Dm10: I'm Back! Time for a new ficcie! Daru23's on vacation and Lukie-sama went with her.

Yami DarkMatter: So I'll be helping. DISCLAIMER: Don't own Fairly Odd Parents.

Dm10: Warning: Boy x boy sexual encounters, angst, swearing.

Yami DarkMatter: Don't like don't read, the usual.

Together: ON WIT DA FICCIE!!!!!

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"DING DONG"

The bell rang at the Turner house. Vicky rushed to answer it.

"Hello, this is..." She stopped dead when she saw who it was. "OMG, it's like, Chip SKYLARK!!!!!!"

"Um, hi to you too." Chip said cautiously. "I was in an airplane crash and since my old pal Timmy lives here, I was wondering if I could use the phone."

"No, you may not. You may however... gettiedupandbelockedinthebathroom!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

With that, Vicky tied him up and threw him in the bathroom.

(A/n- Sorry guys, to stop here, but I have to take a break. I'll update real soon, I promise.)

Timmy Turner ran downstairs and looked at Vicky.

"Who was at the door?" he demanded.

"None of your business, twerpie. Now didn't I tell you to shine my shoes?"

"Already done. So WHO THE FUCK WAS AT THE DOOR?!"

"None other than my old boyfriend CHIP SKYLARK!!!"

Timmy couldn't believe her. He hadn't seen Chip in such a long time, but he couldn't help remembering when he did the last time, five years ago...

Back then he was so naïve, convincing himself he had a crush on Trixie Tang. She was a waste of time. It was only recently that he had found out that he was gay. Also that he was in love with Chip Skylark.

He ran upstairs.

"Cosmo, Wanda! Guess what, Chip Skylark is here!!!"

"Really? When do we get to see him? He's delicious!"

"Shut up Cosmo. We have to get him out of the bathroom first."

After having Wanda and Cosmo blast open the bathroom door, they heaved the bound Chip into Timmy's bedroom. Probably weakened from Vicky's surprise attack, Chip lay sleeping on the bed. Timmy leaned over him, watching his chest rise and fall. 'He's so beautiful...' Timmy thought. Unconsciously, he reached his hand towards Chip's cheek. He touched him, once, and that was all it took.

"What...huh...where am I??" A sleepy Chip said. All of a sudden...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

Chip and Timmy stared at each other. Timmy held his breath, waiting for Chip's response...

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To all my reviewers... I am SO SORRY that I didn't update. Please forgive me! I was so busy, being caught up in school and everything... I really hope that you like the rest of Chapter One. RR plz.