Serpent: All the ideas for yami-torturing! Yey! I'm going to make a guide on this like Fang...

Fang: T_T No... please no...

Serpent: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Barbies, Spongebob Squarepants, or any baby shows in this fan-fic! ^_^

-Back-to-SHADOW-MAGIC-

"You know, this is turning out more for Yami-Torture than Shadow Magic," Serpent says with a wide grin on his face.

"Well shut up and we can get back to Shadow Magic," Fang grumbles, rubbing his eyes. The barbies seems to be burned into the back of his eyes now.

"This is fun!" Serpent looks very innocent and happy, but to any Yami the hikari looks more evil than Malik when he is plotting.

Fang grumbles and suddenly Serpent and his black chair are put in an energy cage. Serpent shrugs and lays back in his chair. He could just teleport out anytime if he want to any ways.

"Well back to Shadow Magic," Fang says, looking back at you. "How about... Shadow Games." He grins evilly. In the background, Serpent shrugs.

"Shadow Games are fun! You can use Yami Bakura's example and play Duel Monsters in the Shadow Realm where you are your favorite card," the yami looks as though he just got an Egyptian God Card for his birthday, but he quickly tries to look as emotionless again. "This takes a lot of power, and a chant." He nods with his eyes closed, obviously thinking.

"Well... I'm not the kind of person to create chants. Just say something that says something about dueling and being in your favorite card. You can make it so that only the enemy is effected by this. Just make it up yourself, you have an imagination, right?"

"Of course they do," Serpent says after teleporting out of the energy cage and next to his Yami. "Everyone has IMAGINATION." As he said the last word, he held his hands together and moved them away from each other in an arch. A glittering rainbow appeared between his hands and flickered away like in Sponge-bob Square-pants.

Fang grumbles, obviously not enjoying the little show.

"There are also other Shadow Games," Fang says. As he speaks he trips Serpent and the hikari falls to the ground. "And you can use your "IMAGINATION" to make some or find some."

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Serpent: Soon I shall make "Serpent's Guide to Torturing Yamis." Not today... but soon. ^_^

Fang: Nooo! T_T

Serpent: R&R or I will not make my guide!

Fang: Don't R&R!

Serpent: YES! *looks very evil* R&R OR I SHALL STEAL ALL YOUR MILLENIUM ITEMS AND RULE THE WORLD!

Fang: ... My hikari is evil as well. Creepy, but true.

Serpent: *looks all innocent again*