Chapter 10: Never Have I Ever
"C'mon you two!" Hermione yelled "We're gong to be late!"
She looked at her watch. It was 9:30 and it took at least an hour and fifteen minutes to get to the station. She walked to the mirror to inspect herself before the boys came downstairs. She was wearing tight dark blue jeans with paint splatters, a black halter that showed her belly button and black platform sandals. She was wearing large silver hoops and the earring Draco gave her and a silver belly-button ring. Her hair was down and she curled it fir the first day of school. It went down to the middle of her waist. She also was wearing a wide bracelet on her right wrist and a few bandages on her arm, along with her favorite bracelet on her left wrist.
"Hey 'Mione!" Harry said from the top of the steps. He was wearing a Grateful Dead t-shirt and jeans with sneakers.
"Can we stop for breakfast on our way?" Ron asked. He was wearing a pair of khakis and a red shirt with a lion.
"No, we're already behind schedule because there's gonna be traffic!" Hermione shrieked. "Take this" she threw him a go-gert and Harry a corn muffin. "Now get in the car! My parents will be there to meet us and pick it up at the station" she grabbed a non-fat blueberry muffin and ran out the door. "your luggage is already in the car!" she yelled from outside.
Harry and Ron ran into the convertible and they drove off.
Draco's house
"I shall be leaving now mother" Draco said
"Good-bye dear" Narcissa said. "Have a good year"
"Thank you. Farewell" Draco walked out of the manor and into the family limo. It was a long, silent ride to the station.
'I wonder what school Hermione goes to. Maybe I can ask Dumbledore if we can participate in inter-school games so I have a chance of seeing her. At least she gave me her screen-name and cell phone number, and now that I have a computer and a phone I can talk to her. Maybe I should give her a call now?'
He took out his phone and dialed her number.
"Ring...Ring...Hello?"
"Hey Hermione, it's Draco"
"Hey Draco! I'm really sorry about this, but I can't talk right now. I don't have my hands free thing and I'm not allowed to drive while talking on the phone. I'll call you back later"
"OK, bye"
"Bye. Click"
He turned off his phone.
'it's a good thing I plan on placing a spell on this as soon as I get to school' he thought (Hermione was thinking the same thing, but this is for Draco)
"Master Malfoy, we have arrived. Shall I take your luggage to the train?" the chauffeur asked.
"No, thank-you. I shall bring my stuff on my own, just place it on a trolley as I collect some things." Draco responded. The chauffeur got out of the limo and put his stuff onto a trolley. Draco put in the earring Hermione gave him and stepped out of the car. I was wearing black slacks and a green sweater. My hair was slicked back and I looked like my old self again. I grabbed my bag and walked over to my waiting trolley.
Platform 9 ¾
"I'll go find us a compartment. Give me your trunks so that I can bring them with me" Harry said. Hermione and Ron piled their stuff on Harry's trolley. He pushed it to the back compartment.
"Let's go Ron, the train is going to leave in a few minutes and the front of the train is all the way down there" Hermione said as she pulled Ron to the compartment. They began to run, but Hermione accidentally ran into someone.
"Well, well. Aren't we in a hurry little mudblood?" A much too familiar voice said.
"What do you want Malfoy?" Hermione said in an irritated voice
"Nothing much. Just for you to drop dead" he said in a cool manor.
"Fuck it bitch! Just drop dead and go to hell" Hermione said, not noticing what was pierced in Draco's ear. "let's go Ron" she and Ron walked the rest of the way to the front of the train.
At the End of the Meeting
"I can't believe that loony thinks that this will work!" Ron said exasperatedly.
"Ron, don't speak about professor Dumbledore that way" Hermione lectured. "I think it is a brilliant idea"
"You do and will, until you find out the second part of it, and I am not looking forward to that!" The door to the compartment then opened and in walked Draco Malfoy, closely followed by Pansy Parkinson, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle.
"What do you want Malfoy?" Hermione asked, placing her hands on her hips
"What? Can I not just pass though, looking for an empty compartment, and make a little detour to say hello to my favorite Gryffindors?" Draco asked sarcastically with a sneer on his face.
"What do you really want Malfoy?" Harry asked as he stood up next to Hermione
"Like I said, I was looking for an empty compartment, but as I can see, this one is infested with too much garbage" he turned around to open the door, but it wouldn't budge. "Crabbe, Goyle. Open this door"
The two brutes walked to the door and slammed their bodies into it. The door still wouldn't budge.
"Oh move over you incompetent fools" Hermione said as she shoved the two piles of fat. "Alohomora"
The door still didn't open. The train then came to a quick halt.
