Link The Housekeeper
part 5
Last Time:
Sheik comes to Link's aid and they have fun melting cups in the microwave...idiots.
Comments:
Oh yeah, for Triforce90, you know what else explodes in the microwave? Eggs, and grapes (or so I've heard)! Hmmm...I've never tried to microwave a grape but I witnessed my mother trying to microwave an egg. It blew up. There was egg everywhere! It was funny...
Chapter 5: Keep Out!
Link: Hmmm...we've melted all the cups in the cabinets...wanna start on the glasses?
Sheik: No way! That's a dumb idea!!
[insert your sucking of teeth in here]
Link: Well, I'm out of ideas...
Sheik: Say, where'd SHE go anyways?
Link: Oh, she went to face the goddesses...(thanx Linkie90!)
Sheik: Ooooookaaaaay...
Link: (sigh) Man, I've never been so bored this many times in one day...
Sheik: (pondering) You know what? While we were in the hallway, there was this door that had a "Keep Out This Means You Link" sign.
Link: Really? I had NO idea!
Sheik: Of course you wouldn't. You can't read English...hahaha.
Link: Shut UP! We've been through this already! Hmmm...How come you didn't say anything?
Sheik: And miss out on this radioactive thriller? Yeah right, there's nothing in that room more exciting than mishapen beverage containers!
[in the hallway the two are standing outside the said forbidden door]
Sheik: (points to sign) See? "Keep Out This Means You Link". Maybe we shouldn't go in...
Link: Pfft! And why not?
Sheik: Hmmm...(tears off the sign to reveal another underneath) "Because there are things that you weren't meant to see."
Link: Uh...Hel-LO! I've battled Redeads, Ganon and all sorts of worldly creatures!
Sheik: (tears the sign) "Just stay out Dammit! Trust me." Well, you heard her, let's go!
[he attempts to leave but Link grabs him by his bandage]
Link: We are SO going in! (kicks open door and enters a dark room)
Sheik: Hey, this reminds me of this song I heard...Some secret agent theme like (sings) dum dum dum dum DUM, dum dum dum DUM! Dododooooooo....dododooooooo...dodo!
Link: Hey Sheik, you got a light?
Sheik: (sighs and flicks on the switch) Yep, I sure do.
Link: Um...thanks!
Sheik: (not paying attention) OH...MY...
Link: What?
Sheik: Look...at...this...
Link: Huh? OH MY GODDESS...
[the two stare in awe at the room adorned with Anime Goods.]
Link: (looking at a poster of himself on the wall) DUDE! I'm on a piece of paper!
Sheik: (squeezing an SD plush of himself) DUUUUDE! I'm a toy! (squeak!)
Link: Hey look! A dartboard!
Sheik: Hahaha. Look at the girls on it.
Link: Hmm...There's a picture of Sana Kurata, Akane Tendo, and...Zelda?!
Sheik: Hahaha...she hates Zelda...hahaha...
Link: Hey, look at this! (takes a sheet off a shelf) It's me again! And there's me there! And here!
Sheik: (rolls eyes) Awww...how cuuuuuuute, there's a little picture of you on the toilet... (holding a photo)
Link: WHAT?! (snatches the picture) That perverted fangirl! How'd she take a picture in THERE?!
Sheik: Hmmm...maybe she's a master of stealth and camoflauge...Like me! (smile)
Link: While all the dolls, posters and other stuff of us is pretty cool, what's in this closet?
[his curiosity begs him to open it]
Link: ARRRRRRRRGGGHHHH! My eyes! They burn!
Sheik: What? OH MY GOD!!
[on the top of the inside door, it says "Yaoi Closet"]
Link: (looking at a picture, cleary drawn by someone else) Oh my Lord! Is that supposed to be me?!
Sheik: (looking over his shoulder) And ME?!
Link: Doing....
[they both exchange blank stares]
Both: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Link: (waving picture around) Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it OFFFFFFFFFFF!
Sheik: (who had a pair of chopsticks) Hold still! Hold still!
Link: (anxiously) Mmmmm!!!!
Sheik: (using the chopsticks like a pair of tweezers to remove the photo) Okay I got it! Now what?!
Link: Throw it back in there and close the door!!
Sheik: (throws the pic along with the chopsticks into the closet) Ewwww!
Link: (slams closet door shut and starts panting) Huff...Huff...That...was...
