Link The Housekeeper
part 3
Last Time:
Link learns how to use the microwave! And ends up eating a week's worth of food in one meal in the process.
Comments:
MAN! I feel good about myself! Those reviews are rolling in like...something...that rolls in...frequently... Thank you!
Oh, and if you don't know what a bento is, it's a Japanese lunchbox (they come in all kinds) that's filled with mostly rice, maybe an egg shaped like a cartoon-character, or funny-shaped hot-dogs. It's kinda tuff 2 explain but you can buy em' and many other goods for the 100% otaku, jbox-dot-com.
Chapter 3: The Vacuum Link: God, not only am I stuffed, I'm bored again...(looks at the packet under "boredom") "If you are reading this page, then you must be very bored."
[insert eye-rolling here]
Link: No shit...(reading) "Well, I have a nice little task for you! In the hallway, there is a strange-looking thing called THE BOSS." [uh-oh]
Link: The Boss? ALRIGHT! Time for some action! (whips out Master Sword and heads up the stairs.
[in the hallway]
Link: (shouting) WHERE ARE YA, BOSS?! BRING IT ON!
[silence]
Link: Huh? (looks at a strange-looking thing and reads the letters on it) T-thuh...Boss-ssssssss....The Boss?! THAT IS THE BOSS?! [he turns to his handy-dandy...MANUAL]
Link: "As a matter of fact, it is! The Boss is the name of my new v-vack-yoom...VACUUM cleaner! Now clean up!" (rolls eyes and looks at "the boss") Hmm...I think Zelda had one of these doo-hickeys in her castle, now how do you turn it on?
[after a quick search, he finds the on/off button]
Link: Alright! (presses button. VROOOOOOOOOOOOM) AHHHHHHH!
[he screams and flails his arm as "The Boss" devours his hat and the corner of his sleeve]
Link: OH MY GOD! It's gonna eat me! It's a Like-Like! AHHHH!
[the cowardly "hero" manages to duck into a corner while the vacuum still runs in place]
Link: {Damn! How do you defeat this thing! Every boss has a weak spot}
[do do do do do do do...do do do do DO....do doodle doodle]
Link: (sees the cord) Ah-HA! (heh heh, a palidrome...) DIE YOU MONSTER!! (swish)
[he takes his sword and in a dramatic swoop, he ends up cutting the cord and the vacuum powers down]
Link: (VROOOOOOOOoooooo) Whew! That was ea--(ZAP!)ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH! (zap zap zap)
[little did he remember, it IS an electrically powered appliance]
Link: (on the floor, twitching) That really hurt. I think I wanna cry.
end chap 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
How was that? I know my chapters are starting to get somewhat shorter, but, hey! If you look at my other stories, that's how I work!
Seriously, Link is such an idiot.
Hey! Does anyone own a Boss vacuum? It's small and yellow, and cleans floors too! It's actually a pretty crappy vacuum.
Oh yeah, and "Ah-Ha" would be a palidrome...ish...phrase. A palidrome is a word that reads the same backwards and forwards! Like...mom, dad, kayak, Hannah, etc.
Oh, and if you haven't read my other story when Link Gets It.
You have NO idea what you're missing...
part 3
Last Time:
Link learns how to use the microwave! And ends up eating a week's worth of food in one meal in the process.
Comments:
MAN! I feel good about myself! Those reviews are rolling in like...something...that rolls in...frequently... Thank you!
Oh, and if you don't know what a bento is, it's a Japanese lunchbox (they come in all kinds) that's filled with mostly rice, maybe an egg shaped like a cartoon-character, or funny-shaped hot-dogs. It's kinda tuff 2 explain but you can buy em' and many other goods for the 100% otaku, jbox-dot-com.
Chapter 3: The Vacuum Link: God, not only am I stuffed, I'm bored again...(looks at the packet under "boredom") "If you are reading this page, then you must be very bored."
[insert eye-rolling here]
Link: No shit...(reading) "Well, I have a nice little task for you! In the hallway, there is a strange-looking thing called THE BOSS." [uh-oh]
Link: The Boss? ALRIGHT! Time for some action! (whips out Master Sword and heads up the stairs.
[in the hallway]
Link: (shouting) WHERE ARE YA, BOSS?! BRING IT ON!
[silence]
Link: Huh? (looks at a strange-looking thing and reads the letters on it) T-thuh...Boss-ssssssss....The Boss?! THAT IS THE BOSS?! [he turns to his handy-dandy...MANUAL]
Link: "As a matter of fact, it is! The Boss is the name of my new v-vack-yoom...VACUUM cleaner! Now clean up!" (rolls eyes and looks at "the boss") Hmm...I think Zelda had one of these doo-hickeys in her castle, now how do you turn it on?
[after a quick search, he finds the on/off button]
Link: Alright! (presses button. VROOOOOOOOOOOOM) AHHHHHHH!
[he screams and flails his arm as "The Boss" devours his hat and the corner of his sleeve]
Link: OH MY GOD! It's gonna eat me! It's a Like-Like! AHHHH!
[the cowardly "hero" manages to duck into a corner while the vacuum still runs in place]
Link: {Damn! How do you defeat this thing! Every boss has a weak spot}
[do do do do do do do...do do do do DO....do doodle doodle]
Link: (sees the cord) Ah-HA! (heh heh, a palidrome...) DIE YOU MONSTER!! (swish)
[he takes his sword and in a dramatic swoop, he ends up cutting the cord and the vacuum powers down]
Link: (VROOOOOOOOoooooo) Whew! That was ea--(ZAP!)ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH! (zap zap zap)
[little did he remember, it IS an electrically powered appliance]
Link: (on the floor, twitching) That really hurt. I think I wanna cry.
end chap 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
How was that? I know my chapters are starting to get somewhat shorter, but, hey! If you look at my other stories, that's how I work!
Seriously, Link is such an idiot.
Hey! Does anyone own a Boss vacuum? It's small and yellow, and cleans floors too! It's actually a pretty crappy vacuum.
Oh yeah, and "Ah-Ha" would be a palidrome...ish...phrase. A palidrome is a word that reads the same backwards and forwards! Like...mom, dad, kayak, Hannah, etc.
Oh, and if you haven't read my other story when Link Gets It.
You have NO idea what you're missing...