A/N Okay I'm back... in black (Okay too much MIB, I should stop watching that)
Anyway here's a fic (or dialogue) that I wrote for my very dear friend Kirsi... So try to enjoy of it.... That's an oder!
Dialogue for idiots
"Oy Remmy! Are ya deaf?! Answer me!""Sorry Siri, I didn't hear you until you called me the fifth time..."
"Oh... HEY! I'm not THAT stupid!"
"That
took you long enough... and yes you are... But you wouldn't be
Sirius
if you weren't that stupid..."
"Well
thanks.... I guess.... Anyway I was calling ya 'cos you're not
paying
attention to me!"
"Oh how could I do that! Bad me!"
"Sarcasm doesn't suit ya..."
"Hmm..."
"MOONY! Stop reading that book! Ya don't have to read it!
"Yes I do..."
"Are ya sure?"
"Yes"
"I thought that ya were Remus."
"Veeeeery funny, Sirius...."
"I'm always funny..."
"Yeah right..."
"Well yeah!"
"I'm not starting that again!"
"Why not? I know ya want to!"
"I don't!"
"Yes ya do!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Oh God...."
"What's that?"
"What's what?"
"God"
"You know God... Most people believe in Him."
"Why?"
"Why?! Do you always need a reason for doing something?"
"Yes I do."
"Really? Well I don't."
"Ya
don't!? The famous Remus Lupin doesn't need a reason, a good
reason, for doing something! I'm shocked!"
"Sarcasm doesn't suit you either.."
"Have ya ever actually done something without a reason?"
"No, but I will..."
"Like what?"
"Like this"
"Wha-"
"....."
"Whoa...
That was nice... Ya're good at that... I wouldn't have guessed
that...."
"Hmm.... And it did shut you up..."
"Was that your reason to kiss me?"
"No... I thought that I didn't have one."
"Well... I think ya had..."
"Oh had I? And what was it, if I may ask?
"I think that ya know.... It sure was my reason to kiss ya back..."
"Oh... I... Well... Yes..."
"Yes?"
"Yes I love you."
"Did I ask it?"
"No... You didn't have to..."
"Ya know me too well..."
"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"
"Dunno.... Both?"
"Maybe...."
"Remus?"
"Yes?"
"Did ya mean it?"
"What?"
"That ya love me"
"Yes... Do you?"
"What?"
"Love me?"
"Of
course I love ya! How couldn't I? Ya're sweet and funny and
smart and
sexy and beautiful and....."
"Padfoot!"
"What?"
"Shut up or I'll kiss you!"
"Hmm.... I think I'll take that risk..."
"Oh you're sooooo brave....."
"Sarcasm didn't suit ya earlier and it doesn't suit ya now...."
"Just kiss me, okay?"
"I love ya...."
"I know, honey, I know....."
The end!
A/N So If ya're alive and able to write then ya should (YA HAVE TO!) review... Thanks... by the way if the dialogue sounds odd it's all Hamlet-972's fault.... And don't flame me about Sirius' talking (ya-thing) 'cos I have always thought that he could talk like that... It suits him... That's it!