Inuyasha looked around the deserted village. There was only one building that looked like anyone was in it. Luckily, his claws had grown back, He cracked his knuckles, jumped into the air, and yelled, 'SANKON TESSO!!!!" The building divided along the middle, and fell to either side, a strange sight awaited Inuyasha's eyes there. Bob and Snack were sitting cross- legged near the middle of the building, eating ramen (oriental flavored by the way) , another girl, was chasing Miroku around the building, shouting "MIROKU!!! I WILL BARE YOUR CHILD!!! I LO VE YOU MIROKU!!! MARRY ME!!!!" Sango was sitting in a corner facing the wall, tensly stroking Kirara. Koga was tied to a post towards the left of the room, screaming, "I LOVE YOU KAGOME!!!! PLEASE DON'T BURN ME AT THE POST!!!! I'M MUCH BETTER THEN THAT MUTTFACE, INUYASHA!!!!! Kagome was sipping tea and talking to Kaede near the right of the room, while shippo was drowning in the tub where you're supposed to bob for apples. Sesshomaru, was proposing to Rin, and Jaken was talking with totosai. No one had seemed to notice that the building was gone. Nor did they care, really. Bob looked up from her ramen just as Inuyasha hit the ground, "I see you decided to show up. Well, did you bring the turkey?" "WHAT THE HELL!????" Inuyasha shouted. Just then, Kikyo and Naraku walked in, holding hands. Everyone stopped what they were doing, and Snack began to twitch. Kikyo smiled, "What, were we not invited?" Snack and Bob stood up. Snack grabbed a s'more and bob grabbed her sword. They readied themselves for battle.
Suprisingly, it was Snack who made the first move, she dived upon Kikyo, and started haking away at her head with the sharp, metal s'more. "THE DAMNED DESERVE TO DIE!!!!" she shouted. Bob ran towards Naraku with suprising speed, and started chopping off his arms, then, his legs, then, his eyebrows, then, she grabbed some rope, untied Koga, and tied Naraku to the post. Then she set him on fire ( :} ) Snack was doing very well with Kikyo, she had already started pleading for her life. But then she realized she was already dead, and stopped complaining. When Kikyo was close to death, Snack stuffed the s'more in her mouth, and said, "SUFFOCATE ON THAT YOU....... You....... You...... DEAD THING!!!!!" Kikyo then, died permanently. And Snack smiled and said, "My deed is done." Bob told snack to start mummifying Naraku and Kikyo in the way of the ancient egyptans, and walked over to Inuyasha. "YOU DIDN'T BRING THE TURKEY!?!?!!?!? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!" She ran over to Kagome, grabbed her, and grabbed Koga in the other arm (she had sheathed her sword). Inuyasha ran over to her, and reached for Kagome. "I'LL GET THE TURKEY, JUST DON'T HURT KAGOME!!!!" Kagome's eyes filled with love towards Inuyasha.
No one saw what Miroku and the other girl were doing, and it was a good thing too. "Okay, now go get the turkey." Bob said, putting Kagome down. Inuyasha dashed outside, and killed a local turkey. Then he ran back inside to find everyone doing exactly what they had been doing when he had left. (yes Miroku is still at it. Hes not about to take any chances here)
Bob grabbed the turkey, and barbecued it. Then, she saw what Miroku and the other girl were doing and shouted, 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING CHEESE!?!?!!?! No, wait, don't answer that.... its an expression!" Cheese looked up, "Were doing s—"She was cut of by Sango's boomerang whacking her on the head. "owww....." she said. Snack pranced happily up holding two mummified forms, "Okay, I'm done!" "that did not sound right... at all..." Bob said, covering her eyes. "What should I do with these?" Snack said. "That doesn't go well either..... Get rid of them." "Okay!" Snack said, prancing outside to a rather ugly looking tree. Cheese and Miroku walked up to Bob saying, "Could you get us married?" Snack jumped up and down saying, "Oooooohhhhh!! Can I be the priest? Errrr... -ess?" "Yeah sure whatever." Bob replied. "Everybody, pick the person you want to marry, and get in a line..... errrr..... here." Bob pointed to a bowl of ramen.

To be continued in chapter 3 THE WEDDING!!!!