Disclaimer: Nope, I definitely don't own the Matrix.
Last time, Girl, Clara, the Twins, and Smith were bored, so they formed the IRFC! After stumbling upon two Rebels, Digit and Raven, Girl proceeded to frighten them, and they brought her to a decrepit old house to be freed. Of course, this was all part of the plan, and in the middle of the speech, the poor Rebels were interrupted by the rest of the IRFC, all decked out as Truce Fairies and singing. After some fun randomness, some People burst in. This chapter is brought to you by Theology class: "Nothing much to do on the first day, is there?"
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Calliope-Elven-Agent: Darn that silly 'ole real life. You are forgiven.
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Chapter 6: Attack of the Sues
People: Huh?
The people are then revealed to be Neo, Trinity, and Morpheus.
Neo: [points at Girl] You!
Girl: [big fake smile and wave] Hi. [turns to Trinity and waves more happily] Hiiiiii, Trinity!
Trinity: [double-take] It's you! I remember you! What are you doing here?
Girl: Truce Fairies! [points to Smith, Clara, and the Twins] Them too!
Trinity: [looks at Smith all decked out in Truce Fairy attire, and begins laughing hysterically]
Neo (still on his pointing track): [points at Smith] And you! [points at Twins] And you! [points at Clara] And…wait, who are you? I don't know you. Oh well, you too!
Morpheus: I remember you, you're that Yellow Pill Girl…
Raven: I am so confused…
Digit: You are not alone.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a girl with long, flowing, silver hair; green eyes; and a pink trenchcoat appeared.
Girl: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! IT'S A MARY-SUE!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!
Mary-Sue: OMG LOL OMG lyke, I found tem!111!!11 all in 1 place lol rotflmao omg11111!!one1eleven!1
Disembodied Booming Voice: V NICE I WILL TAK OVRE FRUM HRE
Girl and Clara: [clutch ears in agony] Our ears, our poor, poor ears! Make the chatspeak stooooop…
Girl and Clara: [clutch ears in agony] Our ears, our poor, poor ears! Make the chatspeak stooooop…
Trinity (who has by now stopped laughing): [freaks out] Déjà vu! That was déjà vu! What did they change!? What did they change!?
Neo: omg im so kyoot and angsty and junk [throws arm over face and angsts]
Smith: im so ebil DIE NEO DIE rawr!111!1
One: lol im a crzy ebil program im hott
Two: so tru rotflmao
Morpheus: dude im a broring ugly drugie lol
Trinity: i had a horible childhood adn im secretly suicidal and stuff
Clara: So that's what was changed…
Girl: Somebody's infiltrated the minds of all the canon characters, forcing them to act as they would in a Mary-Sue…
Raven: But how?
Digit: And who?
Girl: I don't know, but we have to snap them out of it before they start going slashy or something…
Girl, Clara, Digit, and Raven: [collective shudder]
Clara: I'll work on the Twins…
Girl: I'll fix Smelrond…
Digit: I'll take Neo and Trinity…
Raven: And I'll get Morpheus.
All: Right! [go to their respective people]
Clara: One! Two! Snap out of it! [shakes their shoulders]
Raven: Morpheus, free your mind! Hey, wait…
Digit: Neo? Trinity? Come on, guys!
Girl: Smelrond, resist it! Resist the Sues! [yells in his ear] RESIST!!!
Disembodied Booming Voice: IT IS USELESS TO RESIST!111!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!11!eleven1one
Girl: Resistance is never futile! [smacks Smith on the head] DAMMIT SMELROND, RESIST!!!
Smith: Owww…[rubs head] What just happened, now?
Girl: It worked! Everyone, smack your person on the head!
Clara: [smacks Twins on the head]
One and Two: Huh…? What's going on…?
Digit and Raven: We can't smack them!
Digit: Neo's the One!
Raven: Morpheus is our captain!
Both: And Trinity will beat us up!
Disembodied Booming Voice: U WILL NOT FREE TEM!11!!1
Girl: Oh? And what's stopping us, pray tell? [moves to smack Neo] Hehe…I've been wanting to do this…
Disembodied Booming Voice: THIS IS11!1
Girl, Clara, Smith, Digit, Raven, One, and Two: [vanish in a cloud of pink sparkles]
Disembodied Booming Voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA111!!!111
A/N: Eh, this chapter kinda dragged a bit. Sorry it took so long; can all of y'all forgive me? The next one should be here faster; school's started and this is what I write on when I'm bored in class (which happens a lot).