Disclaimer- Anything POTC is not mine.
"Let me start with Barbossa. You and your crew are filthy, vile creatures. But you blew up the Interceptor. I hated that bloody ship. Commodore was always bragging about it." said Elizabeth.
"I am a pirate. And an evil one at that." said Barbossa graciously.
"Jack. You're always drunk and you love rum too much. But you helped save me." said Elizabeth.
"Aye! I do love me rum!"
"Will. You always think you're so sexy and brave and it gets rather annoying. Yet you got me out of marrying Commodore. A big thank you for that. He is soooooo old and it would have been really disgusting."
"I don't think I'm brave and sexy!" said Will, as he took out a pocket mirror and started admiring himself.
Everyone else stared at him for a moment and Elizabeth let out a sigh of disbelief and frustration.
"Well, what I don't like about myself is that I need paint to give me cleavage."
Jack and Barbossa stared some more. Even Will looked up from his mirror.
"Well, that's interesting." said Jack. "And what do you like about yourself?" he asked curiously.
"I end up with cleavage!" cried Elizabeth happily.
The moment that followed is too awkward to explain, but it included some more staring, and Elizabeth suddenly becoming quiet.
"Ummm...shall I go next?" asked Jack, breaking the silence.
Will and Barbossa were still staring at Elizabeth. She slapped them.
"Please do, Jack." said Elizabeth, as Will and Barbossa rubbed their cheeks tenderly. Jack, glad to have his jaw still intact, began his list, hoping feverishly that he wasn't going to say anything that would upset Elizabeth.
A/N: Sorry! This even shorter than the other chapters! Also, I do not mean to insult Mr.Turner or anyone else.