Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Girl.
And so the second chapter of the insanity unfolds. Last time there was an evil cliffhanger, because evil cliffhangers are fun. Girl was hallucinating about Matrix people…except not really, she was just convincing herself (they really were there, not hallucinations brought on by unhealthy amounts of sugar) Then came the OGL, or Ominous Green Letters, being obscure and trying to 'free her mind'. Then they suddenly vanished, with the only clue as to why being "he's here". Then the chapter ended. This chapter is brought to you by Saddle-Oxfords & co; "They're not just torture devices for those who wear them, they're torture devices for those whom you kick while you are wearing them!"
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Calliope-Elven-Agent: This soon enough for you? grins Yay! Now you have a screen name that I can go review the stories of! And since you're my only reviewer for chapter one at this time, you get...POCKY!!!
Chapter 2: Interesting
Girl: Wait! Who's here? DAMMIT!!! [smacks unresponsive laptop and sighs] Ah, well; if it's an Agent or something of the sort I could prob'ly scare 'em off. [stands up, opens door, and walks downstairs] Helloooooooooo…anybody come to get me?
Shadowy Person: [holds up gun] Not to get you. Just to kill you. [steps out of shadows]
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Smith: Any last words?
Girl: SMELROND!!!
Smith: Eh? There's only one person who calls me that and she…looks exactly like you…[comprehension dawns, and smacks head] Why, out of all people?!? Why is it you?!?
Girl: Why is it you?!? And didn't you get explodified?
Smith: Shut up. I came back.
Girl: [thinks, then grins evilly] Heeeeey, you're an exile now, aren't yooooou…?
Smith: [stony silence]
Girl: [begins hopping/dancing around Smith in a circle, chanting] Smelrond's an exile! Smelrond's an exile! Smelrond's an exile!
Smith: [fumes]
Girl: [sudden thought] Say, if you're not an Agent anymore, then why the hell are you here?
Smith: Ummm…force of habit?
Girl (smugly): You thought they would let you back, didn't you?
Smith: Shut up. Since when did you know so much?
Girl: Well, after I got back, I asked my friends…
Smith: And how did you get away from the Merovingian and the Rebels?
Girl: After they figured out that you had just been using flawed logic when you said that I was the One, the French Miroku Poser sorta kinda kicked me out…
Smith: Hey, I wasn't the one who said you were the One!
Girl: But you believed it. And put me in the NetherCube. Which reminds me… [kicks Smith in the knee]
Smith: [clutches knee] What was that for!?!
Girl: You've got three guesses, and the first two don't count. [stomps on Smith's foot of uninjured leg]
Smith: [begins to hop on other foot, alternately clutching foot and knee] OWOWOWOWOW!!!
Girl: Muahahaha! Smelrond doesn't have Agent-speed anymore!
Smith: [still hopping] Were…they for…revenge?
Girl: Only the first one.
Smith: [still hopping] What…was the…second…one for…then?
Girl: Because it looks really funny when you hop like that.
Smith: I'm going…to get…you! [hops after Girl]
Girl: Meeheeheeheeheeheehee! [runs around the room, cackling insanely]
Some time later…
Both of them sit in chairs on the opposite side of the now trashed living room.
Girl: Soooooo, you're an exile now?
Smith: Yes.
Girl: Spiff.
Smith: So why are the Rebels contacting you?
Girl: No clue; they just showed up randomly on my computer screen and started spouting obscure junk, y'know?
Smith: Alice in Wonderland metaphors, I assume?
Girl: No, didn't get around to those, thank God. Sometimes I wonder if that's the only book they have.
Smith: Yeah. So what've you been doing for the past year?
Girl: Reading fanfics, watching sci-fi movies, hallucinating, chanting 'NetherCube' some…not much, really. You?
Smith: Getting explodified and honing my new special cloning power mostly. So you liked the name NetherCube?
Girl: Yeah, it's a really spiffy name. How'd you come up with it?
Smith: I had a lot of coffee that day.
Girl: Nice.
Suddenly, Neo bursts through the door and rushes in.
Neo: Fear not, for I have come to rescue you! You must come and find the Truth!
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YELLOW!!! YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW!!!
Smith: [stands and points at Neo] You again?!?
Neo: [turns from Girl and points wildly at Smith] You! You're supposed to be dead!
Smith: Am I not? [looks at hands]
Girl: [sees opportunity of escape] COME SMELROND!!! TO THE BATMOBILE!!! [grabs Smith's wrist and drags him to the garage and into her car, singing LotR theme loudly] DUN dun da da DUUUN!!! Da da DUN da da DUN da da DUUUN…DUN dun; DUN dun da da DUN…[continues after this, but I'm not going to write it all out]
Neo: [stands in living room, highly confused] What the hell…?
Smith: [sits in backseat of Girl's car as she begins to drive into street, also highly confused] What the hell…?
Girl: [drives recklessly, although not highly confused, as she is the only one who even semi-knows what is going on] Well. [smiles brightly] That was interesting.
A/N: Wow; you are all also probably just as confused as Neo and Smelrond, give or take a bit. Now organize your thoughts, and begin to realize (But not understand. This is Girl we're talking about, understanding is impossible) what the heck just happened here. Pretty much got it? Good. I will tell you something now. Smelrond is not the villain in this fic. Yep, he is now a quote on quote 'good guy', and will be part of the main group…thingy…ish… ness (since we all know that he's not really evil [winks at several reviewers of ASM]). He still hasn't changed much though. Oh, and another explanation of events that have passed, and events that are to come: it has been a year. Everyone still remembers Girl, they just don't recognize that it's her at first, because she is the last person they are expecting. So no, the Rebels and Smelrond were not targeting Girl on purpose (plus Neo wasn't around last time, so he wouldn't understand the 'yellow' thing). And I'm not telling who the villain is; you'll just have to see for yourselves. Muahahaha!