Link The Housekeeper
part 4
Last Time:
After learning how to use the vacuum, he is now hat-less and sleeveless.
Comments:
I kept laughing to myself as I was reading over my work. Link, I'm sorry for making you look like an idiot on the net, but it's GOLD!
Chapter 4: A Visit [Link is on the hallway floor panting and sweating from his battle with THE BOSS when a pink flash of light nearly blinds him]
Link: (shielding his eyes) Ugh! What the hell.
???: YO!
Link: Alright! Sheik, my main man!
[insert crappy handshake, here]
Sheik: Dude, are you okay? You look a little worn-down. (helps him up) Man, what happened to your hair? (snicker)You look like Yugioh!
Link: (points at the vacuum cleaner like an exhibit in the zoo, arm shaking) THAT! IT DID IT! It...growled at me...and...and it ate my hat!! (whines) Saria made that hat for me!
Sheik: (rolls eyes) Um, sorry to hear that.
Link: (stops whining) How'd you get here, anyway?
Sheik: Oh, I played a song on my lyre.
Link: Was it written on a pink piece of paper?
Sheik: Yeah, the blue-haired babe asked you for a favor or something?
Link: YOU can read English too?
Sheik: Yeah, who can't?
Link: (head down in shame) I can't.
Sheik: (snicker) BWA-HAHAHAHA!! (sing song) Link can't read English...Link can't read English.
Link: I can too! Just...not that good.
Sheik: (laughing wears off) Oh...So, having fun?
Link: (death-glares at him) Am I having fun? AM I HAVING FUN?! I got smacked in the face with a small door, ate my weeks worth of bentos, and nearly got sucked into an eternal vortex of darkness by a vacuum cleaner!
Sheik: (sweatdrop). . . . Link: (sarcastically) I am having the best-fucking-time of my pathetic-fucking-LIFE!! (starts panting)
Sheik: Whoa-whoa-WHOA! BENTOS?! Dude! You couldn't SAVE any?! (glares) You BASTARD!
Link: (rolls eyes) Well excuse me, had I've known you were gonna appear in a flash, I would've saved you a gummy-sushi!
Sheik: (sighs) Hmm, anything exciting going on here? I'm bored as hell.
Link: (smirk) I have an idea!
[in the kitchen. can you guess what they're doing]
Link & Sheik: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (ping)
Sheik: DUUUUDE! That was AWWW-WWW-SOOOOMMME! I've never heard of a dishware-melting-machine!
Link: (scoff) The correct term is "mircowave". Duhhhh.
Sheik: Whatever, what are we gonna put in next?
Link: Hmm...(reaches for a pretty plastic mug) How about this "Class of 2004" mug? I bet it'll turn into all kinds of pretty colors!
Sheik: (examines the cup) Wow, it even has her picture and signatures on the side...Go for it!
Link: (presses buttons. Beep beep beep BEEEEEEEP! Voooooooom.
Both: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
end chapter 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Believe it or not, I published chaps 3 & 4 in one day! Man, I'm good.
Who'dve thought that Sheik would get a kick out of melted, mishapen, beverage containers?
Man...a "class of 04" mug with signatures and a picture. I don't know who's dumber, Link and Sheik for melting such a valuable mug...Or Mz/Chx for leaving out such a valuable mug where two idiots could get a hold of it.
Anyways, Quad-R! (read, review, recommend, repeat! Man, I'm such a corn-ball)
Also, and that musical instrument Sheik has.
Is a lyre (I dunno if it's lee-ray or lie-ur or lair.
Not a harp.
Kay?
part 4
Last Time:
After learning how to use the vacuum, he is now hat-less and sleeveless.
Comments:
I kept laughing to myself as I was reading over my work. Link, I'm sorry for making you look like an idiot on the net, but it's GOLD!
Chapter 4: A Visit [Link is on the hallway floor panting and sweating from his battle with THE BOSS when a pink flash of light nearly blinds him]
Link: (shielding his eyes) Ugh! What the hell.
???: YO!
Link: Alright! Sheik, my main man!
[insert crappy handshake, here]
Sheik: Dude, are you okay? You look a little worn-down. (helps him up) Man, what happened to your hair? (snicker)You look like Yugioh!
Link: (points at the vacuum cleaner like an exhibit in the zoo, arm shaking) THAT! IT DID IT! It...growled at me...and...and it ate my hat!! (whines) Saria made that hat for me!
Sheik: (rolls eyes) Um, sorry to hear that.
Link: (stops whining) How'd you get here, anyway?
Sheik: Oh, I played a song on my lyre.
Link: Was it written on a pink piece of paper?
Sheik: Yeah, the blue-haired babe asked you for a favor or something?
Link: YOU can read English too?
Sheik: Yeah, who can't?
Link: (head down in shame) I can't.
Sheik: (snicker) BWA-HAHAHAHA!! (sing song) Link can't read English...Link can't read English.
Link: I can too! Just...not that good.
Sheik: (laughing wears off) Oh...So, having fun?
Link: (death-glares at him) Am I having fun? AM I HAVING FUN?! I got smacked in the face with a small door, ate my weeks worth of bentos, and nearly got sucked into an eternal vortex of darkness by a vacuum cleaner!
Sheik: (sweatdrop). . . . Link: (sarcastically) I am having the best-fucking-time of my pathetic-fucking-LIFE!! (starts panting)
Sheik: Whoa-whoa-WHOA! BENTOS?! Dude! You couldn't SAVE any?! (glares) You BASTARD!
Link: (rolls eyes) Well excuse me, had I've known you were gonna appear in a flash, I would've saved you a gummy-sushi!
Sheik: (sighs) Hmm, anything exciting going on here? I'm bored as hell.
Link: (smirk) I have an idea!
[in the kitchen. can you guess what they're doing]
Link & Sheik: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (ping)
Sheik: DUUUUDE! That was AWWW-WWW-SOOOOMMME! I've never heard of a dishware-melting-machine!
Link: (scoff) The correct term is "mircowave". Duhhhh.
Sheik: Whatever, what are we gonna put in next?
Link: Hmm...(reaches for a pretty plastic mug) How about this "Class of 2004" mug? I bet it'll turn into all kinds of pretty colors!
Sheik: (examines the cup) Wow, it even has her picture and signatures on the side...Go for it!
Link: (presses buttons. Beep beep beep BEEEEEEEP! Voooooooom.
Both: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
end chapter 4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Believe it or not, I published chaps 3 & 4 in one day! Man, I'm good.
Who'dve thought that Sheik would get a kick out of melted, mishapen, beverage containers?
Man...a "class of 04" mug with signatures and a picture. I don't know who's dumber, Link and Sheik for melting such a valuable mug...Or Mz/Chx for leaving out such a valuable mug where two idiots could get a hold of it.
Anyways, Quad-R! (read, review, recommend, repeat! Man, I'm such a corn-ball)
Also, and that musical instrument Sheik has.
Is a lyre (I dunno if it's lee-ray or lie-ur or lair.
Not a harp.
Kay?