Sheik: (also panting) The...huff...most...frightening thing...I've ever seen...in my goddess-forsaken life...huff...huff.
Link: (who had found a snack in a file cabinet) DUDE! Pocky Sticks!
Sheik: Really? Oooh! Gimme! (snatches the box and eats some sticks) Mmmm...MMMM...This is practically orgasmic!
Link: Let me have some!
Sheik: (eating the sticks slowly) Ohhhh...God, yes! Betty Crocker ain't got nothin' on this!
Link: (rolls eyes and something catches his eyes on the Pocky Box) Hey, what's that? (points to a label)
Sheik: (turns box) Hmm...it says "Expires June 16, 2003".
Link: (who was sneaking sticks while Sheik was reading it) Whazzat mean?
Sheik: (shrugs) Beats me! Hey, check out that poster over there!
Link: It says..."Top Twenty B"-something...
Sheik: "Top Twenty Bishonen" eh?
Link: What's a bish-shone-en?
Sheik: Hmm...(quoting a dictionary) "It's a term used by the Japanese to label 'pretty boys' and is roughly translated as 'handsome youth'...." (end quote)
Link: So, that means we're handsome?
Sheik: No...We're DEAD SEXY! HWAH!
[they bump chests]
Link: Owww...maybe we should start working out more...
Sheik: Says you. Hey look, there's a picture of Phillip J. Fry as the "20". Hahahaha...
Link: What makes HIM a bishonen?!
Sheik: (reading) "Because he's dumb, funny, cute, and sometimes heroic, I labeled him as a bishonen." That's what it says...
Link: Hmm...(reading up the list) Don't know, never heard of you, nope...Ah-HA! Look, it's Tatewaki Kuno. Hahaha...
Sheik: "He's cute, he's goofy and also compassionate." Hahaha. Good one.
Link: Hey? Is that Akito Hayama?!
Sheik: OH MY GOD! It sure is! "He's fearsome, he's strong, and sexy." (rolls eyes)
Link: Okay, going up the list for people we SEE A LOT!
Sheik: Well, I found me!
Link: No WAY! If you're number 2, I gotta be number one.
Sheik: "He's sweet, caring, mysterious, understanding, and cute." Hahaha, she thinks I'm cute. Oh look, you're number three!
Link: WHAT?! How dare she put you before me! Well, what's my quote say.
Sheik: Hmm..."See #20, Phillip J. Fry".
Link: (rolls eyes) I SO disagree.
Sheik: What's there to disagree about? You're dumb, funny, sometimes heroic...
Link: Am I cute? (bats eyes like a girl)
Sheik: (changing the subject) Oh look! There's number one!
Link: It looks a lot like...
Both: KAFEI?!
Link: How in the name of all that is holy did he top US?!
Sheik: (reading) "He's nice, compassionate, loving, and determined to make his loved ones happy. Plus, he's just too damn adorable. And, his hair is PURPLE!!"
Link: Oh, GIMME A BREAK! He's got to be the meanest little fucker I know!
Sheik: Yeah, he must've done some great acting in the game because when HE gets drunk...
Link: And that purple hair is SOOOO dyed.
Sheik: Yeah, like totally. {oh my God, we sound like girls...hahaha}
Link: Hmmm, is he your relative or something?
Sheik: (flinches) Why would you say that?
Link:Well, I just noticed that he's got red eyes, just...like...YOU! Hahaha...
Sheik: Yeah, right...{Note To Self: Ask mom (Impa) if we have any living relatives}
Link: Well, are we done invading her privacy yet?
Sheik: Nope, hold on...(jumps around like a money and smashes a few things)
Link: .....?
Sheik: Now we're done.
Link: Good, let's leave this hellhole. (leaves and slams the door behind him)
end chapter 5
Hmm...kinda had to adjust to reading 2 short chaps, then a long one.
I was thinking along the line that there had to be a forbidden room they couldn't go in but they did anyways. HA!
Just for the record...
I don't have a room filled with Anime goods.
But collecting Japanese snacks might become a new hobby of mine.
Pocky snacks are gooooooooooood. (wizzywig-dot-com sells a LOT)
And as for the yaoi closet thing...
NOOOOOOOOOOO...NO yaoi closet for me.
And if you don't know what it is...
ESPECIALLY if you're a guy...
