A/N: Hi! So glad you could join me today. Why am I so happy? I'm caffeine high and sugar high so when you started to read I had to say hi! Now onto a hopefully longer chapter than the last.

Part 6: A day of bloody hell

Remus and Sirius didn't speak to James for the rest of the day, but instead decided to glare at him like Severus Snape would at something cute and innocent like himself. He was truly fed up and they wouldn't explain why they were so pissed. Tired of their fury he walked off from dinner. After all, it was only a kiss.

B.J.: But you hope for more to come Jamsies.

"Shut up," James muttered to himself. B.J. just smiled widely.

B.J.: You do a real good job at denying yourself what you want. Believe it or not, there's another option on how to take care of an erection. One I'm sure you'd prefer….

"Shut up," James whined quietly. He kept talking.

B.J.: I mean it really wouldn't be that bad, she could teach you some tricks or you could teach her… or you can nick Paddy's book, I'm sure even he hasn't tried everything in it…

"You - are - sick" James said pausing at every syllable

B.J.: I'm you James… I'm you…

James decided to ignore the inner demon and grab a snack so he could go to the tower. His voices never seem to get there. After grabbing a large platter of food and a carafe of pumpkin juice he walked carefully up the stairs into his tower. He sat down and watched the sun set while he nibbled on some crackers, spreading cream cheese on them. There was a knock and the door opened. "Hey," Ginny said, she too had a plate with her. "Hi," James said back.

"I'd saw you leave, Sirius and Remus glaring daggers at you also?" Ginny said. "I thought you'd like some company," she said scooting closer to him. James smiled at her, "thanks, I actually get lonely up her sometimes. I always wanted to share this room with someone but I always felt that-" "-if they're meant to see it they'll find it themselves," Ginny finished. James looked at her wide eyed. "Exactly! But this place is always good if you just want to think, It was a shock when I first found this room," James said turning red at the memory. "I screamed like a little girl because it-" James said. "Looked like you was falling," Ginny finished. "You like doing that don't you?" James said raising an eyebrow. "What?" Ginny said faking an innocent look and failing miserably. James laughed. "You are really something incredible you know that?" James said chuckling.

Ginny smiled at him. 'Kiss him! Kiss him!' her head was chanting. She ignored it but it just continued to get louder and louder. "Wanna try?" James said offering her a cracker. "Cream cheese and crackers? Of course. It's-" Ginny said. "My favourite," James said quietly. "Exactly," Ginny said accepting the cracker. She observed his cheese collection. "No Swiss?" Ginny asked surprised. "I hate Swiss it's too-" "holy," Ginny said. She seemed to be getting closer and James was getting uncomfortable. "I prefer Monterey Jack myself, it's just so-" Ginny started. "sharp," James said, his eyes watching her lips. "Exactly," Ginny breathed on him. She brushed her lips against his and slowly deepened it. She wrapped her arms around his neck as her tongue explored his mouth.

"I think I prefer this to the cheese," Ginny said as James trailed his tongue along her jawbone. He made soft kisses down her neck and she let out a small moan. "I can't help but agree," he said before he started kissing her collar bone. His hands went into her shirt yet again and this time, she didn't complain. He ran his hand up and down her back, playing with her bra strap from time to time. He tried to remove her bra and she backed away, rubbing a hand through her hair. "Sorry if I lead you on, I think I ought to go to bed now," she said as she made her way to the door. The moment it closed James looked at the sky. "Merlin, you like screwing me around don't you? Gives you a big laugh, well hardy, har, har," He said glaring. He kicked the air and his foot hit a wall. "Ouch son of a-," "Are you okay? I heard a noise and went to see if you was okay," Ginny's head appeared through the door. "I'm fine," James said through gritted teeth. "Oh, goodnight!" she smiled and walked off.

James entered his common room pissed at Merlin for making him believe he had luck and biting him on the ass. "Hey perv," Sirius said as he entered. "Fuck off," James said. "Ooh, sounds like somebody didn't get any," Sirius said in a mock baby voice. "Does wittle baby Jamsies have an erwection? Baby want some lotion?" Sirius said laughing. "Keep laughing and I'll lynch you in Snape's dungeon butt naked and the set you on fire yelling 'Sirius is Siriusly burning!'" James said. "What's with him?" Remus asked as he walked in the room, a book in hand. "Jamsies has an erection," Sirius said grinning like a mad man. "Lotion's next to Sirius bed, wash your hand after your done," Remus said, engrossed in the book, but laughing all the same. "You know what, fuck you," James said glaring at his friends. "And it's not funny! At least I get to 2nd base! Where do you get? Nowhere!" James yelled at his laughing friends. They shut up immediately.

Next day

"Feeling better today?" Sirius asked James as he piled his plate with sausage. "You've got Slytherins first thing in the morning," James said ignoring his past comment. "Thank you Professor Trawlney," Sirius said sarcastically. James used orange slices as glasses and put them in front of his eyes. "Ahh… I see that Snivellrus will have children when Sirius Black swings the other way and Mercury and Venus begin to mate," James said mimicking the airy-fairy voice of Trawlney. Sirius did the same with orange slices and said, "I see that Cho Chang will grow boobs in the next millennium," in the exact same voice. They both laughed.

"What are you doing?" Remus asked looking up from his book. "I see that Remus Lupin will marry his novel when he's done reading it and that it will be his 500th wedding to a gigantic boulder of a book," James said. Remus threw a piece of sausage at James and hit him on the cheek. James took a syrupy pancake and threw it at Remus, getting blueberry syrup on his glasses. Sirius laughed at them loudly. Remus and James winked at each other and then dumped a bowl of porridge on his head, topping it with two raisins and a bacon strip in the form of a smile. Sirius stood up. "FOOD FIGHT!" he bellowed. At the mention of it several foods were tossed at him as he tried to duck.

