I don't own Jak 2
Means to an End
Chapter 3
Bloody sour cow. The day she figures everything out they'll have a parade. Be unfortunately that's as likely as Daxter getting laryngitis.
Besides fighting with her keeps me on my toes. Not that I'll ever tell her that. Anyways metal heads to kill. Old tattoo face wants us to protect this so called 'sacred place'. What a lame mission. I bet May got some heist and gets to blow something up. Her methods are low key but no less effective. Plus everyone seems to like her. Torn gives her the best mission from a carnage perspective. And because she knows Sig (Or uncle Sig to her). She doesn't have to go trudging through the sewers and gets to kill more metal heads. So she has more powers that me. Highly irritating. Give me time though.
Bang, Bang.
I pick two off
I charge round a corner and instantly regret it. They can now shoot. I dive back and blow them to pieces with the blaster. Yep May's probably having more fun
I came away from my latest mission somewhat unscathed
Had to heist a shipment of scrap parts for her ladyship Keira. Her and her stupid project. Why Torn didn't give Jak this mission is beyond me. He'd love to see his bitchy little cow again. He probably got to shoot metal heads in dead town and is having the time of his life. I recklessly drive through the city in a two seater avoiding guard, civilians and buildings. Yep I got to steal parts and Jak got to do something that might actually help.
Stupid metal heads and their stupid cannon/ dark eco glob shooter and their fancy footwork. I blast the last two and take a look at the sacred site. It's the Green Sages Hut!
We are really in the future. A horrible dark twisted future. A horrible future
This sucks man.
As we're walking back through dead town I see Daxter is looking at me curiously
"What" I was short my mood wasn't good
"Ya know what you were saying about May earlier and her mask and all that?"
Where's this going?
"Sure why"
"You have one to"
Never expected that
"You noticed huh?"
"How could I not but you know what keep it up, together till this is over then cry your heart out we cant do anything till then. Once the Barons dead then we can get on with our lives"
"Since when did you get so insightful?"
"I spent two years trying to save you ass, I learnt some stuff during that time"
"Okay but there won't be any crying"
"If you say so." Daxter was right, it would be emotional more so for May than me. But I know it'll be alright in the end.
May brought her zoomer into park near the stadium grabbed the parts which had been sitting on the passenger side. She had to be careful when driving. Jak was lucky he could cover his ass when he had the guard on his tail with her orange rat. She couldn't.
Two deep breaths and she stormed into Keiras garage looking every bit the tough girl
"Yo blue haired bitch, Torn had me heist a buncha part fer ya so get yer ass out here and give me my commission and I won't turn ya into soup like you deserve."
"Keep ya hair on May" She appeared from behind the curtain "I was expecting Jak"
"Well ya got me so have over me money then I can be out of your life not a moment to soon in my opinion"
"No cash this time think of it as payback for last time"
"Last time I was injured because of you so that put the price up I could have got four times the amount you gave me on the black market. It was a favour, not that you deserved one so hand over the fee and you can have you parts, otherwise last time I'll just seem like a paper cut compared with what I could to" May drew her Wakizashi and held it level. "Pay up of I get slashy"
"Keira whats going on is this lady bothering you"
"Erol thank god she was threatening me" Mays eye flicked from Keira to Erol.
"You know this bastard?"
"Hes no bastard"
"Whats she doing to you Keira"
"Parts for my project she had more than enough for the last job so I aint paying for this one she was gonna kill me"
"I'll deal with this. Get out missy come near her again and I'll have you arrested"
Erol moved between myself and Keira I put my Wakizashi into its scabbard slowly then in one motion drew my katana and clobbered him with it.
"Pay up NOW!"
I like it when violence helps me out
Keira obviously terrified handed me a bag of coins quickly. I checked it was the right amount and tossed the parts on top of Erols ko'ed form. I'll kill him another day
I turned just before I left
"Do yerself a favour and stay away from scum like him, he'll do ya no favours." I turned and left leaving Keira to fuss over that piece of crap. They deserve each other