Don't ask.
part 5
Last Time:
Sheik comes to Link's aid and they have fun melting cups in the microwave...idiots.
Comments:
Oh yeah, for Triforce90, you know what else explodes in the microwave? Eggs, and grapes (or so I've heard)! Hmmm...I've never tried to microwave a grape but I witnessed my mother trying to microwave an egg. It blew up. There was egg everywhere! It was funny...
Chapter 5: Keep Out!
Link: Hmmm...we've melted all the cups in the cabinets...wanna start on the glasses?
Sheik: No way! That's a dumb idea!!
[insert your sucking of teeth in here]
Link: Well, I'm out of ideas...
Sheik: Say, where'd SHE go anyways?
Link: Oh, she went to face the goddesses...(thanx Linkie90!)
Sheik: Ooooookaaaaay...
Link: (sigh) Man, I've never been so bored this many times in one day...
Sheik: (pondering) You know what? While we were in the hallway, there was this door that had a "Keep Out This Means You Link" sign.
Link: Really? I had NO idea!
Sheik: Of course you wouldn't. You can't read English...hahaha.
Link: Shut UP! We've been through this already! Hmmm...How come you didn't say anything?
Sheik: And miss out on this radioactive thriller? Yeah right, there's nothing in that room more exciting than mishapen beverage containers!
[in the hallway the two are standing outside the said forbidden door]
Sheik: (points to sign) See? "Keep Out This Means You Link". Maybe we shouldn't go in...
Link: Pfft! And why not?
Sheik: Hmmm...(tears off the sign to reveal another underneath) "Because there are things that you weren't meant to see."
Link: Uh...Hel-LO! I've battled Redeads, Ganon and all sorts of worldly creatures!
Sheik: (tears the sign) "Just stay out Dammit! Trust me." Well, you heard her, let's go!
[he attempts to leave but Link grabs him by his bandage]
Link: We are SO going in! (kicks open door and enters a dark room)
Sheik: Hey, this reminds me of this song I heard...Some secret agent theme like (sings) dum dum dum dum DUM, dum dum dum DUM! Dododooooooo....dododooooooo...dodo!
Link: Hey Sheik, you got a light?
Sheik: (sighs and flicks on the switch) Yep, I sure do.
Link: Um...thanks!
Sheik: (not paying attention) OH...MY...
Link: What?
Sheik: Look...at...this...
Link: Huh? OH MY GODDESS...
[the two stare in awe at the room adorned with Anime Goods.]
Link: (looking at a poster of himself on the wall) DUDE! I'm on a piece of paper!
Sheik: (squeezing an SD plush of himself) DUUUUDE! I'm a toy! (squeak!)
Link: Hey look! A dartboard!
Sheik: Hahaha. Look at the girls on it.
Link: Hmm...There's a picture of Sana Kurata, Akane Tendo, and...Zelda?!
Sheik: Hahaha...she hates Zelda...hahaha...
Link: Hey, look at this! (takes a sheet off a shelf) It's me again! And there's me there! And here!
Sheik: (rolls eyes) Awww...how cuuuuuuute, there's a little picture of you on the toilet... (holding a photo)
Link: WHAT?! (snatches the picture) That perverted fangirl! How'd she take a picture in THERE?!
Sheik: Hmmm...maybe she's a master of stealth and camoflauge...Like me! (smile)
Link: While all the dolls, posters and other stuff of us is pretty cool, what's in this closet?
[his curiosity begs him to open it]
Link: ARRRRRRRRGGGHHHH! My eyes! They burn!
Sheik: What? OH MY GOD!!
[on the top of the inside door, it says "Yaoi Closet"]
Link: (looking at a picture, cleary drawn by someone else) Oh my Lord! Is that supposed to be me?!
Sheik: (looking over his shoulder) And ME?!
Link: Doing....
[they both exchange blank stares]
Both: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Link: (waving picture around) Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it OFFFFFFFFFFF!
Sheik: (who had a pair of chopsticks) Hold still! Hold still!
Link: (anxiously) Mmmmm!!!!
Sheik: (using the chopsticks like a pair of tweezers to remove the photo) Okay I got it! Now what?!
Link: Throw it back in there and close the door!!
Sheik: (throws the pic along with the chopsticks into the closet) Ewwww!
Link: (slams closet door shut and starts panting) Huff...Huff...That...was...
