Serpent: Sorry I haven't been updating for about a... ... how long?

Fang: A long time.

Serpent: Ah well. Please don't kill me for taking to long. TT

Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING! ... Except the Millenium Jewel and my yami. hug

Fang: OO

-Boredom-and-Monsters-

Serpent had once again went back to playing his video games, while Fang bangs his head against the wall, searching for more ideas.

Serpent finally decides to help. "Brain-dead, yami?" he asks.

Fang shakes his head madly. "No way!" he lies. "I got lots of ideas! Plus, I'd never take advice from you, hikari!"

Serpent stands up from his games. "You know, you didn't even talk about summoning monsters."

"Duel Monsters!" Fang exclaimes, giving himself a well-deserved hit on the head.

To the happiness to the more impatient of the audience, Fang once again takes center stage while lights shine on him and the music begins to start up so that...

"What?" Fang questions. "I'm not in a play!"

Sorry... Fang simply stands in front to explain about summoning while Serpent looks entertained in the background.

"Summoning Duel Monsters is different from creating stuff out of mid-air. The cards actually have spirits, you just have to call them out. Now, I'll just get my deck from my pocket," Fang explains, putting his hand in his pocket. "Eh... what the?"

Serpent grins behind him, holding a deck of cards that obviously belonged to Fang.

"Hikari!" Fang grumbles. "Gimme my deck, NOW!"

Fang's hikari, with an un-hikari-like-grin-but-it's-more-like-yami-ish-grin on his face, whispers somethng in his yami's ear.

"NO! I WOULDN'T!!!" Fang yells, grabbing for the deck, but Serpent pulls it away.

Serpent and Fang watch as a few audience members leave to find something that can teach them about Shadow Magic.

"Okay... just for TWO CHAPTERS!" Fang agrees.

Confused, the audience members return to their seats and watch. The lights fade, and when they fade back in, Fang's hair is a burning hot pink.

"Two chapters," Fang murmurs with his deck back within his grasp. "Okay," he speaks up again, ignoring the pinkness. "To summon a monster, you need to evilly connect with the evil monster and tell it evilly to evilly summon it's evil self into the evil world... evilly."

Serpent and several other audience members appear confused. Fang explains.

"Just talk to the monster and tell it to wake up and come out, got it!?!"

His hikari and the audience members nod in understanding.

"Good," he says, putting a Man-Eater Bug on the ground. He summons it, it clacks its jaws and eats a random member of the audience. Fang merely smiles. "It also helps if you have a Millenium Item made especially to give the cards life."

Fang: Pink hair... evil.

Serpent: For two more chapters. =P

Fang: TT

Serpent: R&R, or else I'll both have Fang's Man-Eater Bug eat you AND dye your hair pink. Beat that!

Man-Eater Bug: Ph3ar m3!!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone!

Fang: OO