Socially Challenged
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Disclaimer: Not mine, never mine, all just for fun.
Summary: A guide to totally embarrassing situations, when you know you're screwed and that you've got yourself into this mess all by yourself. Read to see who and how your fave characters got into this mess.
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Chapter One: Crushes become Crushed.
A boy of sixteen stands behind a group of Gryffindor girls as he and his cronies arrive for their next Care of Magical Creatues lesson. The girls seem unaware that their topic of conversation just so happens to be staning behind them.
The boy, Draco Malfoy, takes a tiny step closer so he may eavesdrop even further.
"... does she really?"
"Him?"
"Yeah, she said Draco."
"Hermione Granger?"
"Hermione likes Malfoy? Are you sure."
"Yes, Hermione has a major crush on him."
"Imagine if he found out."
"I know, Hermione would die."
"She'd probably kill herself, not die."
"We should tell Malfoy and see."
Loud giggles lifted from the group and a few girls turned around to find Draco standing there.
He laughed at their faces. "Girls," He said, rolling his eyes. "Unaware of everything."
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Handy Tips #1:
Eavesdropping, its a great way to get information, even if the information isn't entirely reliable.
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Draco and his cronies, Crabbe and Goyle, were sitting at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall during lunch after Care of Magical Creatures. Granger and her friends got up to leave.
Draco motioned for Crabbe and Goyle to stand up also. They followed them out of the Hall then Draco drawled loudly to the Hall's current occupants.
"So... Has anyone else heard who Granger has a crush on?"
People turned their heads to him, hoping to hear something funny. Granger turned also, her tag-alongs, Potter and Weasley turning also.
She laughed as she looked down at him. "I don't like anyone, Malfoy."
"That's not what I've heard," Draco taunted.
Granger folded her arms. "What have you heard?" Granger asked, snappily.
Laughing loudly, Draco announced to the Entrance Hall that Granger supposedly had a major crush on him.
Granger, Weasley and Potter all burst into hysterics, Granger the loudest. She calmed a little and wiped her eyes. "You think I like you?" She asked, smirking. "I don't know what sick fantasies you've been having, Malfoy, but cut me out of them."
The entire Entrance Hall burst into laughter, many fingers pointing at Draco, whom had a face that had turned a similar colour to that of the Gryffindor house flag.
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Handy Tips #2:
Always know when the tell that they're laughing at you, not with you. Pointing is an obvious sign. Remember, do not laugh at yourself, it just makes you look ignorant, stupid and even more laughable.
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This lesson is to teach you all that don't always believe what you hear, gossip is gossip and rarely true. Now you can end up like Draco in this situation, or trace it back to its source.
No matter how fine you think you are, not EVERYONE has a crush on you, get over yourself.
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A/N: I'll be posting my next lesson soon, you kiddies behave yourselves.
~Thai.
~~~
Disclaimer: Not mine, never mine, all just for fun.
Summary: A guide to totally embarrassing situations, when you know you're screwed and that you've got yourself into this mess all by yourself. Read to see who and how your fave characters got into this mess.
~~~
Chapter One: Crushes become Crushed.
A boy of sixteen stands behind a group of Gryffindor girls as he and his cronies arrive for their next Care of Magical Creatues lesson. The girls seem unaware that their topic of conversation just so happens to be staning behind them.
The boy, Draco Malfoy, takes a tiny step closer so he may eavesdrop even further.
"... does she really?"
"Him?"
"Yeah, she said Draco."
"Hermione Granger?"
"Hermione likes Malfoy? Are you sure."
"Yes, Hermione has a major crush on him."
"Imagine if he found out."
"I know, Hermione would die."
"She'd probably kill herself, not die."
"We should tell Malfoy and see."
Loud giggles lifted from the group and a few girls turned around to find Draco standing there.
He laughed at their faces. "Girls," He said, rolling his eyes. "Unaware of everything."
~~~
Handy Tips #1:
Eavesdropping, its a great way to get information, even if the information isn't entirely reliable.
~~~
Draco and his cronies, Crabbe and Goyle, were sitting at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall during lunch after Care of Magical Creatures. Granger and her friends got up to leave.
Draco motioned for Crabbe and Goyle to stand up also. They followed them out of the Hall then Draco drawled loudly to the Hall's current occupants.
"So... Has anyone else heard who Granger has a crush on?"
People turned their heads to him, hoping to hear something funny. Granger turned also, her tag-alongs, Potter and Weasley turning also.
She laughed as she looked down at him. "I don't like anyone, Malfoy."
"That's not what I've heard," Draco taunted.
Granger folded her arms. "What have you heard?" Granger asked, snappily.
Laughing loudly, Draco announced to the Entrance Hall that Granger supposedly had a major crush on him.
Granger, Weasley and Potter all burst into hysterics, Granger the loudest. She calmed a little and wiped her eyes. "You think I like you?" She asked, smirking. "I don't know what sick fantasies you've been having, Malfoy, but cut me out of them."
The entire Entrance Hall burst into laughter, many fingers pointing at Draco, whom had a face that had turned a similar colour to that of the Gryffindor house flag.
~~~
Handy Tips #2:
Always know when the tell that they're laughing at you, not with you. Pointing is an obvious sign. Remember, do not laugh at yourself, it just makes you look ignorant, stupid and even more laughable.
~~~
This lesson is to teach you all that don't always believe what you hear, gossip is gossip and rarely true. Now you can end up like Draco in this situation, or trace it back to its source.
No matter how fine you think you are, not EVERYONE has a crush on you, get over yourself.
~~~
A/N: I'll be posting my next lesson soon, you kiddies behave yourselves.
~Thai.