"All students in this compartment, please state your names" came Albus Dumbledore's voice from the loudspeaker above the door.
"Hermione, Harry, and Ron sir" Hermione said into the loudspeaker
"And Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, and Pansy" Draco said
"What is going on sir?" Harry asked
"Well, it would appear that something has caused the compartment to dispatch from the rest of the train. We are sending trained professionals to take care of this. We do not know how long it shall take, but do not worry." Wit that he was gone
"Well what a bloody swell headmaster! He doesn't know how or why this happened or how long it shall take to get to school!" Draco said.
THUD! THUD! THUD!
Draco turned around and saw Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle on the ground in a deep slumber. "What the-" he began
"OK, is it just me, or are you guys not getting a good feeling from this?" Hermione asked.
"Let's put these three on the chairs so we don't mistake them for some and sit on them" Hermione said as the tugged on Pansy's arm. "Harry and Ron, you two get Crabbe and Malfoy you can get Goyle"
"Who died and made you boss bitch?" Malfoy sneered
Dropping Pansy, Hermione walked over to Draco and stuck her finger in his face. Her eyes went ablaze again and she had a threatening look on her face. "Don't you dare speak to me that way ever, EVER again! You will be sorry otherwise."
"Okay, a, you still aren't my boss, Miss Bitch. B, why should we listen to you, a filthy little mudblood? And c, it will be you who is sorry. And don't you ever again place your finger in my face!" Draco said.
"Listen, I hate Malfoy as much as the next sane guy, most likely even more, but it's just the four of us here, unless you count our sleeping uglies (Pansy then snored). I say that we just either try to get along or divide the train" Harry said
"I'm all for just kicking Malfoy and the little fairy tales gone wrong out of the compartment" Ron said
"No Ron. Do and not only will you get into trouble, but-" Hermione began as Ron made his way to the door
"AAAHHH!" He screamed
"There's a spell on the door so that no body may enter or exit through those doors unless the train is at a station." Hermione walked over to Ron's body. He was out cold. She felt his pulse. "He's still alive, hold on a sec." She took out her favorite lip- gloss and put it under Ron's nose.
"CHOCOLATE!" Ron said as he jumped up.
"What was that Granger?" Draco asked
"Chocolate flavored lip-gloss" Hermione said with a sneer as she covered the lip-gloss. "Good to see that you're awake Ron. I was trying to say that you can't open those doors, especially by wand"
"Geez Granger! How do you know this stuff!?" Draco said
"I just do Malfoy. Do you have a problem with that?" She asked.
"Look all I'm saying is-"
"Guys! We should just try to get along" Harry said, getting in between the two teens.
30 minutes later
"Harry, Ron, let's play a game. I am so bored!" Hermione said.
Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle had woken up by now.
"Listen mudblood, none of us want to be here, so I have a proposition" Draco said, walking up to her.
"What do you want now Malfoy?" Hermione sighed
"Well, we should do was Dumbledore has been telling us for years, try inter- house unity. Let's all get to know each other. I recently watched a movie suggested by a friend of mine, the Breakfast Club"
"You've watched that movie?" Harry asked, dumbfounded.
"UGH!" everyone turned to Hermione, who had been looking at her phone while Harry and Malfoy were about to argue. "Sorry, I'm expecting a call"
"From who? Another worthless muggle like yourself?" Pansy sneered
"Shove it Parkinson you whore" Hermione said. "Sure Malfoy. What do you propose though? Sitting in a circle and sharing secrets and talents? Going through each other's stuff?" she joked. "WAIT! No! Let's play truth or dare!" she was serious about this.
"What's that?" Crabbe asked
"It's a game. Where we all sit in a circle. We all either get asked a question in which we have you answer truthfully or we are given a dare, which we must fulfill. Whose in?" Hermione said
Draco moved closer to her, followed by Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle. Harry and Ron finished the circle.
"I'll place a spell over whoever plays so they'll have to fulfill the dare or tell the truth" Draco said
"I have a better idea." Pansy said (GASP!) "How about strip truth or dare" when everyone nodded, Pansy said "I'll go first. Mudblood, truth or dare?"
"Dare" she answered confidently
"Hmm, I dare you to, what shall we have the mudblood do? How about this, remove everything on your right arm and wrist" She said with a smile. Pansy knew about her arm and what had happened. This way, she would either be humiliated or have a tear-fest, but to her surprise, Hermione removed her shirt, leaving everyone confused and surprised.
