Yukina: um, yes, hello there!
Then the camera turns again to see Jin standing there dressed up like a jester. He seems to have a bloody nose.
Jin: HIEI TOLD ME I WAS THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND THAT I PLAY THE PART TOO. SO HERE I AM! MISTER VILLAGE IDIOT!!!
Kurama: yes, um. Did you really do that Hiei?
Hiei: so what if I did. It fits doesn't it?
Kurama: okay, up next for you to meet is Touya. Where is he?
Camera turns around but doesn't see Touya.
Kurama: where could he have gone?
Jin: I thought I chained him up.
Hiei: why would you do that?
Jin: so he wouldn't leave.
Kurama: well where did you leave him?
Jin: right back there.
The camera turns to where Jin pointed. It's the red curtain behind Botan and Yukina.
Yukina: but that's where we keep the lions.
Hiei: we have lions?
Botan: yeah.
Touya from behind the curtain: not anymore.
Botan walks up to the curtain and opens it. Touya is standing there trying to move the blasted steel ball.
Yukina: are you okay?
Touya: yeah, but uh . . . I'm gonna wear this coat now. *Mutters* all Jin's fault . . .
Botan: why are you going to wear that coat? I picked that outfit especially for you!
Touya: you must have a death wish . . .
Botan: oh come on. You don't want to make me sad do you?
Touya: for the purpose of this conversation YES, I DO WANT TO MAKE YOU SAD!?
Botan: *teary eyes* YOU WANT TO RUIN MY LIFE DON'T YOU!?
Yukina: you jerk! You made Botan cry!
Touya: but-
Jin: you're a terrible person! You made a girl cry!
Touya: coming from a person who SHACKLED ME to a giant boulder that doesn't exactly compel me to be nice.
Botan: *crying* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Touya: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!? EITHER WAY MY LIFE IS RUINED! ALL RIGHT ALREADY I'LL TAKE OFF THE DAMN COAT!
Botan: *perks up* Really?
Touya grimaces and then pulls off the coat. He is wearing purple and lime green polka dot pants halfway up his chest. His shirt is a plaid lumberjack shirt with rainbow suspenders.
Kurama: oh, my holy god, Botan, you are sick and twisted.
Touya puts his face in his hands and mutters something about crazy girls.
Botan: Yay, you look so cute Touya! *Smiling happily*
Touya: Kill me now, please. Hey. . . *Gets a good look at Botan's face* You weren't really crying!
Botan: No, but I am good actress, doncha think?
Touya: You are so dead once I get this damn thing off my leg.
Touya pulls at the shackle but he's really stuck.
Kurama: let's all look away from Touya's ridiculous outfit now and focus more on our show.
ShiShi is in the background singing 'Sk8er Boi' at the top of his lungs. The camera turns to see him dancing around still shackled to the floor.
Hiei: Psst! Shishi shut the fuck up with your idiocy.
ShiShi: what? Oh, are you guys still here? Then I guess I'll shut up.
Kurama: Thank god. Well, now we can meet our last two cast members, Yusuke and Kuwabara.
Camera turns to see Kuwabara strapped to a torturing device and Yusuke wearing a black executioner outfit. Yusuke grins and Kuwabara shouts.
Kuwabara: oh my god, you people are sick! You're not really gonna torture me, right. . .RIGHT!?!?!?
Yusuke: yes'm.
Hiei: and we're going to enjoy it.
Kuwabara: I don't wanna die! Yukina! Save me!
Yukina can't hear this, as she is sitting next to ShiShi listening to "Dancing Queen".
Kuwabara: OH GOD! I'M GONNA DIE!!!
Touya: I would wear this outfit gladly just so long as I don't end up where he is.
Kurama: well, since the camera's already pointing over there. Let's get on with the fun!!!
Hiei: can I have a copy of this tape? I'm sure it'll bring me great pleasure later.
