Disclaimer: I don't own the Matrix. I don't own the rabid fangirls, either.
Last time on 'The Nameless Sequel', poor Smelrond was introduced to Girl's insane driving, complete with trees that jump into the road! Then Girl dragged Smelrond to see LotR: RotK, where they met up with Clara and the Twins! Then Smelrond got yelled at for talking during the movie! All in all, a pretty fun chapter. Now for Chapter 4, brought to you by Several Poorly Written Matrix Fics; "We gav teh auther teh idea for this cahpter!11"
I got lots of reviews this time, yay!
Calliope-Elven-Agent: Nope, not Neo. Someone worse. And again, sorry 'bout the wait.
bloodredcherry: Whoops, missed that one. Hehehe...thank you for your compliments on my random one-time characters!
NyanMoon-Sama: Hi Brownie Child! Wow, pocky? Yay! [throws confetti on you in thanks] I would post my schedule...but I already lost it. [sweatdrops]
sentinalsquiddie: Thanks! Your review made me happy.
Dreamstrifer: Yes, the Twins are here! And no, they won't be separated this time. I don't want to be too mean to them. Wow, my sugar-induced stories are beautiful? Okay, you definitely get some pocky for that one! [gives box of pocky] Your review made me very happy. By the way, I really like your Fresca Files stories.
Maru-sha: So sorry about the review to your story. It's not the plot that's the main problem, it's mostly the grammar. I'm going to be brutally honest and say that trying to read it gave me a headache. (sorry, but it's true) Your character developement and origianality could use some work too. Just some constructive criticism here.
Chapter 4: Fangirl Trouble
The movie is over, and Girl, Smelrond, Clara, and the Twins are exiting the theatre.
Girl: So, how have you guys been doing?
Clara: Pretty good.
Two: Except for the fact that the Merovingian's accent is constantly driving us up the wall.
One: And he seems to be getting more senile by the day.
Girl: Ouch.
Then, they are noticed by a pack of Rabid Matrix Fangirls.
Random Rabid Fangirl #1: SMITH!!!
Random Rabid Fangirl #2: TWINS!!!
All Rabid Fangirls: [begin stampeding towards the hapless group]
Girl: RUN AWAAAAAAY!!!
All: [begin running frantically, attempting to escape the Rabid Fangirls]
Random RF: I LUV U SMITHIKINS!11!1
Smith: Smithikins…?
Random RF: TWINSIES R TEH KULEST!!11111
One & Two (simultaneously): Twinsies…?
Clara (to Girl): How…the hell…do they talk…in chatspeak…?
Girl (to Clara): I…have no clue…I think…it's just…a special…Rabid Fangirl power…
Clara (to Girl): Yeah…that's probably…it…
Then there followed an elaborate chase through alleys, over fences, and across rooftops. But still the fangirls chased them, shouting out (in chatspeak) embarrassing pet names for the poor Twins (Smelrond doesn't count because he already has one that he is called very, very often). Then our group took a wrong turn and wound up at the dead end of a narrow alley, with the Rabid Fangirls closing in.
Girl: ONE!!! TWO!!!
Clara: GHOST THROUGH THE WALL!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
One & Two: But…
Girl & Clara: JUST GO!!!
One & Two: [look very sad] All right… [ghost through the wall to safety]
Girl: Well, Clara, it was nice knowing you.
Clara: You too.
Smith: What about me?!?
Girl & Clara: [give Smith The Look]
Smith: grumble stupid mumble…
Random RF #1: UR MY FAVRIT CHAR EVR SITH11!1
Random RF#2: N0 H35 7H3 3VL B4D GUY!1! I H8 HIM!11 7H3 7WIN5 4R3 7H3 B357!111!
Clara (whispering to Girl): Oh bloody hell, they can talk in 1337 too?!
Girl (whispering to Clara): Never underestimate the powers of the Rabid Fangirls.
Random RF #1: HES NOT EVL!1!1 HES JSUT MISUNDRSTUD11!
Smith: MISUNDERSTOOD!?! I AM NOT MISUNDERSTOOD!!! [begins to leap towards the Rabid Fangirls, planning to obliterate them]
Girl: [restraining the furious Smith] NO!!! Your powers are no match for theirs!
Clara: [also restraining him] You will be glomped before you can even obliterate one of them!
Meanwhile, the Rabid Fangirls have broken into a death match over which character is best.
Random RF #1: AJENT SITH IS TEH ROXXORS!111111
Random RF #2: 7WIN5!1!1!11
Random RF #3: MORFUES IZ BETS!!1
Random RF #4: NO I75 N30!11!
Random RF #5: I LIK TEH MERVINGEEAN1111!
Random RF #3: OMG THAT IS SOOOO NOT KUL!11
Random RF #1: YAH TEH MIRAVIJEN SUXX1111!1
Random RF #2: 4ND H3 H45 4 R33LLY B4D 4X3N7!111!
Random RF #4: UR R33LLY 57UPID1111!1!
By now, Girl, Clara, and Smith are casually leaning against the wall and watching the Rabid Fangirls duke it out with a good deal of amusement.
Clara: Now, what's really interesting is that none of them can even spell their "favorite character's" name right.
Girl: Or they spell it with 1337, which technically isn't right.
Smith: And they've all ganged up on that one who likes the ahem 'Mervingeean'.
Clara: And the one who likes 'Morfues' is rather vindictive, by the looks of things.
Girl: And I never knew that you were an evil dark lord from a galaxy far, far away, 'Ajent Sith'.
Then, a rope ladder drops down from the top of the wall.
Two: Miss us?
Girl: [climbs up] Where'd you get the ladder?
One: That crowd down there, ironically enough. What with all their chatspeak and misspellings, they somehow managed to create a Plot Hole, which the ladder fell out of.
Clara: [climbs up] Interesting. I didn't know they could do that.
Smith: [begins to climb up]
Two (telepathically to One): So, should we let go of the ladder now?
One (telepathically to Two): No, we haven't tortured him enough yet. Leaving him to the mercy of the Rabid Fangirls would be too quick.
Two (telepathically to One): Good point. When we get revenge, we get revenge.
Both: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!