'I never knew she had such a hot body' Draco thought
'Mudblood got tits!' Crabbe thought
'Woah!' was all that came to Goyle's mind
'Wow! Hermione is all grown up! Guys are gonna be crawling all over her (A/N a guy said that to me at a party)' Ron thought
'We're gonna have to fight the guys off by the hundreds this year' Harry thought
'So she's gonna do this the hard way' Pansy thought.
"Okay, Malfoy, truth or dare?" Hermione said
"Truth"
"Okay, why are you such a downer? Why do you hate muggles and muggle-borns? What made you such a negative guy?"
Draco was about to take off his shirt, but then thought 'then I'll be no braver than Granger. But not even Pansy knows about Hermit. Maybe if I word it right-'
"When I was younger I was separated by a large part of me that contained respect for them, but until recently I was stripped from those thoughts and I blamed the muggle world for it" he said simply "Now whom should I single out? How about Saint Potty?"
"Dare" Harry said in a strong voice
"Ooh, brave are you? Well, you wont be so brave after I give you this dare. I dare you to snog Pansy for ten minutes in the back of the compartment and turn your turn over to someone else"
"Hermione, I'm gonna turn it over to you, sorry Ron" Harry said as he stood up reluctantly
"But Draco! I don't want to!!!!" Pansy whined as she walked to the back of the compartment.
"OK, umm, I think I'm gonna go back to you Malfoy. Truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"I dare you to express your honest feelings to every person in this room"
"OK. Goyle and Crabbe, you two are the biggest oafish buffoons I have ever had the misfortune to know. Weasley, I think that you are too hotheaded and need to get over yourself. Mudblood, I think that you are a know-it-all bitch who doesn't deserve to walk the face of the earth. You and your kind are unwanted in this world and are worth less than the dirt on my shoe. You are not, never have been, and never will be a real witch. Further mor-"
SMACK!
Hermione punched Draco right in the nose.
"What the hell was that for bitch?"
"I said in the compartment, not in the world. And I'm also sick of your bullshit. That's not why you hate me and you know it! Just for once stop hiding behind daddy and his brain-dead, thick-skulled, small-minded, arrogant-OW! What the hell was that for bitch?"
Draco had shoved her into one of the seats. "You listen here, it is my opinion you asked for and it is my opinion I gave you. If you cant deal with that then fuck you!"
"That's it, bitch is gonna die!" Hermione jumped on Draco and began to strangle him. Harry and Pansy couldn't stop kidding until the ten minutes were up and Ron, Crabbe and Goyle were too amazed by the petit girl to even move.
"UGH!" Draco threw Hermione off his back and into the wall/chair.
"That's it, earrings coming off." She took out her hoops, but Draco saw another earring that she did not remove. It was white gold with an emerald.
"Hermit?" he whispered to himself. He couldn't move.
Hermione head-butted him and rammed him into an unbreakable window. She stood up and looked at him
"C'mon. I dare you. What are you sitting there for? Like a little cowardly pureblood? HUH! GET UP AND FIGHT ME, YA MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!" Hermione was getting pissed.
"Hermit?" Draco said a little louder.
"What? I don't think I heard you? Get up off your ass and fight!"
"No. This game is over. I say we just do the bag game" Draco said. "The one from the movie"
"What? Why?" Hermione asked
"Because this game is only causing arguments. I'll look in your bag, mine's the one over there"
"Like hell I want you going through my bag!"
"Listen, Weasley will get Goyle's, Goyle will get Crabbe's and Crabbe will get Weasley's. Potter and Parkinson can trade. It all works out" He opened the bag.
"Whatever"
Everyone traded bags, except for Harry and Pansy.
After Ground Rules were Set (15 minutes)
"Ron! Why didn't you stop us!?" Harry asked. His hair was a wreck, his glasses were lopsided and his shirt was on backwards, and his pants were inside out.
"Draco I am so upset right now" said Pansy. Her make-up was all over her face and her outfit was on wrong. Her tube top was where her skirt should have been and her skirt was where her tube-top should have been
Hermione giggled.
"What?" Harry pleaded.
"Well you sure look like you enjoyed yourselves" Draco said, not looking up from Hermione's bag.
"What do you mean?" Pansy asked as she patted down her messy and wild hair.
Draco passed her Hermione's pocket mirror.
"I don't see anything wrong with the way I look right now" she said in her defense
"The sad part of that statement is that it's true" Draco said. Hermione stifled a giggle.