Kurama: sure. So what we're going to do is torture Kuwabara and as soon as he shouts our secret phrase of the day! Isn't that just such a fun game?
Random Children: YAY!!! DIE KUWABARA!!!
Hiei: ho ho ho! Stupid ningen children, torture is for the clinically insane!
Random Children: aww!
The camera looks to Kuwabara.
Yusuke: any last words Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA DO THIS URAMESHI RIGHT!? COME ON, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Yusuke: not really. Oop, show time!
Yusuke quickly begins to turn a wheel. Kuwabara is forced to bend backwards as each click of the wheel is turned.
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yusuke: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kuwabara: YOU'RE A MANIAC!?
Yusuke: MAYBE I AM BUT I'M A DAMN ASS HAPPY MANIAC!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kuwabara keeps shouting random gibberish for about a minute.
Kurama: oh, wait, we never picked a phrase. OH TOUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!???
Touya: what?
Hiei: what is out torture phrase for the day?
Touya: why are you asking me?
Kurama: because you're supposed to be able to answer any question we have! So, what's the phrase?
Touya: okay, let's say it's 'Hiei Rocks'.
Kurama: good job Intelligent Answer Dude!
Touya: whatever.
Touya just continues to pull at the large weight on his ankle.
Hiei: he'll never say that in a million years.
Kuwabara: WHAT THE HELL DO I DO TO MAKE IT STOP?!
This goes on for about twenty minutes until Kuwabara passes out.
Hiei: oh, and it was just getting fun.
Kurama: don't worry Hiei! You'll be able to see it over and over again on video!
Hiei: oh yeah!
Kurama: and now we'll pick someone from our viewer audience and they have to guess which one of the Pretty Prize Girls isn't wearing a garter! And if they win they get a prize!
Hiei: who would like to go?
Random Children: OOH!!! PICK ONE OF US!!!
Kurama: I'll pick that homeless man over there!
Horace: who? Me?
Kurama: yes you! Come on dooooooooooown!
The camera turns to a homeless man as he's running down a bunch of stairs.
Hiei: never say that again Kurama.
Kurama: okay then. Horace, now which one of out lovely assistants do you think isn't wearing a garter?
Horace: hm . . . I think that I'll pick Yukina.
Kurama: well, let's see!
Hiei: damn ningen bum. . .
The camera turns to Yukina who just pulls her dress up so you can see a pair of bright blue panties with a little seal on them. Hiei just averts his eyes.
Yukina: nope! I'm not wearing a garter! You win!
Horace: yay! What do I win!
Kurama: you win a shower!
Jin just rolls a shower over to where Horace, Kurama, and Hiei are standing.
Jin: here ya go!
Touya: I'm with idiots . . .
Horace: . . . okay . . . um . . . thanks . . . ?
Kurama: have fun!
Horace just rolls the shower out of the studio scratching his head.
Hiei: well! That's all for today! Tune in tomorrow for more of EROCS! See you tomorrow!
Kuwabara: *wakes up momentarily* THAT SOUNDS LIKE EROTIC!!! *Passes out again*
Kurama: bye everybody!
A/N: well! That was the show! Review for more! I like it! Fishy helped me write it so I can't take all of the credit! Sorry! It'll probably be at least another week before I can update. I mean, we can update . . . yeah . . . hope you liked it!
The camera is focused on a cheesy little sign that says in glitter 'Extreme Restraining Order Central Show'. The camera slowly moves back to show Shishi-wakamaru sitting behind a drum set cranking a little pink music box that's playing 'Somewhere over the rainbow'.
He seems to be having fun.
The camera then turns to see Kurama standing next to Hiei in front of a purple polka dot TV show set.
Kurama: hello there I'm Kurama and this is Hiei. Welcome to Extreme Restraining Order Central Show, or as I like to call it EROCS.
Kuwabara from backstage: THAT SOUNDS LIKE EROTIC!!!
