OH! MY GODDESS
WEEKLY GODDESS CHAT # 1
Alicia: Hello and welcome to Weekly Goddess Chat. This segment will appear every Sunday and in it we goddesses will help despaired people with their problems. The goddesses here tonight are... Peorth! goddess first class no restrictions... Belldandy! goddess first class with no restrictions... and ME! also goddess first class with no restrictions. So let's get on with it!
Belldandy: *picks up a letter* Our first letter comes from Hikari the ice demon. She writes.... "Dear Goddesses- I have really strong feelings for this guy... let's call him Hiei. However, I recently heard that he married Maddy. Also, I feel that I scare him a bit because..."
Peorth: Why did you stop reading?
Belldandy: I can't read the rest... it's covered in pixie stix dust...
Alicia: ^_^;; Anyway Hikari, you heard right- Hiei did marry Maddy- but they quickly separated so he's an eligible bachelor again. As for him being scared of you, your hyperactivity and sugar obsession don't scare him.... they just make him think you're crazy. Don't worry though! ^^ If Hiei was willing to marry Maddy, he MUST like crazy people.
Peorth: Okay, now we have another needy person on the phone. Let's turn Naoko's call to speakerphone.
Belldandy: Hello Naoko! What's your problem?
Naoko (On phone): Hi! Listen... What restrictions are there to wishes made via the goddess hotline?
Peorth: Well... you can't destroy the world... or do anything really bad...
Belldandy: And we recently passed laws banning both wishing for snack foods and wishing for Alicia/Koga romance...
Peorth: Oh and you can't wish anyone the gods have imprisoned to be set free...
Naoko (On phone): Can I ask for someone's affection?
Alicia: We can't tamper with human, demonic, elvish etc. emotions... especially love.
Peorth: We can't? Urd and I do it all the time.
Alicia: We shouldn't... It isn't right.
Naoko (On phone): Can I at least wish for Kurama's hand in marriage?
Alicia: What part of "we can't tamper with emotions" don't you understand?
Naoko (On phone): I'm not asking for him to love me. I'm just asking for him to be married to me.
Alicia: No.
Naoko (On phone): Can I wish to hold him hostage?
Alicia: No.
Naoko (On phone): Fine. Will you goddesses intervene if I kidnap him?
Alicia: No... unless you hurt him....
Naoko (On phone): I won't! ^^ Bye-bye!
Alicia: Well that's all the time we have for this week's Weekly Goddess Chat! Bye-bye!
Peorth: Aur revior *blows kiss to cheering audience*
Belldandy: Goodbye... have a nice week!