"What are you doing?" Harry asked as he sat next to Hermione
"We were about to play a game where everyone looks through someone else's bag, but I think I have a better idea" Hermione said with a wicked smile Everyone leaned in towards her to listen "Let's play 'Never Have I Ever'. It's a muggle game where someone says never have I ever, and then something, like shoplifted or something and then whoever has done it has to drink, or their wands will glow or something. And if someone calls 'spill' then whoever they call it for has to explain" She explained seeing the confused looks on everyone's faces
"How about if you did it you have to strip, Granger, you can put your shirt back on now, and if you did it, but don't remove clothes something happens to you, like you turn purple or something?" Pansy suggested. "I'll start. Nev-"
"We have to place the spell first, dumbass" Draco said. He cast the spell on everyone.
"OK, thank you Draco. Never have I ever had sex" Pansy said. She removed her tube-top (and only Crabbe, Goyle and Harry were happy, not like Harry showed it or anything).
"You idiot, you're not supposed to say something you have done. Whateve, I mean the only thing you could say is never have I ever gotten a passing grade without fucking a teacher" Hermione said. Everyone except Pansy laughed.
Draco removed his shirt, showing off his built body. Hermione saw a silver medallion that he was wearing. It was a silver chain with a dragon medalion. Harry began to turn green. Everyone was shocked.
"SPILL!" Pansy called. "Potter"
"W-well, I got really drunk one night and-" he trailed off
"What? With whom?" Ron was curious as to why Harry never told him.
"Um, well, we were really drunk and-"
"OUT WITH IT MAN!" Draco said
"Lavender," Harry squeaked. His hair began to turn silver. "and Parvati" his nose began to grow "and Ginny" His nose went back to its regular size
"WHAT! YOU SLEPT WITH MY SISTER!" Ron was hysterical "OH GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING! UGH! I HAVE TO WASH MY EARS NOW AND KILL YOU!"
"Actually Weasel, he not only slept with her, but shagged her as well" Draco put in.
"That's enough Malfoy. Ron, I think maybe you should forget about that. I mean, like, don't act on it or tell your mother or anything. NOTHING! Nothing leaves this compartment." Hermione said. "I'll go next. Never have I ever, um-"
"Never have I ever hit a teacher" Crabbe blurted out.
Goyle removed his shoe. Crabbe removed his robe. Hermione got a weird look in her face. Wings sprouted from her back.
"Spill, Granger." Draco said. "Wow Granger, I am happy you suggested this game."
"Last summer when I was helping out a a summer school a teacher, well, attacked me. I was only defending myself. In the fifth grade one of the teachers went a little crazy. He came towards my friend so I jumped on his back and used I karate move I had recently learned on him. Oh, and in the fifth grade, again, I was having an argument with a classmate of mine and we began to get physical and yet again, the teacher, a new one, got in between us. I think that's it" A wart showed up on her nose. "And in kindergarten my best friend and I were playing around and pretending to wrestle. Our teacher got in the middle, thinking we were really fighting and got in between us. I accidentally hit her."
"Wow, and I thought Gryffindor was full of such two shoes" Pansy said.
"Um, how about we move on. Never have I ever shoplifted" Ron said
Hermione blushed and yet again removed her shirt. She was the only person who did so. Draco, on the other hand was having a little crisis. His hair began to fall out!
"Spill, both of you" Goyle said
"When I was younger my friend and I stole some candy" Hermione said. "We got caught, though, and had to return the half-eaten goods"
"That happened to me too, but I did something else too. It was a similar scenario for me. My childhood friend and I took some sugar, colored food dye, red I think it was, and chocolate so we could make our own candy" Draco said. His hair began to grow back, RED!
"I did that also. Small world" Hermione said, a little confused though.
"Never have I ever tried to commit sui-" Pansy began
"Y'know what? This game is becoming excruciatingly boring. Why don't we just sit back and do something else?" Hermione interrupted
"First of all mudblood, we already are sitting. Second of all I was in the middle of mine" Pansy complained.
"OK then. Never have I ever used magic on myself to change my appearance." Harry said in Hermione's defense
"I hate you so much right now." Hermione said as she tried to decide which to take off, her bra or pants. Normally, she would choose the pants, but today she had decided to wear a thong. A g-string thong, which she did not want the Slytherins or he friends who were like brothers to see! She slowly took off her jeans in a way that no one would see her ass as Pansy removed her skirt.
"Spill mudblood" Pansy screeched. She, along with everyone else in the compartment was shocked and amazed at Hermione, and not only because she had had to remove something for that question.
"For the yule ball I used a magical potion to fix my hair. I also used one this summer as you can tell" She answered in a matter-of-fact tone. "Thank you Harry for that wonderful, nonspecific question"
"NEVER HAVE I EVER TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE!" Pansy quickly yelled before anyone could interrupt her.
All eyes turned to the girl who began to grow horns, Hermione.
