How Mary Sue Effects Commoners

In this casual city where the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho lives, we can see what effects Mary Sue has on their daily lives and the lives of others that inhabit this town.

Case One :: Love at First Sight

Now, let us see what an eternity of Mary Sues has done to poor Kurama, who is now turning into a small coffee shop.

Here, we can see the average girl, name unidentified, walking into the same coffee shop. She is human, and she has normal human friends. She lives lives with two parents, both alive and well. Her eyes are plain brown, and her hair is plain dark brown (in fact, it could use a bit of a wash) and only reaches her shoulders. She has an average IQ, speed, and she is not 100% friendly and cold hearted at the same time.

She steps in line, in front of the redhead who is looking at the menu as he decides upon what he wants. She barely even noticed him. Kurama blinks as his gaze turns to her. And here is what the Mary Sue fandom has done to the poor kitsune boy; he now becomes madly in love with any girl he meets, completely out of the blue.

"Hmm..." she thinks to herself as she gazes upon the menu, and turns back to the cashier. "I think I'll have an ice coffee please, and a cinnamon bun." The cashier nods as he tells her how much she ows him, and she reaches into her purse. Kurama steps in front of her, and hands the cashier nearly twice as much as he needs for the girl's bill to be paid.

"That won't be necessary," Kurama says as he glances at the girl, who looks up curiously and scared. "I have it covered." She raises an eyebrow at him.

"Get a life, weirdo, I can pay for myself," she says as she glances at him in disgust. But this ambitious boy will not give up on this one!

"No, no, I insist, you are short of money," the redhead says.

"No I'm not," the girl says bluntly. "Now, could you please leave?" Kurama steps back, looking hurt.

"But... but Kalarashiki-hime!" (princess) he cries out to the poor young woman as he puts his hands on her shoulders. "How could you do this to me?"

"My name is not Kal-whatsit!" The girl yells, swatting Kurama's hands away from her shoulder. "And I'm not doing anything to you, creep." Kurama looks even more hurt. the girl is now frightened by Kurama, and begins to run away. Kurama chases after her.

"Wait! Kalarashiki-chaaan!" Kurama yells as the outside of the coffee shop is now apparently located next to a romantic forest with thousands of fireflies in a midnight sky when it really should be two o'clock in the afternoon.

"My name is not Kala-whatever!" She spat out. Kurama traps her in a hug, which she struggles to get out of madly. "And let go of me you creep! Help police!" Kurama covers her mouth.

"Ai-chan... why are you doing this? Did you forget our romance just like that?" Kurama asked her, looking more hurt than ever. The unnamed girl who is definately not Kalarashiki screamed as she started to sob, kicking to get out of his grasp. She then bit his finger, and forced him to let go.

"I am NOT your Ai-chan or whatever! I'm Megumi! Plain old Megumi! Now get lost before I call the cops on you!" Just then, another normal looking girl walks by. She blinks, looking dumbstruck as she sees Megumi and Kurama.

"What the hell is going on here?" She asks. Then Kurama smiles, looking like he was just hit by cupid's arrow.

"Muranashilakai-hime!" Kurama squeals, yes squeals as he runs after the next victum of the Mary Sue insanity.

And there you have it, poor Kurama, doomed to a life of spontaneously falling in love.