They were all playing so much that they forgot about the bell which had just went off. They all grudgingly walked to class, sticky and gross, imagining what Filch would say when he saw the castle a mess. Ginny bumped into James along the way. "Hey professor," Ginny said. "Hey yourself," he said smiling. "Shouldn't we be going to our classes?" Ginny said, noticing they were deserted and Ginny was up against a wall. "I think," he said kissing her sticky lips, "that- class- can- wait," James said between kisses. "Snape will kill me," Ginny said reluctantly. "Snape is nothing but a stupid git," James said, smothering her neck in kisses, "And you need a nice cleanup." "Yes, but you have 7th years to attend to, see you James, Ginny said, slipping past him and walking towards class. James rumpled his hair, spreading grits in it worse than it was. 'How does she always do that?' James thought to himself while he walked to class.

Ginny walked reluctantly to class scourgfying herself on the way. As she opened the door to the dungeons she mumbled a useless apology. "10 points from Griffyndor for your lateness Ms. Weasley." he said as Ginny sat down next to Amanda and Neville, who was forced to take the class over by his grandmother. "Today we are making the Veritaserum, instructions are on the board, by the end of the day, each of you will test someone else's potion. START!" He barked at the class. "That guy needs a tampon," Ginny muttered to Amanda who nodded in agreement.

"This is so boring," Ginny said quietly to her friend. "Ms. Weasley! 15 points from Griffyndor for talking during class!" Snape said, standing next to her. "Okay, sorry, don't get your knickers all twisted up," Ginny said raising her hands in surrender.

"Another 5 points for disrespecting your teacher. maybe you've had too much quality time with a James Potter, but you must not use that attitude in my class, no matter how much he's corrupted your mind in what ways," Snape barked. Ginny turned red and stood up. Amanda tugged at her sleeve. "Sit down Ginny, sit down," she pleaded. "You're not the big man you pretend to be. Snivellrus," Ginny said glaring at the man. His face turned white with rage. He went to his desk, scribbled a furious note and shoved it at her desk. "Take that to your head of house," He said glaringly. Ginny grabbed her stuff, cleaned her cauldron and put the note in her fist, before storming out. "And don't come back!" she heard Snape yell. She sent a rude gesture at him and left the room.

Ginny walked heatedly to Professor Potter's class , her fist clenched tightly. She kicked a wall on the way, hoping to vent a little but ended up hurting her toe. "STUPID SON OF A BI-" "Gin?" came James' voice . "Hi professor," she said through gritted teeth. He let her in the class of seventh years. "Uh, I thought you was in Potions with Snape?" James said. "James, don't mention that bastards name to me," Ginny said. The whole class was watching the exchange silently.

She handed him a note and sat down next to Ron, who was next to Harry, who was in the front of the class. James opened the note interestedly. "Hmm… disrespecting the teacher… suggesting to give teacher tampons… talking in class… talking back to teacher… calling the teacher a Snivellrus… making rude gestures at teacher…" James muttered out loud. "This true?" he asked, looking amused. Ginny nodded. "Class dismissed, no homework, now get out before I change my mind," James said. Several kids looked at Ginny jealously and some whispered 'have fun' in which Ginny just flipped them off.

James closed the door and looked at Ginny leaning on the door with his arms crossed. He grinned. She looked confused. "You can't really yell at your teacher y'know, emotional outburst, whew, those can be dangerous. Yelling at Snape is out of the question, I can't yell at Snape, you can't yell at Snape, no unless, he can't hear you," James said winking. "Did you really offer him a tampon?" James said grinning. "No I told Amanda he needed one. I didn't even know he'd heard that!" Ginny said waving her arms wildly. James kept smiling. He shook his head. "You shouldn't do that, really, Snape has hearing like the bat he is," James said. The bell rang for the next class. Ginny made for the door, but James stopped her. "No good bye? I'm hurt," James said pouting. Ginny smiled and kissed him gently. "Gotta go! Bye James," Ginny said smiling. He moved for her to leave the classroom and she walked out with out another glance.

"I wonder what's going to happen when Harry finds out," came a voice from the end of the classroom. She looked furious and she had a rather fierce hold on her bag. "Harry won't find out Ms. Granger," James informed her. "He loves that girl, and you know it," Hermione said dangerously. "You don't even know why they aren't together do you Granger?" James said, his voice rising. She opened her mouth to speak but he continued. "He found him in bed, in bed with that Cho Chang girl! That's not love! I thought Lily loved me! But no… she went off sleeping with Diggory! And you know what? At that moment I was happy that the bitch died!" James yelled.

"Professor, don't say that," Hermione said. "Like mother like son eh? His mum was a cheating bitch and he's a cheating bastard! Perfect fucking match!" James yelled. "Yeah, but your basically widowed and insulting your wife by leading Ginny on," Hermione said. "Ho, ho! Leading her on am I? May I tell you something? Ginny leads me on every night and then says she's got to go to bed." They didn't notice the students looking through the window pane on the door. "I understand and I listen because I care about her and understand! Harry! He was impatient, he didn't have enough patients for someone so beautiful that I would kill myself if I hurt her! Does that sound like I'm leading her on? Oh and as for a matter of fact, I left Lily the night I caught her at Diggory's house. His wife invited me over and said that she found those two going at it! And that was hours before she died. She screwed up on her judgement day and I hope she's rotting in bloody fucking hell," James yelled. Hermione puffed out her chest. "No matter how you feel I'm telling Sirius and Remus, you sick fuck," Hermione said. She stormed out the classroom. "They already know you stupid fucking bitch!" he yelled through the door. He looked down and saw several terrified looking 1st years. "C'mon in class," he said straining for a normal smile.

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