"C'mon you two!" Hermione yelled "We're gong to be late!"
She looked at her watch. It was 9:30 and it took at least an hour and fifteen minutes to get to the station. She walked to the mirror to inspect herself before the boys came downstairs. She was wearing tight dark blue jeans with paint splatters, a black halter that showed her belly button and black platform sandals. She was wearing large silver hoops and the earring Draco gave her and a silver belly-button ring. Her hair was down and she curled it fir the first day of school. It went down to the middle of her waist. She also was wearing a wide bracelet on her right wrist and a few bandages on her arm, along with her favorite bracelet on her left wrist.
"Hey 'Mione!" Harry said from the top of the steps. He was wearing a Grateful Dead t-shirt and jeans with sneakers.
"Can we stop for breakfast on our way?" Ron asked. He was wearing a pair of khakis and a red shirt with a lion.
"No, we're already behind schedule because there's gonna be traffic!" Hermione shrieked. "Take this" she threw him a go-gert and Harry a corn muffin. "Now get in the car! My parents will be there to meet us and pick it up at the station" she grabbed a non-fat blueberry muffin and ran out the door. "your luggage is already in the car!" she yelled from outside.
Harry and Ron ran into the convertible and they drove off.
Draco's house
"I shall be leaving now mother" Draco said
"Good-bye dear" Narcissa said. "Have a good year"
"Thank you. Farewell" Draco walked out of the manor and into the family limo. It was a long, silent ride to the station.
'I wonder what school Hermione goes to. Maybe I can ask Dumbledore if we can participate in inter-school games so I have a chance of seeing her. At least she gave me her screen-name and cell phone number, and now that I have a computer and a phone I can talk to her. Maybe I should give her a call now?'
He took out his phone and dialed her number.
"Ring...Ring...Hello?"
"Hey Hermione, it's Draco"
"Hey Draco! I'm really sorry about this, but I can't talk right now. I don't have my hands free thing and I'm not allowed to drive while talking on the phone. I'll call you back later"
"OK, bye"
"Bye. Click"
He turned off his phone.
'it's a good thing I plan on placing a spell on this as soon as I get to school' he thought (Hermione was thinking the same thing, but this is for Draco)
"Master Malfoy, we have arrived. Shall I take your luggage to the train?" the chauffeur asked.
"No, thank-you. I shall bring my stuff on my own, just place it on a trolley as I collect some things." Draco responded. The chauffeur got out of the limo and put his stuff onto a trolley. Draco put in the earring Hermione gave him and stepped out of the car. I was wearing black slacks and a green sweater. My hair was slicked back and I looked like my old self again. I grabbed my bag and walked over to my waiting trolley.
Platform 9 ¾
"I'll go find us a compartment. Give me your trunks so that I can bring them with me" Harry said. Hermione and Ron piled their stuff on Harry's trolley. He pushed it to the back compartment.
"Let's go Ron, the train is going to leave in a few minutes and the front of the train is all the way down there" Hermione said as she pulled Ron to the compartment. They began to run, but Hermione accidentally ran into someone.
"Well, well. Aren't we in a hurry little mudblood?" A much too familiar voice said.
"What do you want Malfoy?" Hermione said in an irritated voice
"Nothing much. Just for you to drop dead" he said in a cool manor.
"Fuck it bitch! Just drop dead and go to hell" Hermione said, not noticing what was pierced in Draco's ear. "let's go Ron" she and Ron walked the rest of the way to the front of the train.
At the End of the Meeting
"I can't believe that loony thinks that this will work!" Ron said exasperatedly.
"Ron, don't speak about professor Dumbledore that way" Hermione lectured. "I think it is a brilliant idea"
"You do and will, until you find out the second part of it, and I am not looking forward to that!" The door to the compartment then opened and in walked Draco Malfoy, closely followed by Pansy Parkinson, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle.
"What do you want Malfoy?" Hermione asked, placing her hands on her hips
"What? Can I not just pass though, looking for an empty compartment, and make a little detour to say hello to my favorite Gryffindors?" Draco asked sarcastically with a sneer on his face.
"What do you really want Malfoy?" Harry asked as he stood up next to Hermione
"Like I said, I was looking for an empty compartment, but as I can see, this one is infested with too much garbage" he turned around to open the door, but it wouldn't budge. "Crabbe, Goyle. Open this door"
The two brutes walked to the door and slammed their bodies into it. The door still wouldn't budge.
"Oh move over you incompetent fools" Hermione said as she shoved the two piles of fat. "Alohomora"
The door still didn't open. The train then came to a quick halt.
