Link The Housekeeper
part 2
Last Time:
Link meets Mz/Chx for departure for her trip. Now it's just him, his subconsious, and a huge housekeeping manual.
Comments:
Thanx people for reviewing! Maybe we can break the record for reviews!
The most I've ever gotten for 1 story was...13.
God, I must suck. XD
Chapter 2: The Microwave
Link: (holding the packet in both hands) [I'm alone.] (sighs sadly)
[his thoughts are suddenly interrupted by the grumbling sounds of the bottomless pit that is his stomach.]
Link: (clutching his belly) Goddesses, I'm hungry...Where's the kitchen...
[after 20 minutes of looking through the house for the kitchen, he finally finds it while creating a mental map of the house. HA! What stupid person could take 20 minutes to find the kitchen in such a small home?! Link, that's who!]
Link: (looking around) Hmm, there's a sink...a cabinet...this must be the kitchen!
[the 17 year old realizes he still has the packet and turns to the first page]
Link: (struggling to read the packet written in English0 "Dear...Link...w-wel-come to my house...I hope you will take good care of it..."
[beeeeep! turn the page! hahaha. AHEM! Oh and on that page is a convieniently well-written...]
Link: (turns the page) "T-T...able of contents..." OOH! How convienient! Let's see...kitchen...kitchen...HA! Kitchen! "page 17".
[beeeeeeeep! turn the page!]
Link: "The kitchen is the room connected to the dining room and should be easy to find unless you have taken an entire tour of the house, you dumbass." {GRRRRRRR...} "There is some food inside the refrigerator. That is the big white cabinet that is cold on the inside."
[he looks around]
Link: That must be it. "In the top door, I made some bento meals for you. You DO know what a bento is right?".
[the happy Link tears open the freezer door and sees several disposable Japanese Lunch Boxes neatly stacked on top of one another]
Link: DUDE! Bentos! (looks back at packet) "This will most likely need re-heating unless you want them ice-cube st-st-STYLE. See bottom of the page for how to use the microwave."
[he does so]
Link: "The m-microwave is the big black box with a screen and several buttons. Not to be confused with my tell-luh-vish-on in my room, duh." (rolls eyes) "Press the biggest button to open the door"
[he finds the microwave successfuly and leans in close to the door]
Link: THIS is the microwave? Hmm... (presses the "open button") OWW!
[and wouldn't ya know it, it smacks him dead in the face]
Link: (rubs nose) Hot-cha! I'm gonna feel that in the morning..."After getting smacked in the face by the door (stupid) place your OPEN bento container(s) into the microwave and shut the door."
[he opens both compartments of the bento and puts them in the mic, not including the cover. He's not THAT dumb...]
Link: "Press the number buttons in this order...2-5-0 and press START" (beep beep beep BEEEEEP. Voooooooooooooooooom).
[he stares at his spinning dish in awe.]
Link: DUDE! It spins!
[after said 2 minutes and fifty seconds of staring...]
(BEEEEEEEEEP!)
Link: I guess that means it's done. (takes out his bento and drops it on the counter in haste) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! She didn't say anything about the food burning my precious skin!
[looks at the packet]
Link: "Warning, your food might be very VERY hot after being microwaved. Please let it sit to cool unless you burned your hands already." GOD! I hate her!! (frowns) "There is a fork in the drawer to the left of the sink."
[he goes in the drawer, grabs the fork, and chows down his meal. And the other. And the OTHER. And the OTHERS.]
Link: (burrrrrrrrrrrp!) Man, I'm stuffed. Is there anything in the packet about being stuffed? (grabs packet) "Oh, and just to let you know, those meals in the freezer have to last you all week."
[insert blank stare here]
Link: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!
[about 10 minutes later, Link is watching the microwave again. There's something in it, but not FOOD.]
Link: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Gooooooo empty plastic cup! Melt! Melt! Melt!
end chapter 2
So, how was the second chapter? Being that this is his first time using the microwave, you'd think he WOULD be heating things other than food. NOT GOOD!!