Hiei: disregard the idiot.
Kurama: yes, now. This is a new show so let's meet the cast!
The camera turns to the left back to Shishi who is still playing the music box and having a jolly old time.
Kurama: AHEM!!!
He opens his eyes to see the camera focused on him. He quickly stops and smiles.
Shishi: Hello, my name is Shishi-wakamaru. I'm the Music Man, not to be confused with the Muffin Man.
Kurama: okay, then.
The camera then turns to Botan and Yukina who are standing in front of a red curtain.
Botan: hello there! My name is Botan and this is Yukina! We're the Pretty Prize Girls!
Yukina: um, yes, hello there!
Then the camera turns again to see Jin standing there dressed up like a jester. He seems to have a bloody nose.
Jin: HIEI TOLD ME I WAS THE VILLAGE IDIOT AND THAT I PLAY THE PART TOO. SO HERE I AM! MISTER VILLAGE IDIOT!!!
Kurama: yes, um. Did you really do that Hiei?
Hiei: so what if I did. It fits doesn't it?
Kurama: okay, up next for you to meet is Touya. Where is he?
Camera turns around but doesn't see Touya.
Kurama: where could he have gone?
Jin: I thought I chained him up.
Hiei: why would you do that?
Jin: so he wouldn't leave.
Kurama: well where did you leave him?
Jin: right back there.
The camera turns to where Jin pointed. It's the red curtain behind Botan and Yukina.
Yukina: but that's where we keep the lions.
Hiei: we have lions?
Botan: yeah.
Touya from behind the curtain: not anymore.
Botan walks up to the curtain and opens it. Touya is standing there trying to move the blasted steel ball.
Yukina: are you okay?
Touya: yeah, but uh . . . I'm gonna wear this coat now. *Mutters* all Jin's fault . . .
Botan: why are you going to wear that coat? I picked that outfit especially for you!
Touya: you must have a death wish . . .
Botan: oh come on. You don't want to make me sad do you?
Touya: for the purpose of this conversation YES, I DO WANT TO MAKE YOU SAD!?
Botan: *teary eyes* YOU WANT TO RUIN MY LIFE DON'T YOU!?
Yukina: you jerk! You made Botan cry!
Touya: but-
Jin: you're a terrible person! You made a girl cry!
Touya: coming from a person who SHACKLED ME to a giant boulder that doesn't exactly compel me to be nice.
Botan: *crying* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Touya: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!? EITHER WAY MY LIFE IS RUINED! ALL RIGHT ALREADY I'LL TAKE OFF THE DAMN COAT!
Botan: *perks up* Really?
Touya grimaces and then pulls off the coat. He is wearing purple and lime green polka dot pants halfway up his chest. His shirt is a plaid lumberjack shirt with rainbow suspenders.
Kurama: oh, my holy god, Botan, you are sick and twisted.
Touya puts his face in his hands and mutters something about crazy girls.
Botan: Yay, you look so cute Touya! *Smiling happily*
Touya: Kill me now, please. Hey. . . *Gets a good look at Botan's face* You weren't really crying!
Botan: No, but I am good actress, doncha think?
Touya: You are so dead once I get this damn thing off my leg.
Touya pulls at the shackle but he's really stuck.
Kurama: let's all look away from Touya's ridiculous outfit now and focus more on our show.
ShiShi is in the background singing 'Sk8er Boi' at the top of his lungs. The camera turns to see him dancing around still shackled to the floor.
Hiei: Psst! Shishi shut the fuck up with your idiocy.
ShiShi: what? Oh, are you guys still here? Then I guess I'll shut up.
Kurama: Thank god. Well, now we can meet our last two cast members, Yusuke and Kuwabara.
Camera turns to see Kuwabara strapped to a torturing device and Yusuke wearing a black executioner outfit. Yusuke grins and Kuwabara shouts.
Kuwabara: oh my god, you people are sick! You're not really gonna torture me, right. . .RIGHT!?!?!?
