Ana-chan: YAY NEXT CHAPPY! Hope ya'll like it!! And for my pleasure Iruka will be in this chappy!! YAY IRUKA!!!

Iru-chan: What about me?

Ana-chan: glomp Nothin'! Just telling the people how you're going to be in this chappy.

Iru-chan: Ulp! Can't.... breath...XX

Ana-chan: startled IRU-CHAN!!! Umm...well on with the chappy!! Tries to help Iru-chan out of faint

Narrator's POV:

Sun light streamed through the window and across Naruto's face. Rubbing his eyes, he sat up. Looking around, he noticed that things weren't quite right. HE WAS IN ANOTHER PERSONS BED!

Naruto's POV:

WHAT THE HELL?! How'd I get here? Whose house is this? Wait...I was with Sasuke last night...That's it! The ass drugged me! HOW DARE HE! I'll kill...Hold on now.... what's that smell? It smells really good...it smells like BACON!!!

Narrator's POV:

Getting up, Naruto shuffled to the door of the bedroom. Opening it, sunshine washed over his body, warming him. Walking through the living room and into the kitchen, Naruto spotted Sasuke. The youth was standing at the stove in a black apron making eggs and bacon. Glancing up, Sasuke noticed Naruto standing in the doorway.

"Morning ass." Sasuke said, smirking.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. How'd I end up in your bed?" Naruto asked.

"You walked me home last night then came in and fell asleep at midnight." Sasuke replied, returning to the bacon.

"That explains things. How long till breakfast? Which smells very good I might add." Naruto asked, sitting at the kitchen table.

"Give me a minute and then you can eat." Sasuke replied with a chuckle.

"What's so funny bastard?" Naruto asked, looking at Sasuke.

"One word ass. Pants." Sasuke said from the stove.

Glancing down, Naruto found that he didn't have any pants on. He'd been sitting in Sasuke's kitchen in just his boxers! How'd he not notice?! Jumping up, Naruto ran from the kitchen and straight to Sasuke's room.

Sasuke's POV:

Wow.... he really is a moron. Didn't he notice? How dense is he?! My god! Though, to tell the truth, he did look pretty damn good in just his boxers. He's quite buff to my surprise. WHAT?! Sasuke what the hell was with that last thought?! Oh, yeah, forgot. He knows about the whole gay thing... that's good. At least, I think it is.... Oh well.

Narrator's POV:

Walking back into the living room, Naruto was stopped by the doorbell. Since Sasuke was in the kitchen, Naruto took it upon himself to answer the door. Opening the door, Naruto's mouth fell open as he saw who was at the door. It was his old teacher! Iruka!!! What the hell was he doing there? At this hour?!

"Well, its nice to see you to Naruto-kun." Iruka said, chuckling slightly.

"Master Iruka. Umm.... hi I guess." Naruto said as Iruka walked into the living room.

"Naruto? Whose at the door?" Sasuke asked, coming out of the kitchen.

"Good morning Sasuke-kun." Iruka replied, smiling.

"To you too Master Iruka." Sasuke replied.

"Sasuke, I'm gonna take off. Thanks for last night. It was cool hanging with you." Naruto said, about to exit.

"Hang on Naruto. I'd like to talk to you and Sasuke if you don't mind." Iruka replied.

"Sure. That's cool. Breakfast is ready. Come on." Sasuke said, leading the way to the kitchen.

Walking into the kitchen, Naruto and Iruka took a seat at the kitchen table. Sasuke then presided to place heaping plates of eggs in front of the others and his seats. Then he came over with a large plate of bacon. Sitting down, Sasuke began to salt and pepper his eggs. After a few bites of egg and bacon, Iruka began.

"Now, boys. I know how much this team means to you," Iruka began.

"NO! Master Iruka! Please don't split Naruto and I up." Sasuke pleaded.

"What? I don't know what you are talking about Sasuke. What I came here to tell you is that Sakura will no longer be on your team. She has been expelled." Iruka continued, looking from Naruto to Sasuke and back again.

"What? What did Sakura-kun do Iruka?" Naruto asked, his fork inches from his mouth.

"Well, lets just say she...ummm... "Came out of the closet"." Iruka said.

"Whoa.... you mean she's a les?" Naruto asked, shocked.

"That is correct Naruto. She and her family have been asked to leave the village." Iruka replied.

After talking about what would happen to Sasuke and Naruto's group, Iruka left the two of them. As soon as Iruka left, Naruto began to cry. Walking over from where he had been at the sink, Sasuke tried to calm Naruto.

"Dobe, we're gonna be fine." Sasuke said, lifting Naruto's head out of his arms.

"How the hell are we gonna be fine?! Huh?! They're splitting us up!! Our group I mean." Naruto stammered through sobs.

"Naruto. Listen. They can split our group up. Hell, they can banish you to another village. But you will always be my dobe." Sasuke replied, smiling slightly.

"Sasuke. I just don't know..."Naruto replied, placing his head back in his arms.

"Listen to me Naruto-chan. We will be fine. They can never, ever break the special bond you and I have. Do you understand? Never. We will be as one forever." Sasuke said, lifting Naruto's head so he could stare into the blonde's eyes.

"Sasuke-chan." Naruto replied before placing his arms around Sasuke's waist and hugging him.

Ana-chan: NAYAHAHA!! Chappy go bye-bye!! I'm not that evil!! Well, if ya'll want to see what happens to everyone's favorite Naruto yaio pairing, I guess you'll have to read the next chapter!! That is, you can read it after I post it o'course!! Review pwease!!