"All students in this compartment, please state your names" came Albus Dumbledore's voice from the loudspeaker above the door.
"Hermione, Harry, and Ron sir" Hermione said into the loudspeaker
"And Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, and Pansy" Draco said
"What is going on sir?" Harry asked
"Well, it would appear that something has caused the compartment to dispatch from the rest of the train. We are sending trained professionals to take care of this. We do not know how long it shall take, but do not worry." Wit that he was gone
"Well what a bloody swell headmaster! He doesn't know how or why this happened or how long it shall take to get to school!" Draco said.
THUD! THUD! THUD!
Draco turned around and saw Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle on the ground in a deep slumber. "What the-" he began
"OK, is it just me, or are you guys not getting a good feeling from this?" Hermione asked.
"Let's put these three on the chairs so we don't mistake them for some and sit on them" Hermione said as the tugged on Pansy's arm. "Harry and Ron, you two get Crabbe and Malfoy you can get Goyle"
"Who died and made you boss bitch?" Malfoy sneered
Dropping Pansy, Hermione walked over to Draco and stuck her finger in his face. Her eyes went ablaze again and she had a threatening look on her face. "Don't you dare speak to me that way ever, EVER again! You will be sorry otherwise."
"Okay, a, you still aren't my boss, Miss Bitch. B, why should we listen to you, a filthy little mudblood? And c, it will be you who is sorry. And don't you ever again place your finger in my face!" Draco said.
"Listen, I hate Malfoy as much as the next sane guy, most likely even more, but it's just the four of us here, unless you count our sleeping uglies (Pansy then snored). I say that we just either try to get along or divide the train" Harry said
"I'm all for just kicking Malfoy and the little fairy tales gone wrong out of the compartment" Ron said
"No Ron. Do and not only will you get into trouble, but-" Hermione began as Ron made his way to the door
"AAAHHH!" He screamed
"There's a spell on the door so that no body may enter or exit through those doors unless the train is at a station." Hermione walked over to Ron's body. He was out cold. She felt his pulse. "He's still alive, hold on a sec." She took out her favorite lip- gloss and put it under Ron's nose.
"CHOCOLATE!" Ron said as he jumped up.
"What was that Granger?" Draco asked
"Chocolate flavored lip-gloss" Hermione said with a sneer as she covered the lip-gloss. "Good to see that you're awake Ron. I was trying to say that you can't open those doors, especially by wand"
"Geez Granger! How do you know this stuff!?" Draco said
"I just do Malfoy. Do you have a problem with that?" She asked.
"Look all I'm saying is-"
"Guys! We should just try to get along" Harry said, getting in between the two teens.
30 minutes later
"Harry, Ron, let's play a game. I am so bored!" Hermione said.
Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle had woken up by now.
"Listen mudblood, none of us want to be here, so I have a proposition" Draco said, walking up to her.
"What do you want now Malfoy?" Hermione sighed
"Well, we should do was Dumbledore has been telling us for years, try inter- house unity. Let's all get to know each other. I recently watched a movie suggested by a friend of mine, the Breakfast Club"
"You've watched that movie?" Harry asked, dumbfounded.
"UGH!" everyone turned to Hermione, who had been looking at her phone while Harry and Malfoy were about to argue. "Sorry, I'm expecting a call"
"From who? Another worthless muggle like yourself?" Pansy sneered
"Shove it Parkinson you whore" Hermione said. "Sure Malfoy. What do you propose though? Sitting in a circle and sharing secrets and talents? Going through each other's stuff?" she joked. "WAIT! No! Let's play truth or dare!" she was serious about this.
"What's that?" Crabbe asked
"It's a game. Where we all sit in a circle. We all either get asked a question in which we have you answer truthfully or we are given a dare, which we must fulfill. Whose in?" Hermione said
Draco moved closer to her, followed by Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle. Harry and Ron finished the circle.
"I'll place a spell over whoever plays so they'll have to fulfill the dare or tell the truth" Draco said
"I have a better idea." Pansy said (GASP!) "How about strip truth or dare" when everyone nodded, Pansy said "I'll go first. Mudblood, truth or dare?"
"Dare" she answered confidently
"Hmm, I dare you to, what shall we have the mudblood do? How about this, remove everything on your right arm and wrist" She said with a smile. Pansy knew about her arm and what had happened. This way, she would either be humiliated or have a tear-fest, but to her surprise, Hermione removed her shirt, leaving everyone confused and surprised.