Yusuke: yes'm.
Hiei: and we're going to enjoy it.
Kuwabara: I don't wanna die! Yukina! Save me!
Yukina can't hear this, as she is sitting next to ShiShi listening to "Dancing Queen".
Kuwabara: OH GOD! I'M GONNA DIE!!!
Touya: I would wear this outfit gladly just so long as I don't end up where he is.
Kurama: well, since the camera's already pointing over there. Let's get on with the fun!!!
Hiei: can I have a copy of this tape? I'm sure it'll bring me great pleasure later.
Kurama: sure. So what we're going to do is torture Kuwabara and as soon as he shouts our secret phrase of the day! Isn't that just such a fun game?
Random Children: YAY!!! DIE KUWABARA!!!
Hiei: ho ho ho! Stupid ningen children, torture is for the clinically insane!
Random Children: aww!
The camera looks to Kuwabara.
Yusuke: any last words Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA DO THIS URAMESHI RIGHT!? COME ON, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Yusuke: not really. Oop, show time!
Yusuke quickly begins to turn a wheel. Kuwabara is forced to bend backwards as each click of the wheel is turned.
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yusuke: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kuwabara: YOU'RE A MANIAC!?
Yusuke: MAYBE I AM BUT I'M A DAMN ASS HAPPY MANIAC!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kuwabara keeps shouting random gibberish for about a minute.
Kurama: oh, wait, we never picked a phrase. OH TOUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!???
Touya: what?
Hiei: what is out torture phrase for the day?
Touya: why are you asking me?
Kurama: because you're supposed to be able to answer any question we have! So, what's the phrase?
Touya: okay, let's say it's 'Hiei Rocks'.
Kurama: good job Intelligent Answer Dude!
Touya: whatever.
Touya just continues to pull at the large weight on his ankle.
Hiei: he'll never say that in a million years.
Kuwabara: WHAT THE HELL DO I DO TO MAKE IT STOP?!
This goes on for about twenty minutes until Kuwabara passes out.
Hiei: oh, and it was just getting fun.
Kurama: don't worry Hiei! You'll be able to see it over and over again on video!
Hiei: oh yeah!
Kurama: and now we'll pick someone from our viewer audience and they have to guess which one of the Pretty Prize Girls isn't wearing a garter! And if they win they get a prize!
Hiei: who would like to go?
Random Children: OOH!!! PICK ONE OF US!!!
Kurama: I'll pick that homeless man over there!
Horace: who? Me?
Kurama: yes you! Come on dooooooooooown!
The camera turns to a homeless man as he's running down a bunch of stairs.
Hiei: never say that again Kurama.
Kurama: okay then. Horace, now which one of out lovely assistants do you think isn't wearing a garter?
Horace: hm . . . I think that I'll pick Yukina.
Kurama: well, let's see!
Hiei: damn ningen bum. . .
The camera turns to Yukina who just pulls her dress up so you can see a pair of bright blue panties with a little seal on them. Hiei just averts his eyes.
Yukina: nope! I'm not wearing a garter! You win!
Horace: yay! What do I win!
Kurama: you win a shower!
Jin just rolls a shower over to where Horace, Kurama, and Hiei are standing.
Jin: here ya go!
Touya: I'm with idiots . . .
Horace: . . . okay . . . um . . . thanks . . . ?
Kurama: have fun!
Horace just rolls the shower out of the studio scratching his head.
Hiei: well! That's all for today! Tune in tomorrow for more of EROCS! See you tomorrow!
Kuwabara: *wakes up momentarily* THAT SOUNDS LIKE EROTIC!!! *Passes out again*
Kurama: bye everybody!
A/N: well! That was the show! Review for more! I like it! Fishy helped me write it so I can't take all of the credit! Sorry! It'll probably be at least another week before I can update. I mean, we can update . . . yeah . . . hope you liked it!