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Pairing: PercyxLuna

Just a Bit Flighty:

A companion to Spice and Spunk

"Oh. And don't forget that Percy Weasley's wife will be coming."

The young man looked up from his paper with a puzzled expression plastered distastefully onto his face, "Everybody's spouses and significant others will be coming, Minister. What's so special about Percy's?"

"She's a sort of... strange." Cornelius Fudge whispered the last word conspiratorially with an accompanying hand motion, his finger twirling around his ear.

"Weasley's wife? I'd always thought he'd marry somebody wintry and practical. He has a well paying job: maybe somebody young and attractive."

The Minister nodded, "She's young and attractive alright, if you can get past the slightly glazed expression on her face," he paused than added, "She's very intelligent. A bit flighty."

"Oh, just a bit flighty," Hermione Granger muttered as she walked past, her thick hair pulled into an almost neat bun, "A complete wacko, that one."

"I thought that maybe he'd marry Hermione Granger!" The young man exclaimed.

"And what makes you think that I'd marry him?" The expression on her face was one of supreme disgust, "No thank you, Mark. Don't be an idiot."

The young man called Mark sighed, "I'll make sure I don't seat anyone too important at his table – how about Hermione Granger and her partner?"