'I never knew she had such a hot body' Draco thought
'Mudblood got tits!' Crabbe thought
'Woah!' was all that came to Goyle's mind
'Wow! Hermione is all grown up! Guys are gonna be crawling all over her (A/N a guy said that to me at a party)' Ron thought
'We're gonna have to fight the guys off by the hundreds this year' Harry thought
'So she's gonna do this the hard way' Pansy thought.
"Okay, Malfoy, truth or dare?" Hermione said
"Truth"
"Okay, why are you such a downer? Why do you hate muggles and muggle-borns? What made you such a negative guy?"
Draco was about to take off his shirt, but then thought 'then I'll be no braver than Granger. But not even Pansy knows about Hermit. Maybe if I word it right-'
"When I was younger I was separated by a large part of me that contained respect for them, but until recently I was stripped from those thoughts and I blamed the muggle world for it" he said simply "Now whom should I single out? How about Saint Potty?"
"Dare" Harry said in a strong voice
"Ooh, brave are you? Well, you wont be so brave after I give you this dare. I dare you to snog Pansy for ten minutes in the back of the compartment and turn your turn over to someone else"
"Hermione, I'm gonna turn it over to you, sorry Ron" Harry said as he stood up reluctantly
"But Draco! I don't want to!!!!" Pansy whined as she walked to the back of the compartment.
"OK, umm, I think I'm gonna go back to you Malfoy. Truth or dare?"
"Dare"
"I dare you to express your honest feelings to every person in this room"
"OK. Goyle and Crabbe, you two are the biggest oafish buffoons I have ever had the misfortune to know. Weasley, I think that you are too hotheaded and need to get over yourself. Mudblood, I think that you are a know-it-all bitch who doesn't deserve to walk the face of the earth. You and your kind are unwanted in this world and are worth less than the dirt on my shoe. You are not, never have been, and never will be a real witch. Further mor-"
SMACK!
Hermione punched Draco right in the nose.
"What the hell was that for bitch?"
"I said in the compartment, not in the world. And I'm also sick of your bullshit. That's not why you hate me and you know it! Just for once stop hiding behind daddy and his brain-dead, thick-skulled, small-minded, arrogant-OW! What the hell was that for bitch?"
Draco had shoved her into one of the seats. "You listen here, it is my opinion you asked for and it is my opinion I gave you. If you cant deal with that then fuck you!"
"That's it, bitch is gonna die!" Hermione jumped on Draco and began to strangle him. Harry and Pansy couldn't stop kidding until the ten minutes were up and Ron, Crabbe and Goyle were too amazed by the petit girl to even move.
"UGH!" Draco threw Hermione off his back and into the wall/chair.
"That's it, earrings coming off." She took out her hoops, but Draco saw another earring that she did not remove. It was white gold with an emerald.
"Hermit?" he whispered to himself. He couldn't move.
Hermione head-butted him and rammed him into an unbreakable window. She stood up and looked at him
"C'mon. I dare you. What are you sitting there for? Like a little cowardly pureblood? HUH! GET UP AND FIGHT ME, YA MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!" Hermione was getting pissed.
"Hermit?" Draco said a little louder.
"What? I don't think I heard you? Get up off your ass and fight!"
"No. This game is over. I say we just do the bag game" Draco said. "The one from the movie"
"What? Why?" Hermione asked
"Because this game is only causing arguments. I'll look in your bag, mine's the one over there"
"Like hell I want you going through my bag!"
"Listen, Weasley will get Goyle's, Goyle will get Crabbe's and Crabbe will get Weasley's. Potter and Parkinson can trade. It all works out" He opened the bag.
"Whatever"
Everyone traded bags, except for Harry and Pansy.
After Ground Rules were Set (15 minutes)
"Ron! Why didn't you stop us!?" Harry asked. His hair was a wreck, his glasses were lopsided and his shirt was on backwards, and his pants were inside out.
"Draco I am so upset right now" said Pansy. Her make-up was all over her face and her outfit was on wrong. Her tube top was where her skirt should have been and her skirt was where her tube-top should have been
Hermione giggled.
"What?" Harry pleaded.
"Well you sure look like you enjoyed yourselves" Draco said, not looking up from Hermione's bag.
"What do you mean?" Pansy asked as she patted down her messy and wild hair.
Draco passed her Hermione's pocket mirror.
"I don't see anything wrong with the way I look right now" she said in her defense
"The sad part of that statement is that it's true" Draco said. Hermione stifled a giggle.
