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Jack took no time at all to think of something that he didn't like about Barbossa.

"You stole my ship!" he said, in a very Ana-Maria-ish like way.

"I never really meant to cast you out on that island with naught but a name and your one shot pistol. I meant to go back for you." said Barbossa.

Everyone issued a cough that sounded a lot like "liar!"

"But you didn't!" exclaimed Elizabeth, again in another very Ana-Maria-ish way.

Now Jack was starting to realize just how much he missed her.

"Barbossa, as a dishonest man I can honestly not like anything about you, and that's just what I like."

No one except Jack seemed to understand what he had just said.

But still he continued, not noticing this.

"Will. You were flirting with Ana-Maria."

"Was I?"

Elizabeth stared in horror at Will, and slapped him.

"Did I deserve that?" asked Will, his cheek sorer than ever.

"You did mate." said Jack now feeling a little pity for him.

"But I liked it when you were flirting with Gibbs." he continued playfully.

"I was not!" exclaimed Will defensively.

Everyone stared yet again.

"Just kidding. See? What I really like about you is that you make me laugh."

Will was very grateful to Jack. That information was never supposed to leave the cabin.

"But I digress. Elizabeth, you never really trusted me. And you burned up all the rum on the little island, God forbid I should ever return!"

"But it saved us from the island, didn't it?"

"Yes, but only to have me brought back to Port Royale to be hanged! However, you also came to save me when my crew wouldn't."

Elizabeth nodded graciously.

"What I dislike about myself is that I taunted Will about not being able to get a girl when I couldn't get one myself. What I do like is that I'm the most honest pirate there could be; I never take from the poor, just a little here and there from the rich."

Somehow Jack was earnest in his words. He meant what he had said. He and his crew were sincere and the most honest pirates you could think of. Which doesn't say much about him and his crew. Of course, they were still pirates.

"I'll go next!" said Will, eager to have his turn.

A/N: Again, I do not mean to insult Mr. Turner or anyone else. Plus, I just decided to add in that part for everyone who likes Jack/Ana fics. Perhaps someday I'll write a Pintel/Ragetti fic.What would you say to that? Please R&R!