Hudson Meets "The Ring".
By King Cobra3
A/N: This originated on the Gargoyles X message board (Mooncat, you rule!) and is short and stupid. It has very mild language, and just as slight, (very, VERY slight) sexual innuendo.
But anyone who read this already knows that...
Hudson sat there, staring at the TV in slight boredom, laughing as Jay Leno (whose chin is big enough to have plugged up the hole in the Titanic if he'd been alive then to be on it. LOL) made stupid jokes and amusing anecdotes.
As he stared intently at the TV screen, the aged warrior remembered what had happened exactly seven days prior, after he had watched that bizarre videotape. The phone rang from somewhere nearby, once the tape was over, and Hudson had cursed up a storm trying to find the bloody thing.
After following the direction of the endless ringing, he had finally discovered the phones' location and picked up. "Aye?"
"You will die in seven days." came the strange feminine voice on the other end. Unfortunately, there was so much static that he could barely hear, and Hudson tapped the receiver impatiently with one talon. Damn MCI! Okay, the interference was gone. Much better. "Aye?"
The mysterious girl repeated her message, and this time he heard it. Hudson frowned.
"Aye, Demona, if this be you, shy away from the Jack Daniels from now on. Och!"
Then he'd hung up.
Back in the present, Hudson chuckled at the memory, then frowned again as water came out of the TV, followed by a spooky looking young woman. She reached her hands out as if to strangle him.
Hudson unsheathed his sword. "Have at thee, then!"
Then suddenly the camera started pushing in on Hudson, and he screamed one last cry.
"Och! HAKON!! CLAN SLAUGHTERER!!!"
The clan came back a half-hour later, where they found Hudson in his chair in front of the TV. The girl was gone, but Hudson was sitting there, his face an ashen gray and his eyes rolled up in his head. Hudson's mouth was open in a expression of fear and terror. They all stared at him for a while, before leaving the room.
"I wonder what's wrong with Hudson?" Broadway questioned.
"Castaway got drunk and flashed his dick at him?" was Lex's answer.
"Eh, he's always looks like that when he's napping." Brooklyn answered simply, as he shut the door behind him.
THE END.
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