OH! MY GODDESS
WEEKLY GODDESS CHAT # 7
Alicia: Hi, I know it's been awhile but we're back to doing the WGCs again so welcome back to the Weekly Goddess Chat. Tonight's guests are myself, Urd, and Vash.
Urd: Vash isn't a goddess!
Alicia: Well duh! Does he look like a girl to you?
Urd: And he isn't a demon so what's he doing on the WGC!?
Alicia: I figured, since we've gotten input from goddesses and demons already, it's about time we got some input from an angel.
Vash: Plus I get free donuts for doing the show!
Alicia: I never said that!
Vash: pouts
Alicia: Gr... FINE! WOLFWOOD! RUN DOWN TO THE DONUT SHOP AND GET A DOZEN DONUTS! Stupid Vash...
Vash: Yay!
Urd: So tonight's topic is...?
Alicia: --;; "Love and Peace"- a Vash original is it not?
Urd: -- twitch Yeah...
Vash: -
Alicia: I'd rather talk about war. War is fun!
Vash: War is not fun! It's evil!
Alicia: A little blood lust never hurt anyone... who was on my side...
Vash: glares at Alicia The topic is Love and Peace!
Alicia: Blood and Guts.
Vash: Love and Peace!
Alicia: Love and Peace!
Vash: Blood and Guts and that's final! suddenly realizes what he said Darn!
Alicia: Suit yourself Vash. Tell me, what do you think it feels like to be eaten alive by plants?
Vash: shudder twitch If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not picture Knives hacking off my leg and eating it while I'm still alive to witness it.
Alicia: What about plants that suck the blood from your veins?
Vash: shudder twitch
Urd: Can't imagine that's all that pleasant....
Alicia: Hey Vash, how do you feel about being devoured be spiders? They inject digestive enzymes into their prey and suck out the liquefied tissue until they've had their fill. evil smile
Vash: I'd rather not be eaten by spiders...
Alicia: Then how would you like to die?
Vash: Something painless and quick happening in my sleep.
Alicia: That's not an option.
Vash: I have specified options? blinks What are they?
Alicia: The Death Plant, the Ojegi, the blood-sucking plant, spiders, Shards of Winter, being devoured alive by a human, being eaten alive by a demon, and being driven to suicide by years upon years of slow anguishing mental torture.
Vash: Gee... they all sound so... nasty...
Alicia: Personally, I'd go with the Shards of Winter but that's just me.
Urd: You'd only go with that because you know Touya wouldn't use them on you, and thus you'd be able to avoid them all.
Alicia: Clever girl... Who would you like to be killed by?
Urd: Who are the choices?
Alicia: Gama, Touya, Bakken, Jin, Risho, Kaiji, Kurama, Hiei, and Zel.
Urd: Who's Zel?
Alicia: The greenish scaly dude with the silver hair from Slayers.
Urd: Oh... well let me think... I'll automatically rule out Bakken and Hiei- those two like to drag death out and make you suffer. And I'll rule out Kurama because his Yoko side enjoys toying with his prey as well. Gama's stupid and I don't know a thing about Zel so I'll forget them too. That leaves Touya Jin Risho and Kaiji.... I'd go with Jin.
Alicia: turns to Vash You decided how you wanna die yet?
Vash: The Ojegi cause I don't know what it is!
Alicia: Very well... are both of you content with your choices?
Vash Urd: Yep.
Alicia: Then I'll give you ten seconds to pray before I summon the Ojegi and order Jin to kill Urd.
Vash Urd: 00 hug each other and whimper
Alicia: ;; Oh my... you really believed me?
Vash Urd: Gr...
Alicia: I was only kidding!
Vash Urd: beat Alicia into the ground and begin to walk off
Urd: I thought you were against violence, Vash?
Vash: Well there's a limit to how much a man can take.
Urd: Wisely said.
Alicia: gets up looking better than ever Children punch harder than those two... but that was fun. Later, ya'll!