Hey hey hey!! It's finally an update for Crunch-A-Tize Me Cap'n!!!! I bet you are all so very very happy. Oh yeah. Well let's get it started!!!
Neji: Will you ever give me my money back?
FK: Engine engine number nine, going down the country line. If the train should jump the track, will I get my money back?
Neji: What the heck was that??
FK: Nuttin but a lil' rhymey rhyme.
Neji: A what?
Kakashi: #walks up# Is that otakutart still affecting her?
Neji: Looks like it. Why did you even give that to her? You know they're illegal.
Kakashi: I dunno.
FK: # is running around on the walls and ceiling#
Sesshomaru: #walks in but sees Hyper FK and turns to leave again#
FK: SESSHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! #glomps him#
Kakashi: #pouts# What about me?
FK: Fi-on…whosoever does the disclaimer will be loved and glomped and kissed for the time being.
Sesshomaru: She's all yours.
Kakashi: That's a little much for now….I just wanted a hug.
FK: Ok fine, #hugs Kakashi# Koga do the disclaimer.
Eggo: Only I can tell Koga what to do!
FK: Ok then Neji. Do it and I'll give you TWO dollars.
Neji: How bout 5? #sees glare# Ok, FluffyKakashi does not own Inuyasha.
FK: Here ya go!
Kakashi: Mm-mm-mm, scraping the bottom of the barrel huh?
Neji: Shut up.
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Inuyasha, Kagome, and Myoga are trying to think of a way to get the Tetsaiga back.
Sesshomaru: #walks over to them#
Inuyasha: #looks up at him (they're sitting) # What?! Are you gonna give it back now?
Sesshomaru: #surfer voice# No, dudes, I was wonderin' if you had anything to eat.
Kagome: EAT??!! You were just eating the Tetsaiga!!
Sesshomaru: # looks slightly alarmed# WHOA!! Like, don't get all bent outta banana man. #takes a bite of the sword again#
Kagome: Don't you mean "Bent outta shape?" And I'm not a man.
Sesshomaru: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: ?????
Rin: #waltzes up to Sesshomaru with some food sitting on a leaf (like in the show)#
Sessshomaru: #takes the food# SpAnK yOu LiTtLe ChIcKaDeE!!!! # eats all the food in one gulp; including the leaf#
Kagome: ……….Inuyasha……your brother scares me. #leans up against him#
Inuyasha: There's nothin' scary bout it. He's just freaky, that's what he is.
Sesshomaru: #girly gasp# Chipmunk and Human, sittin' in a tree…
Inuyasha: What is your problem?! I am NOT a chipmunk!!
Sesshomaru: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
Miroku, Sango, and Shippo show up. (A.N. They are outside the tomb now and I know they ain't supposed to show up yet but it would be boring without them.)
Shippo: What's going on here?
Miroku: It would seem as though Sesshomaru is somehow handling the Tetsaiga.
Sesshomaru: #stares at Shippo# O.O
Shippo: What?
Sesshomaru: Eegad! Do you have a cold young one? # his voice is like one of those British professor like guys with the little circular glasses#
Shippo: Uh…no why?
Sesshomaru: Really? I thought you had Ebola with that frightfully annoying voice. Do you concur? #takes off glasses to clean them#
Inuyasha: Sesshomaru…why are you wearing glasses??
Sesshomaru: #puts glasses back on# Why are you wearing glasses?
Inuyasha: But I….
Sesshomaru: Tut.Tut. Now don't lie little zebra. #starts yelling# I KNOW YOU STOLE THE COOKIES FROM MAMA'S BUSCUIT!!!
Sango: ………….#gasp# A DEMON!! I have to kill it!!
Miroku: ……..you just noticed that?
Sango: Yes….why?
Sesshomaru: #starts twitching like mad# Must….Resist….Stupidity….Impulse…..#starts laughing insanely# WHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! #runs to Shippo to continuously poke his hair (you know, the bun)#
Shippo: #jumps into Kagome's arms# Kagome!!
Sesshomaru: Eeheeheeheehee!!!!!! #runs away#
Myoga: We need to go after him! He still has the Tetsaiga!
Kagome: Right! Let's go!
Sesshomaru: #is sitting on a tree branch continuously flipping around the branch, without using his hands; singing# There was a great big moose, and he drank a lot of juice. There was a great big moose, and he drank a lot of juice. Say Whoa-oa, wee-oh wee-oh wee-oh wee-oh, way-oh way-oh, wee-oh wee-oh wee-oh wee-oh. The moose's name was Fred, and he drunk his juice in bed… #he continues the song until the group chasing him shows up# Say-
Inuyasha: There he is!!
Miroku: Get him!!
Sesshomaru: #clutches the Tetsaiga and jumps away# They're always after me lucky charms.
Sango: Come back here!!
Sesshomaru: NEVRE!!
Shippo: #snatches the sword and gives it to Inuyasha#
Sesshomaru: WHAAA!!! You're so mean!! #looks at Kagome's bike# Mmm…that looks good. #walks up to it#
Kagome: Sesshomaru…what are you-
Sesshomaru: #takes a bite out of the middle bar of her bike# CRUNCH!!
Kagome: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY BIIIIIIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somewhere distant, birds fly.
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FK: #is now hugging Sesshomaru# Ah well that took awhile huh? I think it's actually shorter than my nonsense at the beginning and end.
Sesshomaru: Why must you make me act so ridiculous? -.-
FK: Cuz you know that's how you really are on the insiiide!! o
Sesshomaru: O.o Hell no.
FK: Well that's just the way things go- #singing# IN A-A-A-Albuquerque!!!!
Neji: And what was that?? No lemme guess; a lil' songy song?
FK: O.O How did you know??
Kakashi: #appears next to FK# Otakutart?
FK: Thanks!!
Neji: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
Kakashi: Have fun! #disappears#
FK: #laughs maniacally# LAUGH WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LET US FROLIC IN THE SEA OF UNDERLYING BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: #ahem# Please review, it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
FK: WOW SHESSHY!!! O.O YOU'RE REALLY PROPER!!!
Sesshomaru: #walks away#