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Disclaimer: We sadly, don't own Inuyasha, or any characters from Inuyasha. We only own our three characters, Bob, Snack, and Cheese.
The Judge hit the hammer thingy against the desk thingy to call a silence to the court. He looked around the room, "So, now, what went wrong this time, Bob?" Kagome abruptly stood up and shouted, "Bob stands being accused of eating Inuyasha! Except for one of his ears!" Kagome waved around a bloody dog-ear, the entire jury drew back in horror at the gruesome spectacle. The Judge withdrew a rather large file from his desk labeled, 'Bob's record' on the front. He quickly looked through it, then turned his attention to Bob. "So, this isn't a first for you, Bob? Eating someone but leaving an ear behind, Hmmmm?" Bob glared at the Judge, "I TELL YA, IT WAS A GIANT PANCAKE FROM OUTER SPACE WHO ATE INUYASHA!!! I AIN'T NO CANIBALL!" "Then explain the other 556 victims of your fangs." The judge replied calmly. "WILL NO ONE BELIEVE THAT A GIANT PANCAKE CAME DOWN AND ATE THEM?!?!?!? THEY'VE GOT SOMETHING AGAINST ME, THOSE PANCAKES!!!!" The entire court shook their heads at the statement. Really, who would believe that a homicidal pancake would eat 557 people and demons? The Judge looked at the jury and said, "Make your decision." The entire jury spoke out at once, "Bob stands guilty of all charges!" Just then a giant pancake flew in from outer space and ate the entire jury in one bite, leaving behind an ear for each of them. Bob pointed at the pancake, "SEE!!?!?!?!? WHADDYA TELL YA!?!?!?!?" Then she found herself running for her life away from the giant pancake. Surprisingly it was Snack who took a stand against the pancakes. She stuck a thumb to her chest and yelled, "SHINY POWER!!!!!!" The whole room went all shiny, and the pancake keeled over and died, barfing up Inuyasha in the process. Kagome ran over to Inuyasha, "Inuyasha, Inuyasha? You all right?" Inuyasha sat up and groaned, "Yeah, I'm fin- HEY!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY EAR!?!?!?!?" Kagome picked up his ear, and Cheese handed her some ducktape. "Here it is, Inuyasha, I'll ducktape it back on." "Ducktape fixes all!" Snack pointed out. Inuyasha felt his duck-taped covered ear. Suddenly, the duck-tape disappeared, and Inuyasha found his ear was re-attatched, with no trace of a scar.
Disclaimer: We sadly, don't own Inuyasha, or any characters from Inuyasha. We only own our three characters, Bob, Snack, and Cheese.
The Judge hit the hammer thingy against the desk thingy to call a silence to the court. He looked around the room, "So, now, what went wrong this time, Bob?" Kagome abruptly stood up and shouted, "Bob stands being accused of eating Inuyasha! Except for one of his ears!" Kagome waved around a bloody dog-ear, the entire jury drew back in horror at the gruesome spectacle. The Judge withdrew a rather large file from his desk labeled, 'Bob's record' on the front. He quickly looked through it, then turned his attention to Bob. "So, this isn't a first for you, Bob? Eating someone but leaving an ear behind, Hmmmm?" Bob glared at the Judge, "I TELL YA, IT WAS A GIANT PANCAKE FROM OUTER SPACE WHO ATE INUYASHA!!! I AIN'T NO CANIBALL!" "Then explain the other 556 victims of your fangs." The judge replied calmly. "WILL NO ONE BELIEVE THAT A GIANT PANCAKE CAME DOWN AND ATE THEM?!?!?!? THEY'VE GOT SOMETHING AGAINST ME, THOSE PANCAKES!!!!" The entire court shook their heads at the statement. Really, who would believe that a homicidal pancake would eat 557 people and demons? The Judge looked at the jury and said, "Make your decision." The entire jury spoke out at once, "Bob stands guilty of all charges!" Just then a giant pancake flew in from outer space and ate the entire jury in one bite, leaving behind an ear for each of them. Bob pointed at the pancake, "SEE!!?!?!?!? WHADDYA TELL YA!?!?!?!?" Then she found herself running for her life away from the giant pancake. Surprisingly it was Snack who took a stand against the pancakes. She stuck a thumb to her chest and yelled, "SHINY POWER!!!!!!" The whole room went all shiny, and the pancake keeled over and died, barfing up Inuyasha in the process. Kagome ran over to Inuyasha, "Inuyasha, Inuyasha? You all right?" Inuyasha sat up and groaned, "Yeah, I'm fin- HEY!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY EAR!?!?!?!?" Kagome picked up his ear, and Cheese handed her some ducktape. "Here it is, Inuyasha, I'll ducktape it back on." "Ducktape fixes all!" Snack pointed out. Inuyasha felt his duck-taped covered ear. Suddenly, the duck-tape disappeared, and Inuyasha found his ear was re-attatched, with no trace of a scar.