"What are you doing?" Harry asked as he sat next to Hermione
"We were about to play a game where everyone looks through someone else's bag, but I think I have a better idea" Hermione said with a wicked smile Everyone leaned in towards her to listen "Let's play 'Never Have I Ever'. It's a muggle game where someone says never have I ever, and then something, like shoplifted or something and then whoever has done it has to drink, or their wands will glow or something. And if someone calls 'spill' then whoever they call it for has to explain" She explained seeing the confused looks on everyone's faces
"How about if you did it you have to strip, Granger, you can put your shirt back on now, and if you did it, but don't remove clothes something happens to you, like you turn purple or something?" Pansy suggested. "I'll start. Nev-"
"We have to place the spell first, dumbass" Draco said. He cast the spell on everyone.
"OK, thank you Draco. Never have I ever had sex" Pansy said. She removed her tube-top (and only Crabbe, Goyle and Harry were happy, not like Harry showed it or anything).
"You idiot, you're not supposed to say something you have done. Whateve, I mean the only thing you could say is never have I ever gotten a passing grade without fucking a teacher" Hermione said. Everyone except Pansy laughed.
Draco removed his shirt, showing off his built body. Hermione saw a silver medallion that he was wearing. It was a silver chain with a dragon medalion. Harry began to turn green. Everyone was shocked.
"SPILL!" Pansy called. "Potter"
"W-well, I got really drunk one night and-" he trailed off
"What? With whom?" Ron was curious as to why Harry never told him.
"Um, well, we were really drunk and-"
"OUT WITH IT MAN!" Draco said
"Lavender," Harry squeaked. His hair began to turn silver. "and Parvati" his nose began to grow "and Ginny" His nose went back to its regular size
"WHAT! YOU SLEPT WITH MY SISTER!" Ron was hysterical "OH GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING! UGH! I HAVE TO WASH MY EARS NOW AND KILL YOU!"
"Actually Weasel, he not only slept with her, but shagged her as well" Draco put in.
"That's enough Malfoy. Ron, I think maybe you should forget about that. I mean, like, don't act on it or tell your mother or anything. NOTHING! Nothing leaves this compartment." Hermione said. "I'll go next. Never have I ever, um-"
"Never have I ever hit a teacher" Crabbe blurted out.
Goyle removed his shoe. Crabbe removed his robe. Hermione got a weird look in her face. Wings sprouted from her back.
"Spill, Granger." Draco said. "Wow Granger, I am happy you suggested this game."
"Last summer when I was helping out a a summer school a teacher, well, attacked me. I was only defending myself. In the fifth grade one of the teachers went a little crazy. He came towards my friend so I jumped on his back and used I karate move I had recently learned on him. Oh, and in the fifth grade, again, I was having an argument with a classmate of mine and we began to get physical and yet again, the teacher, a new one, got in between us. I think that's it" A wart showed up on her nose. "And in kindergarten my best friend and I were playing around and pretending to wrestle. Our teacher got in the middle, thinking we were really fighting and got in between us. I accidentally hit her."
"Wow, and I thought Gryffindor was full of such two shoes" Pansy said.
"Um, how about we move on. Never have I ever shoplifted" Ron said
Hermione blushed and yet again removed her shirt. She was the only person who did so. Draco, on the other hand was having a little crisis. His hair began to fall out!
"Spill, both of you" Goyle said
"When I was younger my friend and I stole some candy" Hermione said. "We got caught, though, and had to return the half-eaten goods"
"That happened to me too, but I did something else too. It was a similar scenario for me. My childhood friend and I took some sugar, colored food dye, red I think it was, and chocolate so we could make our own candy" Draco said. His hair began to grow back, RED!
"I did that also. Small world" Hermione said, a little confused though.
"Never have I ever tried to commit sui-" Pansy began
"Y'know what? This game is becoming excruciatingly boring. Why don't we just sit back and do something else?" Hermione interrupted
"First of all mudblood, we already are sitting. Second of all I was in the middle of mine" Pansy complained.
"OK then. Never have I ever used magic on myself to change my appearance." Harry said in Hermione's defense
"I hate you so much right now." Hermione said as she tried to decide which to take off, her bra or pants. Normally, she would choose the pants, but today she had decided to wear a thong. A g-string thong, which she did not want the Slytherins or he friends who were like brothers to see! She slowly took off her jeans in a way that no one would see her ass as Pansy removed her skirt.
"Spill mudblood" Pansy screeched. She, along with everyone else in the compartment was shocked and amazed at Hermione, and not only because she had had to remove something for that question.
"For the yule ball I used a magical potion to fix my hair. I also used one this summer as you can tell" She answered in a matter-of-fact tone. "Thank you Harry for that wonderful, nonspecific question"
"NEVER HAVE I EVER TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE!" Pansy quickly yelled before anyone could interrupt her.
All eyes turned to the girl who began to grow horns, Hermione.