Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own anything except Girl.
AN: I am so incredibly sorry about the long wait, can y'all ever forgive me? Anyway, since I made you guys wait so long, and because I got so many nice reviews, I'm going to post two chapters today. Review answers will be at the beginning of chapter 4.
Last time, we had some fun plot development and plenty of Smelrond-induced insanity, with a little bit of confused Neo mixed in! (not that confused Neo is anything particularily new rolls eyes) Now Smelrond is in a car that is being driven by Girl. Will he survive? You will have to read this chapter to find out! By the way, this chapter is brought to you by Paint Scrapers; "The ultimate tool of the C.A.V.E.!"
Chapter 3: Movie
Girl is now zooming down city streets, where, fortunately for all involved, there aren't many other people driving on account of the late hour. Smelrond is about to have a heart attack.
Smith: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?
Girl: I'm driving!
Smith: THIS ISN'T DRIVING!!!
Girl: Of course it is! I only just got my license two days ago, after all.
Smith: WHAT?!?
Girl (not paying attention): [puts Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack in, and begins to hum loudly along with the music with eyes closed] DUN da da da da DUN dun dun DUN da da da da DUN dun dun…
Smith: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!
Girl: [swerves just in time] Stupid trees, they're always jumping into the road….
Smith (hyperventilating): You…are going…to get…both of us…killed…
Girl: No I'm not!
Smith: Yes…you are…can you…stop…the car…now…I think…you lost…the Rebels…
Girl: Hang on, we're almost there.
Smith: Almost where?
Girl: The movie theater. I want to see Return of the King again.
Smith: And let me guess; I'm going with you.
Girl: Yep.
Smith (thinking): I'm going to die. Again.
About 10 stomach-wrenching minutes later…
Girl: [drags Smith up to ticket-guy] Two for Return of the King, please. [pays, then drags Smith inside theater lobby]
Smith: Now what?
Girl: Popcorn, silly!
Smith: [sulks against wall while Girl waits in line]
Girl: [looks around while waiting, then notices three people walk inside] Clara?!? One?!? Two?!?
Clara: [looks around, then sees Girl] Oh my gosh, you! [runs over]
Girl: Hi Clara! [turns to Twins] Hi One! Hi Two! What are you all doing here?
Clara: I'm dragging One and Two to see RotK.
Girl: I'm going to see that right now too! And I'm dragging Smelrond along with me!
Two: Him? Why are you with him? We thought you hated him.
Girl: He showed up at my house after the Rebels sent their weird green-letter thingy to me. Then Neo showed up and tried to 'rescue' me, y'know? So I dragged him off, and drove here 'cause I wanna see this movie again.
One: That still doesn't make much sense to us.
Two: Or us.
Clara: Whatever, let's all sit together!
Girl: Yay! Oi, Smelrond! C'mon! [buys popcorn and heads for theater, followed by Clara and the Twins]
Smith: [follows as well, muttering] Don't call me that…
Later, during the movie…
--Elrond: Hello Aragorn.--
Smith: Hey, he looks like me! But with long hair and pointy ears!
Girl (whispering): That's Elrond.
One (whispering): We're right, he does look like his long-lost twin brother!
Two (whispering): We told us!
Clara: Ssshhh!
Smith: But how is that possible? He looks exactly like me! But he's not real!
Girl & Clara (loud whisper): Quiet!!!
Smith: Am I being stalked? Is it the Rebels? [is hit with several empty drink cups]
Everyone in the theater: SHUT UP!!!
Smith: Geeze, fine, fine. [thinking] I hate humans.
A/N: Heeheehee…tormenting Smelrond is fun. And now the Twins are back! and there was much rejoicing And Clara! more rejoicing Oh, and just pretend that RotK is still in theaters, 'cause it was when I wrote this chapter.