Hello again! I see you haven't tired of our ranting! So be it! Now, grab a slice of pizza, kill that giant pancake that's hovering over your head, and read.

PS a review would be nice too, though, you don't have to encourage us to rant strange stories about Inuyasha! :P

Snack: wow, we haven't been flamed yet. :P

Bob: Don't change that! Or else... we'll... we'll... Defenistrate you! (we'll throw you out a window)

Cheese: scarf's cheese that she is allergic to Burp.

Disclaimer: We dun own Inuyasha.... Deal with it.

Oh yeah, and one more thing....

This chapter is rated nc-17 for ummm..... You'll find out.

-----------Now for the story----------

(a few days later, in a deserted Chinese restaurant, where the walls were painted with pink camels)

Inuyasha swallowed his ramen, along with the bowl. Kagome starred at him for a moment, "You need to learn how to use chopsticks, Inuyasha."

"But I'm a lazy bum."

"You're soon to be a lazy bum with a stomach ache."

"Crap." Inuyasha barfed out his ramen, along with the bowl, and a fat cat named Buyo.

Kagome stared at the hanyou (half-demon) for a momment, "You ate my cat?"

"I was hungry! An' he wuddn't stop staring at me! Just like you!"

Kagome blinked. End of story

Now, to continue.

"You misspelled 'wouldn't' in the last sentence Inuyasha."

"How the hell would you know that?!?!? We're talking out loud, not on paper, what do you think!?!?!? We're characters in some fanfiction by some insane people with no lives other than the computer?!?!?!?"

"Yes actually, I do."

"I'm hungry. Where's Spiderman?"

"All right, it has been confirmed, we are in some crazy fanfiction!"

"Who do you think is writing this endless rant then?"

"Bob, Snack, and Cheese."

"o.O But... how can they be writing this? If they're in the fanfiction too?"

"They're strange weirdos, who need a life, smell like moose antlers (one word, p.u.) and want to screw up our lives. Now, shall we make out for no apparent reason?"

"Sure!" Inuyasha replied against his will.

Bob: We have power over ye!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Snack: I'm hungry, when's snack?

Bob: hits Snack on head You just had dinner you hungry bum!

Snack: I'm still hungry.

Bob: BACK TO THE STORY!!!!

Snack: Have I told you lately that I'm hungry? I could use a drink too, and I have to go to the bathroom. Actually, I don't have to go to the bathroom.

Bob: throws a floppy disk at Snack

Snack: Wheeee!!! Food! eats

Bob: NOOOOO!!!!!!! I had stuff on that floppy!

Snack: barf.

Bob: o.O You need peanut butter, yes you do.

Snack: We should really get back to the story....

Bob: I'll get the peanut butter!

Meanwhile, Inuyasha and Kagome were making out.

Kagome (of her own will) smiled at Inuyasha, "I've always loved you Inuyasha, I'm glad that you feel the same way towards me, and have agreed to marry me again, and to dump Kikyo!" She leaned towards Inuyasha and kissed him in a kiss equivalent of a bear hug, and sucked all of the air out of Inuyasha's lungs.

Somehow, Inuyasha survived, realizing that he didn't require air to live, all he needed was an apple a day to keep the vet away and a printer...

Inuyasha (against his will) smooched her back, and....

Bob: Oh crap, the peanut butter made my fingers stick to the keyboard.

Snack: I'm hungry.

Bob: can only type one word ffffuuuuuccccckkkkkk

Snack: Whats our rating on this thing again? I'm not hungry any more.

Bob: fffffuuuuuuccccckkkkkk

Snack: Please escort small children out of the area.

Bob: fffffffuuuuuuccccckkkkk

Snack: Bob! Shut up!

Bob: noooooooooooooo!

Snack: gasp You're fingers, they weren't stuck after all!

Bob: Eheheheheheh....

Snack: You're a sad little person.

Bob: sweatdrop Back to the story!

Inuyasha secretly liked the sensation of Kagome's lips, though, he wanted to have control over his own body again.

So, we took pity on him.

And let him continue kissing Kagome of his 'own free will' (we put him there, and put Super glue on their lips, again.)

Inuyasha tried to pull away from Kagome's everlasting kiss of doom. But.... He couldn't! He screamed loudly, accidentally putting his tongue in Kagome's mouth. (Pardon my French... hahahaha.... Okay sorry, I have nothing against the French by the way. I just can't resist a good joke. Est-ce que tu parle francais? Je parle francais. : P )

Kagome grunted, and tried to pull away, butt (hahaha) ehem but she couldn't. Though, she could scarcely believe what was happening, Inuyasha, was... FRENCH KISSING HER!!!! Sure, it had sounded like a muffled scream, but.... His tongue was in her mouth..... (o.o)

So, realizing that she should take advantage of the situation, she returned the action.

Bob stared at the young couple, sweatdropping. "Cheese, exactly how much super glue did you put on their lips?"

"4 containers of 16 oz. bottles!"

Bob smiled evily, "Good...."

Snack: "My tongue is numb from ice cubes."

Bob: "how did you say that so good when you're tongue is numb?"

Snack: "Don't ask."

Cheese: "oro."

Inuyasha stared at the newly arrived trio, and began sweating uncontrollably, realizing that he did indeed need air to live. He passed out on the floor, dragging Kagome down with him.

Kagome hit her head on an air molecule and passed out.

Cheese decided that this was her chance, she grabbed Miroku out of nowhere, undressed him, herself, Kagome and Inuyasha. "SEX PARTY!!!" She shouted.

Snack was appalled, "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! You are a sick, strange little person!"

Bob simply turned away, and began walking hurriedly towards the door.

Snack covered her eyes, "There goes my appetite for the rest of the month!"

Bob was long gone.

Cheese and Miroku were at it again.

And Cheese took over the story even though she's not here, and had Kagome and Inuyasha do it too.

A giant panda flying on a fur ball flew out of no where, and everyone had their clothes back on, their lips unstuck, and they were all in the realm of the living. (hey we had to get back on track some how)

Snack got on her knees and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!"

A bunch of people in white with wings and shiny white things floating above their heads, suddenly appeared and started singing the 'alleluia' song.

Snack wasted no time diving after the shinies.

Bob was still gone.

And cheese was mad that her clothes wouldn't come off. (Cheese, this is for your own good, trust us :} )

Now, end of the chapter, 'cause we're gonna go sing karoke. :P