Hmm...this story hasn't been TOO disastrous...yet
part 2
Last Time:
Link meets Mz/Chx for departure for her trip. Now it's just him, his subconsious, and a huge housekeeping manual.
Comments:
Thanx people for reviewing! Maybe we can break the record for reviews!
The most I've ever gotten for 1 story was...13.
God, I must suck. XD
Chapter 2: The Microwave
Link: (holding the packet in both hands) [I'm alone.] (sighs sadly)
[his thoughts are suddenly interrupted by the grumbling sounds of the bottomless pit that is his stomach.]
Link: (clutching his belly) Goddesses, I'm hungry...Where's the kitchen...
[after 20 minutes of looking through the house for the kitchen, he finally finds it while creating a mental map of the house. HA! What stupid person could take 20 minutes to find the kitchen in such a small home?! Link, that's who!]
Link: (looking around) Hmm, there's a sink...a cabinet...this must be the kitchen!
[the 17 year old realizes he still has the packet and turns to the first page]
Link: (struggling to read the packet written in English0 "Dear...Link...w-wel-come to my house...I hope you will take good care of it..."
[beeeeep! turn the page! hahaha. AHEM! Oh and on that page is a convieniently well-written...]
Link: (turns the page) "T-T...able of contents..." OOH! How convienient! Let's see...kitchen...kitchen...HA! Kitchen! "page 17".
[beeeeeeeep! turn the page!]
Link: "The kitchen is the room connected to the dining room and should be easy to find unless you have taken an entire tour of the house, you dumbass." {GRRRRRRR...} "There is some food inside the refrigerator. That is the big white cabinet that is cold on the inside."
[he looks around]
Link: That must be it. "In the top door, I made some bento meals for you. You DO know what a bento is right?".
[the happy Link tears open the freezer door and sees several disposable Japanese Lunch Boxes neatly stacked on top of one another]
Link: DUDE! Bentos! (looks back at packet) "This will most likely need re-heating unless you want them ice-cube st-st-STYLE. See bottom of the page for how to use the microwave."
[he does so]
Link: "The m-microwave is the big black box with a screen and several buttons. Not to be confused with my tell-luh-vish-on in my room, duh." (rolls eyes) "Press the biggest button to open the door"
[he finds the microwave successfuly and leans in close to the door]
Link: THIS is the microwave? Hmm... (presses the "open button") OWW!
[and wouldn't ya know it, it smacks him dead in the face]
Link: (rubs nose) Hot-cha! I'm gonna feel that in the morning..."After getting smacked in the face by the door (stupid) place your OPEN bento container(s) into the microwave and shut the door."
[he opens both compartments of the bento and puts them in the mic, not including the cover. He's not THAT dumb...]
Link: "Press the number buttons in this order...2-5-0 and press START" (beep beep beep BEEEEEP. Voooooooooooooooooom).
[he stares at his spinning dish in awe.]
Link: DUDE! It spins!
[after said 2 minutes and fifty seconds of staring...]
(BEEEEEEEEEP!)
Link: I guess that means it's done. (takes out his bento and drops it on the counter in haste) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! She didn't say anything about the food burning my precious skin!
[looks at the packet]
Link: "Warning, your food might be very VERY hot after being microwaved. Please let it sit to cool unless you burned your hands already." GOD! I hate her!! (frowns) "There is a fork in the drawer to the left of the sink."
[he goes in the drawer, grabs the fork, and chows down his meal. And the other. And the OTHER. And the OTHERS.]
Link: (burrrrrrrrrrrp!) Man, I'm stuffed. Is there anything in the packet about being stuffed? (grabs packet) "Oh, and just to let you know, those meals in the freezer have to last you all week."
[insert blank stare here]
Link: ARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!
[about 10 minutes later, Link is watching the microwave again. There's something in it, but not FOOD.]
Link: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Gooooooo empty plastic cup! Melt! Melt! Melt!
end chapter 2
So, how was the second chapter? Being that this is his first time using the microwave, you'd think he WOULD be heating things other than food. NOT GOOD!!
Hmm...this story hasn't been TOO disastrous...yet