Sheik: (also panting) The...huff...most...frightening thing...I've ever seen...in my goddess-forsaken life...huff...huff.
Link: (who had found a snack in a file cabinet) DUDE! Pocky Sticks!
Sheik: Really? Oooh! Gimme! (snatches the box and eats some sticks) Mmmm...MMMM...This is practically orgasmic!
Link: Let me have some!
Sheik: (eating the sticks slowly) Ohhhh...God, yes! Betty Crocker ain't got nothin' on this!
Link: (rolls eyes and something catches his eyes on the Pocky Box) Hey, what's that? (points to a label)
Sheik: (turns box) Hmm...it says "Expires June 16, 2003".
Link: (who was sneaking sticks while Sheik was reading it) Whazzat mean?
Sheik: (shrugs) Beats me! Hey, check out that poster over there!
Link: It says..."Top Twenty B"-something...
Sheik: "Top Twenty Bishonen" eh?
Link: What's a bish-shone-en?
Sheik: Hmm...(quoting a dictionary) "It's a term used by the Japanese to label 'pretty boys' and is roughly translated as 'handsome youth'...." (end quote)
Link: So, that means we're handsome?
Sheik: No...We're DEAD SEXY! HWAH!
[they bump chests]
Link: Owww...maybe we should start working out more...
Sheik: Says you. Hey look, there's a picture of Phillip J. Fry as the "20". Hahahaha...
Link: What makes HIM a bishonen?!
Sheik: (reading) "Because he's dumb, funny, cute, and sometimes heroic, I labeled him as a bishonen." That's what it says...
Link: Hmm...(reading up the list) Don't know, never heard of you, nope...Ah-HA! Look, it's Tatewaki Kuno. Hahaha...
Sheik: "He's cute, he's goofy and also compassionate." Hahaha. Good one.
Link: Hey? Is that Akito Hayama?!
Sheik: OH MY GOD! It sure is! "He's fearsome, he's strong, and sexy." (rolls eyes)
Link: Okay, going up the list for people we SEE A LOT!
Sheik: Well, I found me!
Link: No WAY! If you're number 2, I gotta be number one.
Sheik: "He's sweet, caring, mysterious, understanding, and cute." Hahaha, she thinks I'm cute. Oh look, you're number three!
Link: WHAT?! How dare she put you before me! Well, what's my quote say.
Sheik: Hmm..."See #20, Phillip J. Fry".
Link: (rolls eyes) I SO disagree.
Sheik: What's there to disagree about? You're dumb, funny, sometimes heroic...
Link: Am I cute? (bats eyes like a girl)
Sheik: (changing the subject) Oh look! There's number one!
Link: It looks a lot like...
Both: KAFEI?!
Link: How in the name of all that is holy did he top US?!
Sheik: (reading) "He's nice, compassionate, loving, and determined to make his loved ones happy. Plus, he's just too damn adorable. And, his hair is PURPLE!!"
Link: Oh, GIMME A BREAK! He's got to be the meanest little fucker I know!
Sheik: Yeah, he must've done some great acting in the game because when HE gets drunk...
Link: And that purple hair is SOOOO dyed.
Sheik: Yeah, like totally. {oh my God, we sound like girls...hahaha}
Link: Hmmm, is he your relative or something?
Sheik: (flinches) Why would you say that?
Link:Well, I just noticed that he's got red eyes, just...like...YOU! Hahaha...
Sheik: Yeah, right...{Note To Self: Ask mom (Impa) if we have any living relatives}
Link: Well, are we done invading her privacy yet?
Sheik: Nope, hold on...(jumps around like a money and smashes a few things)
Link: .....?
Sheik: Now we're done.
Link: Good, let's leave this hellhole. (leaves and slams the door behind him)
end chapter 5
Hmm...kinda had to adjust to reading 2 short chaps, then a long one.
I was thinking along the line that there had to be a forbidden room they couldn't go in but they did anyways. HA!
Just for the record...
I don't have a room filled with Anime goods.
But collecting Japanese snacks might become a new hobby of mine.
Pocky snacks are gooooooooooood. (wizzywig-dot-com sells a LOT)
And as for the yaoi closet thing...
NOOOOOOOOOOO...NO yaoi closet for me.
And if you don't know what it is...
ESPECIALLY if you're a guy...
Don't ask.