I don't own LOTR; I do how ever own Jessica and Katie.
Tonight all they had done was listen to Bjork music and play with candle wax, and both girls where falling asleep on the floor, Jessica being a month older than her friend Katie was unfortunately the one who was the least mature and got them playing with the hot candle wax. Katie held up the starfish they pulled from the candle that she dubbed "Legless" because in the removing process, she pulled off his legs.
"Ah... Katie?"
Jessica mumbled into her arm, which she was using as a headrest, she poked Katie's side and Katie rolled over and looked at her.
"Don't poke my tummy fat and what?"
Neither girl was all that pretty, both where a tad of the roly-poly side, one a little more so than the other, Jessica smiled and yawned, the digital clock behind them read '3:30' and the Bjork music was still flowing from the speakers into their ears.
"You know what would suck?"
"What Jess?"
"If we switch bodies with some Orcs."
"Yeah that would suck... Now shut up and go to sleep"
Jessica closed her green eyes and was out like a light, much like Katie was but she was out faster than a lightning strike. Jessica, being the light sleeper that she is, woke up first to the odd shouts and funny smells, she know Katie's little brother smelled really bad, but this smelled like a thousand smelly MEN. She sat up and looked around, they where in a forest and big giant things where walking around... Jessica looked down at her hands and they were so much bigger than her hands, she put a hand to her head and she had greasy hair. The "teenager" held back a scream and looked down at Katie, he began to shake her friend and Katie rolled over a slept more, Jessica growled and kicked Katie, she jumped up and pushed her in blind rage.
"What the hell was that-AH, what the bloody hell are you?!"
yes I know short "Chapter" but I wanna know, keep it? Re-write it? Or scrap it? (the rest will be funnier promise.)