Link The Housekeeper

part 6

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Last Time:

Sheik and Link invade the sanctuary that is Mz/Chx's anime-collectible room. They end up finding a...more feminine side of them selves on a piece of paper.

Comments:

I wrote this in the AM before leaving for work (yeah I work, I have a life!)...so this may be the shortest damned chapter...

Chapter 6: Classy Room Link: GOD I am b- Sheik: (interrupting) If you say "I'm bored" again one more time, I'll slice your fucking lips off!

Link: (covers his mouth) Okay, I'm sorry!

Sheik: Hahaha! I'm kidding you!. And I'm bored too...(sigh) Hey, what's that? (points to the "manual")

Link: Huh? Oh some crappy packet of paper the blue-haired girl gave me. She said it was a "manual to the well-keeping of her house" or some bullshit like that.

Sheik: (snatches the packet) Lemme see.

Link: Aiyaaaa! You gave me a paper cut! (sucks on it)

Sheik: (reading the packet) Hmm...wanna do her laundry?

Link: DUDE! Panty raid?! I am SO in!

Sheik: (mumbles) Neanderthal.

[they're now outside the door with her actual room on the other side]

Link: (opens door) Hey, gimme another light.

Sheik: (sighs and flicks on switch) Happy?

Link: Yeah yeah, now where's her dresser.

Sheik: (looks around the room like it's a musuem) Dude, this girl's got

MAD class! It's not messy or anything!

Link: Dresser? Yoo-hooooooo...Ah-ha! Dresser! (gently slides open the first drawer) Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Sheik: (rushes over) What?

Both: Duuuuuuuuuuude!

[before them in the dresser is a mountain-full of panties]

Link: (holding up a blue metallic thong) Oooooh! A butt-floss!

Sheik: (holding up a lilac pair of lacies) Here's a pair with the ass-cheeks out! Classsssss-see!

Link: Hahaha...(holding up a pair of baggy peach panties) She wears granny-underwear too. Hahaha.

Sheik: Ooh, smell this one!

Link: (snifs and exhales) Ahhhhhhh.

Sheik: Thanks to yours truly!

Link: What! Eww you wear panties Sheik?!

Sheik: NOOOO!! Remember...at the lake...heh heh heh.

Link: What...huh? Wait--oh. OHHHHHH! Alright Sheik!

Sheik: {I'll be taking these...} (stuffs them into his pocket)

Link: Hey, I feel something strange.

Sheik: (sweatdrop) Um, I wouldn't take it out if I were you.

Link: It's long...and solid.

Sheik: (closes dresser) DON'T!

Link: Owww-eee! You shut my hand in!! {man, I'm injuring my hand an awful lot today}

Sheik: (pulls in Link by his collar)

Link: Ohhh noooo...Sorry, I don't do that gay shit now.

Sheik: NO! I have to tell you something you dumbass! (whispers)

Link: (face cringing) Huh...WHAT?! Eww... THEY ACTUALLY MAKE THOSE?! That perverted...GIRL!

Sheik: (rolls eyes and reads the packet) According to the packet, the laundry is in that basket over there.

end chap 6

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Told you it was short!
Oh, and how in the HELL do you spell musuem?! Did I spell it right?

This was a more...perverted chapter.
I think I might change the rating to "R".

Oh well, you know the drill.