Disclaimerner: I dunna own DNAngel! I'm not even going to pretend I do! The only thing I own that's even close to DNAngel is the first volume of the manga. Which also leads to my total lack of knowledge when it comes to DNAngel. Don't hurt me please. ï I also don't own Barbie or Mario.
Warningz: This story has Shonen-ai type things, nonsense, OOCness, and violence! :O
Daisuke Niwa was a boy, but not just any boy! He was a boy that liked to play "Dress Up Wiz in Barbie Clothes". Only on occasional days though, only on occasional days. Today was an occasional day however, and so Wiz was wearing a faerie princess dress, ballet princess shoes, and a magical princess tiara.
"Kyuu!" moaned Wiz pathetically. Daisuke smiled and picked up Wiz.
"What's that you say princess? You want to go for a swim in the bathtub?" Daisuke walked over to the bathroom and started filling the tub with hot water. Wiz futilely struggled to escape. "Here you go wiz have a fun swim!" Daisuke giggled while dropping Wiz in the tub.
Daisuke yawned and stretched his arms. "Man I'm tired, I should head to bed." He shuffled back to his room leaving Wiz behind to drown. Luckily, Wiz managed to escape to Bathtub and survived to live another day.
When
Daisuke arrived at his room, however, he found Dark sitting on his
floor eating a sandwich and staring at the wall. "Hey Dark, what
are you doing here?"
Dark sad faced at Daisuke. "I've
been here all day, eating my sandwich and watching the wall. It's
quite unthrilling."
"...I never would have guessed."
"Well then it's a good thing I told you."
All of a sudden, in busted the Satoshi through the wall that Dark was staring at. "Why aren't you out stealing priceless items from museums so that I may try and stop you?" he raged at Dark.
"But... It's cold outside!" argued Dark.
"But... It's the only fun of my day!" argued Satoshi.
"But... It's a me! Mario!" argued? Mario.
In the end, Satoshi was made to fix the wall with duct tape and maple syrup while Dark and Daisuke went and partied at McDonalds. Or just ordered 16 double cheeseburger meals and then left without obtaining the meals or paying. Either way is the truth!
When Dark and Daisuke got home, Satoshi had already fixed the wall and left. Leaving Dark and Daisuke alone.
"Ok Dark, now go home and get some sleep so we can go steal treasure tomorrow." Daisuke pretended to mad face while Dark sad faced again.
"But I wanted to sleep over! It would be fun! We could stay up late watching movies and eating potato chips and painting our toenails and talking about boys and listening to the coolestest new Cds!"
"... No. You can stay over night, but you have to sleep on the floor."
"Deal! But then I get all the blankets in your house!"
"But if you take all the blankets, then where will I sleep?" Daisuke asked Dark who was grinning like a circus clown.
"With me on the floor, naked and cuddling!" Dark seductively yelled. Daisuke gasped.
"Are you trying to seduce me?" He questioned the seductive teen.
"Yes I am!" giggled Dark. Daisuke pretended to look shocked.
"How unacceptable! I can not be seduced without first marriage!"
"Well than," began Dark. "We shall get married! Tonight!" Ended Dark.
"I need to think about this for a second...Yeah ok. Let's go!" said the red headed cutie.
So they went and got married with many guests to say congratulations and eat free cake. Dark wore a stylish tuxedo, and Daisuke wore a sexy little pineapple suit. It was a very grand wedding with happy fun all over the place. The married couple lived happy times and even had two childrens named Lucasius and Shanianianini. It was splendid indeed for many years to come.
The End
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