OH! MY GODDESS
WEEKLY GODDESS CHAT # 2
Alicia: Hello and welcome to the Weekly Goddess Chat! Please welcome our chatters this evening- second class goddess Skuld and first class no restrictions demon Velsa!
Velsa: Hi-hi!
Skuld: I do get ice cream for doing this right?
Alicia: Yeah sure. Okay our first caller goes by the name of Terri. Hello Terri!
Terri: Hi! Okay- question- If I call 555-GODDESS and ask for a wish, can I wish for my assessment grade for biology to be changed to an A? I know I didn't do well...
Skuld: Sure we can! It's simple!
Alicia: No we cannot! It's immoral!
Skuld: What about all the nonsense Peorth and Urd do? It's legal!
Alicia: -_- Only because they aren't granting wishes but rather just doing any sick thing they feel like doing...
Velsa: *hangs up on Terri* Next Caller! Ricky, you're on the air!!!
Ricky: Hi. Too much homework. What do I do?
Alicia: Just quit whining and do your homework!
Velsa: Or pay someone to do it for you!
Skuld: Why don't you call us up at 555-GODDESS and ask for a homework-doing robot? I could make it for you!
Alicia: We can't simply keep telling people to call us, Skuld! We do have limitations!
Skuld: Fine. Then he can call me. For a bowl of that chocolate-vanilla-strawberry ice cream with hot fudge whipped cream and cherries I'll do his homework for three months.
Alicia: Whatever... Next call. Goku-chan you're on the air!
Goku: Hi.
Velsa: What's your problem Goku?
Goku: Alicia's dating Hakkai at the same time she's going out with me! She's two-timing me with one of my closest buds and neither of them sees anything wrong with that!
Alicia: Because I do that all the time! Last month I two-timed Sesshomaru with Koga! The month before- Hiei with Kurama! Three months ago- Quatre with Sai Saici! Four months ago- Wolfwood with Jin!
Velsa: You disgust me Alicia.
Alicia: I never mean for it to turn out like that. Cute guys ask me out and I'm too embarrassed to say no...
Goku: THAT DOESN'T SOLVE MY PROBLEM YOU CHEAT!!!!
Skuld: Please please! This is starting to sound like Jerry Springer!!! ENOUGH!!!
Velsa: Alicia! Apologize to this poor guy!
Alicia: Gomen nasai Goku. I was going out with Hakkai first.
Goku: So you're going with him?
Alicia: That's up to you. You have three options: 1) allow me to continue two-timing you with Hakkai, 2) tell me to forget Hakkai, come out here and give me a big smooch, and leave Hakkai with nothing, or 3) tell me I should go with Hakkai and you go with Hana over there.
Hana: *smiles warmly*
Alicia: Note that Hana is Kougaiji's puppet.
Hana: -_-*
Goku: I'll choose one for now... Give me a week to think about it. I'll make my decision once I've thought it out.
Alicia: Okay Goku-chan! Ja ne!
Skuld: That's it for this week's Weekly Goddess Chat.
Velsa: Have a nice day/night/whatever.